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[obxbufflehead]

Guys, if you can't quote correctly please don't post at all.

Thanks,

Everyone

It's tapatalk tiz. Don't know why it does it but it does.

there is a 5 combination quote limit... it automatically removes the 6th quoter's name and code.

you have to manually fix it by removing not needed quotes or separating them so they are not combined.

Well don't you know all about it.

[assateague]

That's why u spit on her back to make them think u splooged on her and when she turns around u blow it in her face

Good times

isn't that called the Houdini?

I believe it's "the poltergeist".

[Woody]

That's why u spit on her back to make them think u splooged on her and when she turns around u blow it in her face

Good times

isn't that called the Houdini?

I believe it's "the poltergeist".

Did anyone else notice the word them?

Are other people watching that also need to be fooled?

[Tiler_J]

Nice looking family you got there Joel!

x2 Joel. When can my family meet em?

Hopefully this summer, figuring out our summer schedule now. I will shoot you some possible dates in the next week or two.

[Redbeard]

Nice looking family you got there Joel!

x2 Joel. When can my family meet em?

Hopefully this summer, figuring out our summer schedule now. I will shoot you some possible dates in the next week or two.

10-4

[Bootlipkiller]

Just know that when you decide the time has come for babies, chances are you will accomplish your mission on the first try. Then...game over.

Well that's no fun.

Tell me about it...

I hear if you shoot it on their back they don't get prego...

that's false. I've tried. Ended up with #4

:):)

[Bootlipkiller]

Nice looking family you got there Joel!

Thanks Zach. They are a handful, wife and kids , but they are the best thing to ever happen to me. I am a lucky guy.

I suppose one day I'm going to have to drink the Kool aid and knock the wife up.

do it now

No then I would have to quit hunting and fishing so much.

[rebelp74]

50/50 kids are overrated

[Redbeard]

50/50 kids are overrated

youre probably not fit to parent so keep saying that

[rebelp74]

50/50 kids are overrated

youre probably not fit to parent so keep saying that

Just don't think I want it, yet.

[obxbufflehead]

Bikini shots from now on plz.

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I don't think I can put a bikini on my hand

Make one out of "lectric" tape.

You know I'm gonna have to try to do that now.

See if you can sneak one of the left hand, sometimes It's hard to get a pic of the stranger.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

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Told y'all I'd try it. And did the left had for jarbo.

[Redbeard]

[quote="aunt betty"]Bikini shots from now on plz.

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I don't think I can put a bikini on my hand

Make one out of "lectric" tape.

You know I'm gonna have to try to do that now.

See if you can sneak one of the left hand, sometimes It's hard to get a pic of the stranger.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368761681.416098.jpg

Told y'all I'd try it. And did the left had for jarbo.[/quote]did that suffice as your craft in school today?

[obxbufflehead]

You know I'm gonna have to try to do that now.

See if you can sneak one of the left hand, sometimes It's hard to get a pic of the stranger.

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368761681.416098.jpg

Told y'all I'd try it. And did the left had for jarbo.

did that suffice as your craft in school today?

Hahahaha no.

[Feelin' Fowl]

did that suffice as your craft in school today?

Hahahaha no.

Does that mean it wasn't your craft, or your teacher thinks you could have done better with the right?

[obxbufflehead]

did that suffice as your craft in school today?

Hahahaha no.

Does that mean it wasn't your craft, or your teacher thinks you could have done better with the right?

Both.





















































































I don't do crafts in school anymore by the way.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I don't do crafts in school anymore by the way.

Just show and tell with the teacher?

[ManlyMan]

There has not been enough girl friends and wives lately. Y'all are slacking.

[ManlyMan]

Obx, is it illegal for me to talk to you? You ever seen the Adam sandler movie big daddy? I feel like him when the kid has to take a bath. Freaks me out.

[obxbufflehead]

I don't do crafts in school anymore by the way.

Just show and tell with the teacher?

Nope.






But homeschool is awesome in the fact that all my hunting/fishing/tennis(which the tennis class has some eye candy in it) ect counts for PE credits. The lanyards I make count as art(only bad thing about that is that they call it mackromay(yeah I know that's spelled wrong). So I basically have all the credits I need in PE and art.

[obxbufflehead]

Obx, is it illegal for me to talk to you? You ever seen the Adam sandler movie big daddy? I feel like him when the kid has to take a bath. Freaks me out.

Don't know why it would be illegal. But no, never seen that movie.

[obxbufflehead]

There has not been enough girl friends and wives lately. Y'all are slacking.

If I had a GF I would post a picture. But I don't so I can't.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Obx, is it illegal for me to talk to you? You ever seen the Adam sandler movie big daddy? I feel like him when the kid has to take a bath. Freaks me out.

the Doc must not be a pediatrician...

Swimming trunks. Make sure he's wearing them...

[3legged_lab]

Obx, is it illegal for me to talk to you? You ever seen the Adam sandler movie big daddy? I feel like him when the kid has to take a bath. Freaks me out.

:lol::lol::lol:

Chris Hansen will be here shortly.

[rebelp74]

Obx, is it illegal for me to talk to you? You ever seen the Adam sandler movie big daddy? I feel like him when the kid has to take a bath. Freaks me out.

:lol::lol::lol:

Chris Hansen will be here shortly.

[NuffDaddy]

Obx, is it illegal for me to talk to you? You ever seen the Adam sandler movie big daddy? I feel like him when the kid has to take a bath. Freaks me out.

Don't know why it would be illegal. But no, never seen that movie.

For the love of God, please tell me you've at least seen Happy Gilmore.

[Tomkat]

[that all my hunting/fishing/tennis(which the tennis class has some eye candy in it) ect counts for PE credits. The lanyards I make count as art(only bad thing about that is that they call it mackromay(yeah I know that's spelled wrong). So I basically have all the credits I need in PE and art.

Damn Bobby! DAMN DAMN DAMN! DO NOT tell anyone you play tennis....what in the hell is wrong with you?????

[Redbeard]

There has not been enough girl friends and wives lately. Y'all are slacking.

I only have one wife

[Redbeard]

I don't do crafts in school anymore by the way.

Just show and tell with the teacher?

Nope.






But homeschool is awesome in the fact that all my hunting/fishing/tennis(which the tennis class has some eye candy in it) ect counts for PE credits. The lanyards I make count as art(only bad thing about that is that they call it mackromay(yeah I know that's spelled wrong). So I basically have all the credits I need in PE and art.

sounds like you're doing well. Tennis huh??

[Woody]

[that all my hunting/fishing/tennis(which the tennis class has some eye candy in it) ect counts for PE credits. The lanyards I make count as art(only bad thing about that is that they call it mackromay(yeah I know that's spelled wrong). So I basically have all the credits I need in PE and art.

Damn Bobby! DAMN DAMN DAMN! DO NOT tell anyone you play tennis....what in the hell is wrong with you?????

I disagree, a good majority of the ladies who play amateur tennis are smoking hotties, rich, and frustrated... good mix

[ManlyMan]

[that all my hunting/fishing/tennis(which the tennis class has some eye candy in it) ect counts for PE credits. The lanyards I make count as art(only bad thing about that is that they call it mackromay(yeah I know that's spelled wrong). So I basically have all the credits I need in PE and art.

Damn Bobby! DAMN DAMN DAMN! DO NOT tell anyone you play tennis....what in the hell is wrong with you?????

I disagree, a good majority of the ladies who play amateur tennis are smoking hotties, rich, and frustrated... good mix

concur.

Tennis is a rich woman's sport. If you know how to play its a great way to pick up women. I don't know how. #sadpanda