Hey jehler!

[Redbeard]

Says the WWF grand champion.

not a video game

[3legged_lab]

Drunk.

Lolz

[Botiz630]

Drunk.

Lolz

Why on a Thursday night, you ask? Because I'm driving tomorrow, I have to get it out of my system tonight.

[Botiz630]

Wait a minute, which site am I logged into right now?!

[rebelp74]

Wait a minute, which site am I logged into right now?!

The good one.

[Botiz630]

Here it is, this dude can flat out play some fucking Contra!


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I've watched this video like three times in a row.

[DC727]

Wait a minute, which site am I logged into right now?!

The real good one

[3legged_lab]

Drunk.

Lolz

Why on a Thursday night, you ask? Because I'm driving tomorrow, I have to get it out of my system tonight.

I didnt ask, you drunk ass. Feelin' guilty about getting shit housed on a Thursday?

[Botiz630]

Drunk.

Lolz

Why on a Thursday night, you ask? Because I'm driving tomorrow, I have to get it out of my system tonight.

I didnt ask, you drunk ass. Feelin' guilty about getting shit housed on a Thursday?

I don't even know you.

[Botiz630]

And I'm hanging up now. Don't call again.

[Botiz630]

P.S. - I'm still here.

[DC727]

Titz, spring training starts soon.

[Botiz630]

Titz, spring training starts soon.

Are you hitting on me?

[3legged_lab]

Drunk.

Lolz

Why on a Thursday night, you ask? Because I'm driving tomorrow, I have to get it out of my system tonight.

I didnt ask, you drunk ass. Feelin' guilty about getting shit housed on a Thursday?

I don't even know you.

That hurts, I thought we were internet friends.

Did you go and get yourself a big boy haircut?

[Redbeard]

Titz still around?

[3legged_lab]

Titz still around?

Think the lightweight passed out.

[Redbeard]

Cute little guy

[jehler]

Ha, all the shit talk about road rash and I just discovered that was on the sega not the Nintendo... Derp

[assateague]

Says the WWF grand champion.

not a video game

It's played on a scree, by pushing magical buttons. Most certainly a video game.

[jarbo03]

Ha, all the shit talk about road rash and I just discovered that was on the sega not the Nintendo... Derp

Figured you would have liked T&C Surf & Turf

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[AKPirate]

Says the WWF grand champion.

not a video game

It's played on a scree, by pushing magical buttons. Most certainly a video game.

Ohh, Assaa and Red internet fight, it's a draw since they cannot use lethal weapons against each other. And they are great friends, next.

[Tomkat]

One of two things happen when I drink:

1) I become everyone's worst nightmare.

2) I magically develop a level of hand-eye coordination seen only in movies like "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."

I work with a goofy fucker (not u titz!) who is ALWAYS telling us how he ran a 40 K run, was a football star, knows karate, etc...

A while back he was on the capitol lawn, doing kung fu stretches and practice kicks on the trees there. Security came to see him, that was the end of pratice kung fu.

At least you have alcohol as an excuse. This guy is just a total goof.

Back in the day, long ago, we had things called drive ins. You would drive your car there and watch a movie, get drunk, and many times, screw your date.

Anyway, I was there with my friend drinking cheap wine when Chuck Norris movie "Good Guys Wear Black" came out. Like any good drunk teenage boy, I was inspired by Chuck and did my own karate on the drive in speakers. Security came that night, too.

[assateague]

And you're right about drive-ins. All good things happened there.

[Tomkat]

:lol:

And you're right about drive-ins. All good things happened there.

It was a simpler time, when all you needed was a 12 pack and a young strumpet at the drive in for entertainment.

[Bulldog0156]

One of two things happen when I drink:

1) I become everyone's worst nightmare.

2) I magically develop a level of hand-eye coordination seen only in movies like "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."

I work with a goofy fucker (not u titz!) who is ALWAYS telling us how he ran a 40 K run, was a football star, knows karate, etc...

A while back he was on the capitol lawn, doing kung fu stretches and practice kicks on the trees there. Security came to see him, that was the end of pratice kung fu.

At least you have alcohol as an excuse. This guy is just a total goof.

Back in the day, long ago, we had things called drive ins. You would drive your car there and watch a movie, get drunk, and many times, screw your date.

Anyway, I was there with my friend drinking cheap wine when Chuck Norris movie "Good Guys Wear Black" came out. Like any good drunk teenage boy, I was inspired by Chuck and did my own karate on the drive in speakers. Security came that night, too.

Hahaha! Great story TK!

[jarbo03]

Drive-ins were awesome. My best was at a baseball tourney in high school. All players stayed with host families, oer Babe Ruth rules. The family a friend and I stayed with had a son who played for the host team. Curfew was to be at 10:00. We convinced the guy to call up some girls, I bought some beer and we headed to the drive in. Maverick was playing at that time. Got hammered and banged a girl in the back of his Bronco II. Rolled in around 4:00, calmly showed up for a 12:00 game and went 5 for 5 with a homer. Oh the good ol days!

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[Tomkat]

Hey Jarbo,

WE need to have a KKK drive in night. Get a designiated driver, some lawn chairs and a cooler and go to that one in Shawnee.

I know GKR would be up for it.

Whatcha think?

[jarbo03]

As long as their is cold beer and horny bitches!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Is thst the onr on the boulevard, been there a few times, yet to watch a movie though.

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[Botiz630]

One of two things happen when I drink:

1) I become everyone's worst nightmare.

2) I magically develop a level of hand-eye coordination seen only in movies like "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."

I work with a goofy fucker (not u titz!) who is ALWAYS telling us how he ran a 40 K run, was a football star, knows karate, etc...

A while back he was on the capitol lawn, doing kung fu stretches and practice kicks on the trees there. Security came to see him, that was the end of pratice kung fu.

At least you have alcohol as an excuse. This guy is just a total goof.

Back in the day, long ago, we had things called drive ins. You would drive your car there and watch a movie, get drunk, and many times, screw your date.

Anyway, I was there with my friend drinking cheap wine when Chuck Norris movie "Good Guys Wear Black" came out. Like any good drunk teenage boy, I was inspired by Chuck and did my own karate on the drive in speakers. Security came that night, too.

Haha, that's great. There was a fella at my school who was like that, he had the most magnificent neck beard I've ever seen and was all the time doing karate stuff out in the lawn of the quad. He sold ammo out of the trunk of his car so I got to know him a little bit. He ended up smashing his car to pieces one day when he was practicing his drift racing in the parking lot of the performing arts center. Geez I miss school.

Here's a true story to help explain what I mean by my second option for when I've been drinking:

We were having a party at a buddies place one night, we were all having a good time and enjoying ourselves. A friend of mine walks in the door and I started hollering some crap at him when I saw him. He walked into the kitchen and grabbed a cupcake that one of the girls had made and he flung that thing at my head. I kid you not I caught that cupcake in my mouth the way a collie would catch a daggon frisbee, the whole house erupted in cheers.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Hey Jarbo,

WE need to have a KKK drive in night. Get a designiated driver, some lawn chairs and a cooler and go to that one in Shawnee.

I know GKR would be up for it.

Whatcha think?

Wait- did you just ask Jarbo to go on a date to the drive-in after you both described having sexual encounters at the movies?