The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[Goldfish]

How to tell when someone has reached their potential in the workplace:

When there is a pair of shoes sitting on top of a computer for a year, that you see every time you empty the office garbage can because the garbage is literally touching the computer, and one day you see one of the shoes in the garbage, while the other shoe is still sitting on top of the computer, and you still throw away that shoe instead of thinking "Hey, maybe that shoe just fell in here on accident because who would only throw away one shoe and keep the other one?"


I now get to wear my dingy white sneakers with my black dress pants and button up shirt today.

[Goldfish]

As far as you know.

Lol. It was too easy.

[TNAL45]

Fell asleep on the couch for the past 3 hours. Must have needed it.

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I remember a time before kids too.

Number 1 rule: Don't wake daddy up. There WILL be consequences.

[assateague]

My wife needs to better understand that one. Although it's not her fault- all women are hard-wired to instantly despise a sleeping man.

[Westie25]

Damn oil changes went up 4 bucks to 19.95.

[jarbo03]

That is still cheap.

[Westie25]

There was a lot of sarcasm in there.

[jarbo03]

The Duke boys have found their way into another tight spot. They are always in the middle of some serious shenanigans.

[Baysider]

Damn oil changes went up 4 bucks to 19.95.

Costs me over $80 to change my own.

[Westie25]

I'd never change it.

[Westie25]

Actually, if I had my own shop and the space to change it, I'd do it happily.

[assateague]

My Jeep costs me about $20. My wife's truck- about $150. Makes me cringe every time I do it.

[jarbo03]

Bro is a service manager and dad is a mechanic, it is nice having a shop with lifts and dads tools when the Trooper is needing work. Cost me about $14.50 for oil change, I go ahead and balance and rotate tires whike I am there.

[Westie25]

Father in law (future) is a master mechanic with Honda. Been there like 20 years. It helps.

[TNAL45]

My wife needs to better understand that one. Although it's not her fault- all women are hard-wired to instantly despise a sleeping man.

Just make her regret waking you up. If the kids wake you up, it's her fault. Worked for my dad. Mom used to shuah us and send us outside. I still won't wake his ass up.

[assateague]

I take a very "uneven" approach to domestic life. My temper more closely resembles an EKG than a bell curve. When a "spike" is nearing, everyone knows and treads lightly. Works out for the best for everyone. But they're over quickly.

[assateague]

Time to go pick the garden.

[Goldfish]

My Jeep costs me about $20. My wife's truck- about $150. Makes me cringe every time I do it.

wtf does she drive and why are you using liquid gold as a lubricant?

[jarbo03]

Extended forecast on accuweather shows no more days of 100+ temps. While looking I noticed aour record high was 108* in 1936, my question is, who is the bastard that caused global warming in the 30's?

[huntntech]

We are finally getting some rain! We have only had .6 inches is almost two months. About damn time

[Olly]

37 days until early goose!

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[jarbo03]

$1 beers at the T-Bones game tonight.

[Westie25]

Just seen greenjeans headed towards the refuge. I always follow the law but I still don't like seeing them.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I just paid $1800 for a steer. Damn.

[Flightstopper]

I just paid $1800 for a steer. Damn.

What did your kid get?

[TNAL45]

I just paid $1800 for a steer. Damn.

Wut? Dafuq you pay per pound?

[ManlyMan]

What'd I miss?

[DeadEye_Dan]

$2.40/lb for a goldanged feeder calf.

That's only about 2x over market.

[jarbo03]

Pre game at T-Bones, 2 at a time when it is $1 beers.

[Flightstopper]

$2.40/lb for a goldanged feeder calf.

That's only about 2x over market.

Damn, I assumed you kids had show steers at that price. Better be some damn good rib eyes