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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:29 pm

Goldfish wrote:I could take all my personal contact with law enforcement, and divide the number of times they were pretentious by it, and my number would be over .5

I never filed complaints tho, so reported complaints is tough to go off from.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:38 pm

AKPirate wrote:Cops have my respect. I appreciate your service men.

Me too, for the most part.
But, I still can't help it:
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:40 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Cops have my respect. I appreciate your service men.

Me too, for the most part.
But, I still can't help it:

I still say fuck the police every chance I get.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:45 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Cops have my respect. I appreciate your service men.

Me too, for the most part.
But, I still can't help it:

I still say fuck the police every chance I get.

Yea but it has a different meaning when you're just trying to get laid.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:46 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Cops have my respect. I appreciate your service men.

Me too, for the most part.
But, I still can't help it:

I still say fuck the police every chance I get.

Yea but it has a different meaning when you're just trying to get laid.

:lol:
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:52 pm

Cops are cool until they make you take all your clothes off and force you to sit on a very cold steel bench in front of the only hot babe cop in the county behind bars. It happens guys, it happens.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby jmitch » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:05 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:Cops are cool until they make you take all your clothes off and force you to sit on a very cold steel bench in front of the only hot babe cop in the county behind bars. It happens guys, it happens.

Cops gotta have fun too... Bet they laughed at that picture for months
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:39 pm

jmitch wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Cops are cool until they make you take all your clothes off and force you to sit on a very cold steel bench in front of the only hot babe cop in the county behind bars. It happens guys, it happens.

Cops gotta have fun too... Bet they laughed at that picture for months

They didn't pictures. Or wait a second....Hey red you guys take pictures of shit like that?
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby AKPirate » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:45 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
jmitch wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Cops are cool until they make you take all your clothes off and force you to sit on a very cold steel bench in front of the only hot babe cop in the county behind bars. It happens guys, it happens.

Cops gotta have fun too... Bet they laughed at that picture for months

They didn't pictures. Or wait a second....Hey red you guys take pictures of shit like that?


The rumor is that the shrinkage was so great that the footage showed nothing...
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:00 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
jmitch wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Cops are cool until they make you take all your clothes off and force you to sit on a very cold steel bench in front of the only hot babe cop in the county behind bars. It happens guys, it happens.

Cops gotta have fun too... Bet they laughed at that picture for months

They didn't pictures. Or wait a second....Hey red you guys take pictures of shit like that?


The rumor is that the shrinkage was so great that the footage showed nothing...

I can corroborate. Imagine being pissed cocked at the end of the night on a cold steel bench naked triyng to sleep. Corroboration.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby jmitch » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:01 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
jmitch wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Cops are cool until they make you take all your clothes off and force you to sit on a very cold steel bench in front of the only hot babe cop in the county behind bars. It happens guys, it happens.

Cops gotta have fun too... Bet they laughed at that picture for months

They didn't pictures. Or wait a second....Hey red you guys take pictures of shit like that?


The rumor is that the shrinkage was so great that the footage showed nothing...

Sounds like you're talking from first hand knowledge....
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby AKPirate » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:03 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
jmitch wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Cops are cool until they make you take all your clothes off and force you to sit on a very cold steel bench in front of the only hot babe cop in the county behind bars. It happens guys, it happens.

Cops gotta have fun too... Bet they laughed at that picture for months

They didn't pictures. Or wait a second....Hey red you guys take pictures of shit like that?


The rumor is that the shrinkage was so great that the footage showed nothing...

I can corroborate. Imagine being pissed cocked at the end of the night on a cold steel bench naked triyng to sleep. Corroboration.


I can completely understand, cold steel bench on your nuts and hot chick laughing at you is not conducive to feeling large and in-charge.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:38 pm

Did they throw powdered sugar on you beef.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:05 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:Did they throw powdered sugar on you beef.


It's delicious!
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:10 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:Did they throw powdered sugar on you beef.

:cry: yea :cry:
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Olly » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:20 pm

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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby assateague » Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:47 pm

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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby goodkarmarising » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:05 pm

Looks like morning beef finally made a thread that lasted more than a couple pages.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:19 pm

goodkarmarising wrote:Looks like morning beef finally made a thread that lasted more than a couple pages.

If you freakin jinx this GKR I swear...
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby goodkarmarising » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:44 pm

Thread closed.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:02 pm

Suck it up MB
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby AKPirate » Sat Aug 17, 2013 3:12 am

jarbo03 wrote:Suck it up MB


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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:01 pm

Harsh.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:13 pm

pled not guilty, new court date oct 9th to deal with the district attorney. I can go to trial but it wont be a jury trial.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Eric Haynes » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:32 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:pled not guilty, new court date oct 9th to deal with the district attorney. I can go to trial but it wont be a jury trial.


Fuck em up Beef

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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby one2many » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:36 pm

good luck Beef
i have never seen a jury for traffic court
if the ticket dont hurt my record or raise my insurance i just pay the man.
I DO NOT LIKE SPENDING TIME AT ANY COURT HOUSE.
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Olly » Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:58 pm

Now you just have to convince the DA that he doesn't have a case and get him to drop it.

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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:48 pm

No doubt ya'll. No fucking doubt. Starting to get pissed having had to leave from work for court. Gettin real ova here!
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby Redbeard » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:14 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:No doubt ya'll. No fucking doubt. Starting to get pissed having had to leave from work for court. Gettin real ova here!
do everything you can to find out when that officer is on vacation. Then schedule your trial date then
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Re: Boot, Red, Gad, Box calling all cops

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:30 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:No doubt ya'll. No fucking doubt. Starting to get pissed having had to leave from work for court. Gettin real ova here!
do everything you can to find out when that officer is on vacation. Then schedule your trial date then

That's dirty pool, but I'll remember it in case I ever need it.
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