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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 12, 2013 10:46 pm

assateague wrote:I still maintain that the silhouette is the only one which counts. All the others, it's too late- they're dead and in your hand.

And I maintain there is no better way to id a duck than to hold it in your hand.

Kill em all and let the taxidermist sort em out.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby assateague » Sun May 12, 2013 10:49 pm

I could care less either way. It's these "law and order" types, afraid of Greenjeans I was talking to :lol:
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun May 12, 2013 11:23 pm

Greenjeans is a major dickhead.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Rick » Mon May 13, 2013 6:43 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:Luckily, when the damage was done we were right at the limit even though I never shot.


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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon May 13, 2013 8:07 am

Rick wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Luckily, when the damage was done we were right at the limit even though I never shot.


I'm ratting you out to HNTFSH.


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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby assateague » Mon May 13, 2013 8:08 am

Rick wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Luckily, when the damage was done we were right at the limit even though I never shot.


I'm ratting you out to HNTFSH.



I'm sure he already feels a disturbance in the Force.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Woody » Mon May 13, 2013 9:30 am

Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Rick » Mon May 13, 2013 10:02 am

Nerd.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby assateague » Mon May 13, 2013 11:08 am

Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.


Why? I've had one federal warden INSIST that the black duck I had was a hen mallard, and a federal biologist at the National Zoo INSIST that the green wing teal drake I was looking at was a wood duck hen. Apparently neither of those professions is required to know a damn thing.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Woody » Mon May 13, 2013 11:58 am

assateague wrote:
Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.


Why? I've had one federal warden INSIST that the black duck I had was a hen mallard, and a federal biologist at the National Zoo INSIST that the green wing teal drake I was looking at was a wood duck hen. Apparently neither of those professions is required to know a damn thing.


Gov workers :thumbsup:
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon May 13, 2013 1:44 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon May 13, 2013 1:44 pm

Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.

You took them more than once, didn't you?
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby goodkarmarising » Mon May 13, 2013 2:13 pm

Got a 100 on the acrnyms.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon May 13, 2013 2:19 pm

Acronyms - 90
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Woody » Mon May 13, 2013 2:24 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.

You took them more than once, didn't you?


Nope... if you had paid attention, you would have noticed they repeated choices that had already been used for an answer and never repeated questions... so by question 4 or 5 in every quiz you could eliminate 1 to 3 possible answers right of the top... and didn't hurt that the first 5 were allays the easy questions. It was like playing Who Wants to be a Millionaire with unlimited 50/50s...
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon May 13, 2013 2:34 pm

Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.

You took them more than once, didn't you?


Nope... if you had paid attention, you would have noticed they repeated choices that had already been used for an answer and never repeated questions... so by question 4 or 5 in every quiz you could eliminate 1 to 3 possible answers right of the top... and didn't hurt that the first 5 were allays the easy questions. It was like playing Who Wants to be a Millionaire with unlimited 50/50s...

Just excuse duck hammer he's very competitive.:)
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon May 13, 2013 2:51 pm

Woody wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.

You took them more than once, didn't you?


Nope... if you had paid attention, you would have noticed they repeated choices that had already been used for an answer and never repeated questions... so by question 4 or 5 in every quiz you could eliminate 1 to 3 possible answers right of the top... and didn't hurt that the first 5 were allays the easy questions. It was like playing Who Wants to be a Millionaire with unlimited 50/50s...

Did notice that. Some of those damn quizzes reused species. I thought I had gotten smart and ruled out the right answer a couple of times. :evil:
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon May 13, 2013 6:32 pm

Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.

Try Politics liar.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Tue May 14, 2013 11:07 am

assateague wrote:
Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.


Why? I've had one federal warden INSIST that the black duck I had was a hen mallard, and a federal biologist at the National Zoo INSIST that the green wing teal drake I was looking at was a wood duck hen. Apparently neither of those professions is required to know a damn thing.

How do you know you were right and they were not?
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 1:28 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.

Try Politics liar.


Why would I lie about that? I don't care what you guys/gals think that much :lol:

I even made fun of myself for it...
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby assateague » Tue May 14, 2013 1:53 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
assateague wrote:
Woody wrote:Took all the tests, 91 lowest score... 100 highest score...
I should be a DNR officer or a biologist.


Why? I've had one federal warden INSIST that the black duck I had was a hen mallard, and a federal biologist at the National Zoo INSIST that the green wing teal drake I was looking at was a wood duck hen. Apparently neither of those professions is required to know a damn thing.

How do you know you were right and they were not?


Because I was. Next question.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby bill herian » Tue May 14, 2013 1:57 pm

assateague wrote:Because I was. Next question.


What's the average annual rainfall in the amazon basin?
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 2:08 pm

bill herian wrote:
assateague wrote:Because I was. Next question.


What's the average annual rainfall in the amazon basin?


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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby assateague » Tue May 14, 2013 2:10 pm

bill herian wrote:
assateague wrote:Because I was. Next question.


What's the average annual rainfall in the amazon basin?


More than here. Next.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 2:20 pm

How much wood, would a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby assateague » Tue May 14, 2013 3:36 pm

A lifetime's worth. Next.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby rebelp74 » Tue May 14, 2013 3:40 pm

After all the bullshit laws that you are so against, why do you still live in Maryland?
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby Woody » Tue May 14, 2013 3:44 pm

rebelp74 wrote:After all the bullshit laws that you are so against, why do you still live in Maryland?


That's where he can break the most.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby assateague » Tue May 14, 2013 3:57 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:After all the bullshit laws that you are so against, why do you still live in Maryland?


That's where he can break the most.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

You're probably more right than even I care to admit. I know when I was in AZ, I rarely broke a law. Because what few laws they do have tend to make more sense.
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Re: Duck Quizzes

Postby obxbufflehead » Tue May 14, 2013 4:43 pm

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Feet: 60
Silhouette: 91
Bill: 97
Flock: 100
Closeup: 100
Duck knowledge: 91
Better half: 97
Acronym: 83
Duck ID: 94
Sound: 84
Something to hide: 100
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