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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby flight control » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:16 pm

Obviously he means the internal combustion engine in that truck
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:17 pm

flight control wrote:Obviously he means the internal combustion engine in that truck

I ain't Canadian enough to catch it!
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby flight control » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:20 pm

dammit I never noticed you guys had already covered engines
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby bill herian » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:38 pm

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And what ever they use to put custard inside of a donut.

This morning I realized I missed puzchi day, devastated is an understatement


I'm eating one right now. Raspberry filling.
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Goldfish » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:48 pm

Oh man, this was a good one :lol:
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby jehler » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:54 pm

bill herian wrote:
jehler wrote:
bill herian wrote:
And what ever they use to put custard inside of a donut.

This morning I realized I missed puzchi day, devastated is an understatement


I'm eating one right now. Raspberry filling.

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby bill herian » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:03 pm

Nah, I think I'll have another one instead.
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby jehler » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:05 pm

bill herian wrote:Nah, I think I'll have another one instead.

I would fuck a raspberry puchzki right now, for reals
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby bill herian » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:12 pm

If the powederd sugar in my mustache was blow, I'd be hunting saber-tooth tigers on mars right now.
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:26 pm

bill herian wrote:If the powederd sugar in my mustache was blow, I'd be hunting saber-tooth tigers on mars right now.

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:26 pm

Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:32 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.

where do you come up with this BS? ;)
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:37 pm

b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.

where do you come up with this BS? ;)

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:57 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.

where do you come up with this BS? ;)

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makes sense now
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby jehler » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:06 pm

b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.

where do you come up with this BS? ;)

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:32 pm

jehler wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.

where do you come up with this BS? ;)

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:37 pm

jehler wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.

where do you come up with this BS? ;)

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:41 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.

where do you come up with this BS? ;)

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Sounds like a pretty cool trip.
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:42 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.

where do you come up with this BS? ;)

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This makes no sense. Your full of euphoria and nausea up until the yacking, then things become clear.
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:44 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
jehler wrote:
b.hud wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Obvious to AB and I but if it weren't for the domesticated dog we'd have no storytelling or music. Before the pet dog our ancestors had to sit around the fire in complete silence listening for wolves and Tasmanian devil cats sneaking up on them in the darkness. If anyone began to whistle or started talking of the funny stuff that happened when hunting ducks that day they would be immediately hushed and chided. Once the pet dog was taught to listen for predators and alert with ruffing; packs of our ancestral ruffians could finally joke around, play cowbells and fall into the fire at night. You would also be shocked to learn 'rug' and 'perogie' were common names cavemen gave to these canine companions.

where do you come up with this BS? ;)

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This makes no sense. Your full of euphoria and nausea up until the yacking, then things become clear.

Nah, face definitely falls off after

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:48 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:55 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
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you should never bury buttons with a 30 rack of beer just because you can.[/quote]
But...it feels so good grinding down my throat.

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Goldfish » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:09 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:But...it feels so good grinding down my throat.

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:32 pm

Goldfish wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:But...it feels so good grinding down my throat.

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My friend's father was a medic in the Army back in the day. I want to say he was in the Korean war. He has more stories of finding and eating peyote than one could ever imagine...and he was a medic...things were a little different back then.
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Fowlplay » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:36 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:But...it feels so good grinding down my throat.

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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Bulldog0156 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:44 pm

Condoms
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:45 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:Condoms

birth control


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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:13 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:Condoms

What's that word?
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:20 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:Condoms

What's that word?

Dunno, never used them.
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Re: The greatest invention known to man

Postby Bulldog0156 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:49 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:Condoms

What's that word?

Dunno, never used them.

I think eric and tripod are trying to get a rise out of someone
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