I just figured it out.

[jehler]

[quote="Eric Haynes"]I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

Even if that does work you don't have access to the island, the couch, the washing machine, the recliner....

truth. But I'll take what I can get. But I do have the garage, the backseat of the suburban and the shower[/quote]
Suburban! Man I'm jealous, haven't ha the car thing in years

[DeadEye_Dan]

Gotcha. Well congrats man! This'll be #3 or #4?

#3 and it's a dude too.

We're going to put a urinal

[Redbeard]

[quote="Redbeard"][quote="Eric Haynes"]I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

Even if that does work you don't have access to the island, the couch, the washing machine, the recliner....

truth. But I'll take what I can get. But I do have the garage, the backseat of the suburban and the shower[/quote]
Suburban! Man I'm jealous, haven't ha the car thing in years[/quote]
we just do it on those rare occasions we wanna feel young again. Usually just end up feeling older than we are

[jehler]

Gotcha. Well congrats man! This'll be #3 or #4?

#3 and it's a dude too.

We're going to put a urinal

No kidding, three boys! Lol hope your prepared, there were 5 boys in my fam, I remember convincing the little brothers that its ok to piss behind the dresser in their room after dark

[Redbeard]

Gotcha. Well congrats man! This'll be #3 or #4?

#3 and it's a dude too.

We're going to put a urinal

a urinal would be the shit at home. Y'all got momma outnumbered 4-1. But I'm guessing she still rules that roost

[DeadEye_Dan]

Told my dad that if I was a bull they'd send me off for bologna...can't make a heifer!!

[3legged_lab]

Dude...she was a DD cup before.


Oh and the 2nd trimester "horny pregnant lady" hormones are kickin' now....I've had to put out a few fires this week.

That's the best part. Got to the point where I even told her a time or two I was too tired. Probably the only 2 times in my life I ever turned it down.