Latest Purchase Thread

[Willie]

Almost forgot, case of yuengling

[assateague]

[quote="jehler"]Are you serious or just "trolling" lol?

I'm serious.

thats funny ****, left and right if your facing aft lol. You sure you don't mean facing backwards?

Yes, aft is backwards.

If you're facing forward.

The pointy end is the bow, the square end is the stern.[/quote]

What about a canoe?

[Feelin' Fowl]

[quote="jehler"]Are you serious or just "trolling" lol?

I'm serious.

thats funny ****, left and right if your facing aft lol. You sure you don't mean facing backwards?

Yes, aft is backwards.

If you're facing forward.

The pointy end is the bow, the square end is the stern.[/quote]

What about a canoe? Both sides can be pointy...

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[Woody]

Some canoes have a square stern...

[Willie]

[quote="Willie"][quote="jehler"]Are you serious or just "trolling" lol?

I'm serious.

thats funny ****, left and right if your facing aft lol. You sure you don't mean facing backwards?

Yes, aft is backwards.

If you're facing forward.

The pointy end is the bow, the square end is the stern.[/quote]

What about a canoe?[/quote]
Just don't stand up, or you'll tippecanoe

[rebelp74]

I'm serious.

thats funny ****, left and right if your facing aft lol. You sure you don't mean facing backwards?

Yes, aft is backwards.

If you're facing forward.

The pointy end is the bow, the square end is the stern.

Not if you're on a double ender.

[Willie]

[quote="Willie"]
I'm serious.

thats funny ****, left and right if your facing aft lol. You sure you don't mean facing backwards?

Yes, aft is backwards.

If you're facing forward.

The pointy end is the bow, the square end is the stern.

Not if you're on a double ender.[/quote]
I'm not familiar with a double bender.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Some canoes have a square stern...

Some, yes. Not all, and not traditionally.

Never mind. I don't care anymore.

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[Woody]

Some canoes have a square stern...

Some, yes. Not all, and not traditionally.

Never mind. I don't care anymore.

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Well what has been proven here is... Nautical terms are confusing but can be fixed with numbering systems.

[assateague]

I still haven't bought anything. Tanks of gas hardly count, but that's really all I spend money on.

[rebelp74]

Yes, aft is backwards.

If you're facing forward.

The pointy end is the bow, the square end is the stern.

Not if you're on a double ender.

I'm not familiar with a double bender.

You've got to live a little!

[rebelp74]

I still haven't bought anything. Tanks of gas hardly count, but that's really all I spend money on.

And this people is a WIN!

[Woody]

I still haven't bought anything. Tanks of gas hardly count, but that's really all I spend money on.

Is that supposed to be surprising?

[Willie]

I still haven't bought anything. Tanks of gas hardly count, but that's really all I spend money on.

You'll be able to report a purchase when you get the stuff for your homemade mayonnaise.

[assateague]

I don't think so. I have olive oil, which we bought a gallon of several months back. We more eggs than we can shake a stick at. I've got ground mustard in the spice rack, and the neighbor has lime and lemon trees in his greenhouse, with fruit for the asking. My mayo should be basically free.

I'm sure I've bought some stuff. I got $60 out of the ATM on Tuesday, and I only have $26 in my pocket.

[assateague]

I bought two racks of ribs, that's what it was. That was $19. The other $15 must have got pissed on away on this and that. I'll blame the wife.

[rebelp74]

I don't think so. I have olive oil, which we bought a gallon of several months back. We more eggs than we can shake a stick at. I've got ground mustard in the spice rack, and the neighbor has lime and lemon trees in his greenhouse, with fruit for the asking. My mayo should be basically free.

I'm sure I've bought some stuff. I got $60 out of the ATM on Tuesday, and I only have $26 in my pocket.

Don't use just olive oil, it'll be pretty strong. Use some canola or veg oil too. Try throwing some chipotles in it, really good stuff.

[assateague]

I'll make some up using one of those chocolate habaneros in the freezer from last year. Then I'll tell my wife that that's how I like it, so that's how I'm gonna make it. Then she'll leave it alone, I can make it normal after that, and not have to worry about the kids eating up all my mayonnaise. They eat miracle whip if given the choice, so obviously don't deserve my gourmet, custom ground mayonnaise.

[rebelp74]

That's smart.

[waterfowlman]

Are you serious or just "trolling" lol?

I'm serious.

thats funny ****, left and right if your facing aft lol. You sure you don't mean facing backwards?

Yes, aft is backwards.

The dock lines go where ever the captain says they do. Port or starboard, bow or stern, breast, forward leading spring, aft leading spring, by cleat #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 etc. The rods or fishing lines are called whatever the captain says they are to be called. Port or starboard flat line, rigger line, drop line, trailing line etc. There's only one captain on each vessel and shit on board is called whetever the fuck the captain wants them to be called.

[Woody]

Are you serious or just "trolling" lol?

I'm serious.

thats funny ****, left and right if your facing aft lol. You sure you don't mean facing backwards?

Yes, aft is backwards.

The dock lines go where ever the captain says they do. Port or starboard, bow or stern, breast, forward leading spring, aft leading spring, by cleat #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 etc. The rods or fishing lines are called whatever the captain says they are to be called. Port or starboard flat line, rigger line, drop line, trailing line etc. There's only one captain on each vessel and shit on board is called whetever the fuck the captain wants them to be called.

What if a commodore or admiral is aboard?

[waterfowlman]

Was never in the Navy but I believe the commodore or admiral would still be under the command of the captain if the vessel was underway.

[Olly]

Was never in the Navy but I believe the commodore or admiral would still be under the command of the captain if the vessel was underway.

Yes.

[Woody]

Was never in the Navy but I believe the commodore or admiral would still be under the command of the captain if the vessel was underway.

Yes.

But what if it were... No?

[ManlyMan]

Was never in the Navy but I believe the commodore or admiral would still be under the command of the captain if the vessel was underway.

I'm a commodore.

[Woody]

Was never in the Navy but I believe the commodore or admiral would still be under the command of the captain if the vessel was underway.

I'm a commodore.

DOC
Manly Man
Dan
Jeff
Jack
Alpha

And now....

Commodore

[DeadEye_Dan]

I'm the HFMIC

[ManlyMan]

I'm the HFMIC

You mean hMFic?

[jehler]

I'm the HFMIC

Happy to Fuck Men In Chaps?

[Flightstopper]

HNIC