Maple

[assateague]

I hate maple syrup.

[flight control]

Honored to have a
1/2 gallon of it. Picked up some pancake fixins today.
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Just get a shotglass, twist off the cap and chuck (chunk?) it as far as you can. Won't be needing that anymore.

[assateague]

Chunk.

[Woody]

I hate maple syrup.

Get out of here!

[Eric Haynes]

The only syrup that comes close to
Michigan is Vermont, but really, who's got time for dat

Lol, I never knew you were such a maple afficianado, but then again you use propane........

Vermont maple is no different from any other states. Relatives always bring it and there is nothing I can tell that different.

What makes the real difference is the grade and color. Dark all the way.

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im a super taster, I have 25 times more taste buds per square inch then the average human
Each grade has there place, I like a blonde colored syrup on my crepes, darker in my pancakes. 1998 is my favorite vintage of the last 20 years

Funny you say that. My guy said it was the best year in 15 years... 98 must have been some sort of phenomena. Thinking of that, we had a big ice storm in 98.

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[assateague]

Yep, it's true. Can't stand the stuff.

[jarbo03]

Honored to have a
1/2 gallon of it. Picked up some pancake fixins today.
Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

Just get a shotglass, twist off the cap and chuck (chunk?) it as far as you can. Won't be needing that anymore.

Makes me all antsy in my pantsy.

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[Woody]

Yep, it's true. Can't stand the stuff.

Do you hate fake maple syrup or 100% pure maple syrup?

[assateague]

Both. Although if presented with a "one or the other" option, I'd choose fake. They're both horrible, but real maple syrup tastes like pine needles with cake icing mixed in. I prefer Karo on those occasions when syrup is necessary. Which is basically never.

[Eric Haynes]

Both. Although if presented with a "one or the other" option, I'd choose fake. They're both horrible, but real maple syrup tastes like pine needles with cake icing mixed in. I prefer Karo on those occasions when syrup is necessary. Which is basically never.

Commie

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[assateague]

It happens.

[flight control]

Your opinions mean nothing to me now

[jehler]

The only syrup that comes close to
Michigan is Vermont, but really, who's got time for dat

Lol, I never knew you were such a maple afficianado, but then again you use propane........

Vermont maple is no different from any other states. Relatives always bring it and there is nothing I can tell that different.

What makes the real difference is the grade and color. Dark all the way.

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im a super taster, I have 25 times more taste buds per square inch then the average human
Each grade has there place, I like a blonde colored syrup on my crepes, darker in my pancakes. 1998 is my favorite vintage of the last 20 years

Funny you say that. My guy said it was the best year in 15 years... 98 must have been some sort of phenomena. Thinking of that, we had a big ice storm in 98.

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jr was born

[assateague]

Your opinions mean nothing to me now

They should. Because they're right. Especially this one: maple syrup sucks.

[flight control]

Your opinions mean nothing to me now

They should. Because they're right. Especially this one: maple syrup sucks.

[aunt betty]

Michigan has the worst weather on the panet therefore makes inferior Maple products.

[jehler]

Michigan has the worst weather on the panet therefore makes inferior Maple products.

I will pee on your gravestone

[jehler]

Your opinions mean nothing to me now

They should. Because they're right. Especially this one: maple syrup sucks.

you have the tongue of an old cow, you disliking it is a check in the pro column

[Woody]

Michigan has the worst weather on the panet therefore makes inferior Maple products.

The volatile weather is what makes the sap better here.

[Woody]

Both. Although if presented with a "one or the other" option, I'd choose fake. They're both horrible, but real maple syrup tastes like pine needles with cake icing mixed in. I prefer Karo on those occasions when syrup is necessary. Which is basically never.

If maple tastes like pine, what does pine taste like to you.... they are as similar as Ted Nugent and Elton John

[assateague]

They ARE both musicians. They are both rich. They are both eccentric. They are both free-thinkers. Neither one does drugs. Poor analogy, party of one. Maple syrup still sucks.

[assateague]

Your opinions mean nothing to me now

They should. Because they're right. Especially this one: maple syrup sucks.

you have the tongue of an old cow, you disliking it is a check in the pro column

Old cows got old by having a discerning palate. The ones without much taste ate the poison noxious weeds at a younger age and either died or went insane. You can probably find them roaming the woods licking maple bark.

[Woody]

They ARE both musicians. They are both rich. They are both eccentric. They are both free-thinkers. Neither one does drugs. Poor analogy, party of one. Maple syrup still sucks.

analogy...
One is a Homo Democrat and the other is a Hedero Conservative.... Very different when it comes to what matters!

Woody and maple 1... Assa 0

[aunt betty]

Michigan is full of saps. Yup.

[Mornin Beef]

Some knucklehead up here let me try yellow birch syrup. Nasty.

One nice little piece of info is that if you can't poop you should drink a half gallon of maple sap right from the bucket. Cures what ails you.

[rebelp74]

Your opinions mean nothing to me now

They should. Because they're right. Especially this one: maple syrup sucks.

you have the tongue of an old cow, you disliking it is a check in the pro column

Old cows got old by having a discerning palate. The ones without much taste ate the poison noxious weeds at a younger age and either died or went insane. You can probably find them roaming the woods licking maple bark.

ROFLMAO

[jehler]

Your opinions mean nothing to me now

They should. Because they're right. Especially this one: maple syrup sucks.

you have the tongue of an old cow, you disliking it is a check in the pro column

Old cows got old by having a discerning palate. The ones without much taste ate the poison noxious weeds at a younger age and either died or went insane. You can probably find them roaming the woods licking maple bark.

shitapillars

[assateague]

[3legged_lab]

Don't really care for pancakes (flapjacks for you slow guys) so the need for syrup is basically zero for me also. A real breakfast consists of eggs, hash browns and bacon or sausage. Only about once every year or so I'll have a German pancake, the obviously superior race of pancake.

[Eric Haynes]

Don't really care for pancakes (flapjacks for you slow guys) so the need for syrup is basically zero for me also. A real breakfast consists of eggs, hash browns and bacon or sausage. Only about once every year or so I'll have a German pancake, the obviously superior race of pancake.

Pancakes are about the least i put it on. Use it for cooking more than anything, that and just straight.

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