Routines

[DeadEye_Dan]

Piss
Shave
Shower
Dressed
Out the door - 10 minutes or less.

[waterfowlman]

When I'm brushing my teeth in the morning at my girlfriend's house, if I use her bathroom instead of going down the hall to her guest bath....she'll come right in and sit on the bidet without even thinking twice about it. Guess she is kinda territorial.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Am I the only one that brushes his teeth while pissing?

Nope

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[rebelp74]

Am I the only one that brushes his teeth while pissing?

Nope

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[assateague]

I brush my teeth while pissing in the shower.

[3legged_lab]

I brush my teeth while pissing in the shower.

Is that while you're taking a shower, or do you just like to piss in the shower.

[waterfowlman]

The first time I went to use her bidet she told me to she'd come explain everything about it to me. I told her that was not necessary...There's no way I'm gonna let a woman explain how to use a fancy toilet. I sat there and looked at the buttons for a minute and figured the red one would be nice and warm. Well I pushed it and the water was so frigging hot it just about cauterized my asshole shut. She heard me cussing from the kitchen and wanted to know if I was okay.
I'm at her house now.....here's the culprit that almost ended it all.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

The first time I went to use her bidet she told me to she'd come explain everything about it to me. I told her that was not necessary...There's no way I'm gonna let a woman explain how to use a fancy toilet. I sat there and looked at the buttons for a minute and figured the red one would be nice and warm. Well I pushed it and the water was so frigging hot it just about cauterized my asshole shut. She heard me cussing from the kitchen and wanted to know if I was okay.
I'm at her house now.....here's the culprit that almost ended it all.

i'll stick with shitter paper.

[assateague]

x2

[ManlyMan]

The first time I went to use her bidet she told me to she'd come explain everything about it to me. I told her that was not necessary...There's no way I'm gonna let a woman explain how to use a fancy toilet. I sat there and looked at the buttons for a minute and figured the red one would be nice and warm. Well I pushed it and the water was so frigging hot it just about cauterized my asshole shut. She heard me cussing from the kitchen and wanted to know if I was okay.
I'm at her house now.....here's the culprit that almost ended it all.

Ha! Look at that thing!

[waterfowlman]

The first time I went to use her bidet she told me to she'd come explain everything about it to me. I told her that was not necessary...There's no way I'm gonna let a woman explain how to use a fancy toilet. I sat there and looked at the buttons for a minute and figured the red one would be nice and warm. Well I pushed it and the water was so frigging hot it just about cauterized my asshole shut. She heard me cussing from the kitchen and wanted to know if I was okay.
I'm at her house now.....here's the culprit that almost ended it all.

Ha! Look at that thing!

Montana....you obviously use paper first!
I call it her twat washer....she's never heard one called that before.

[Redbeard]

When I'm brushing my teeth in the morning at my girlfriend's house, if I use her bathroom instead of going down the hall to her guest bath....she'll come right in and sit on the bidet without even thinking twice about it. Guess she is kinda territorial.

nice Rick!

[Tomkat]

Wake up.
Take shit.
Make coffee
Log into WFF
Yard work with dog.
Work
First break
Work
Lunch
Digestion time
Work
Break
Work
Go home
Repeat


All better now!

[Redbeard]

Coffee
Drive around
Coffee
Drive around some more
Lunch
Coffee
Drive around alittle more
Coffee
Head in

[assateague]

Wake up
Let dog out
Let chickens out (if necessary, piss in yard at this point)
Hit "brew" on coffee maker
Shower/piss/brush teeth (at same time)
Pour coffee and light a smoke
Get on with the day

[rebelp74]

wake up
brush teeth
piss
make coffee
smoke a bowl
drink a cup
shit
get a shower
get dressed
drink a cup
eat breakfast
drink a cup
smoke a bowl
head outside for chores or do whatever I have to do that day
eat lunch
smoke a bowl
check in on here
smoke a bowl
tv/internet
cook and/or eat supper
shower
smoke a bowl
tv/internet
fuck the wife
get massage from the wife
smoke a bowl
try to sleep
wake up often and get on wff and periodically taking hits
sleep a little more.

[Tomkat]

wake up
brush teeth
piss
make coffee
smoke a bowl
drink a cup
shit
get a shower
get dressed
drink a cup
eat breakfast
drink a cup
smoke a bowl
head outside for chores or do whatever I have to do that day
eat lunch
smoke a bowl
check in on here
smoke a bowl
tv/internet
cook and/or eat supper
shower
smoke a bowl
tv/internet
fuck the wife
get massage from the wife
smoke a bowl
try to sleep
wake up often and get on wff and periodically taking hits
sleep a little more.

Can I come be you for a few days?


All better now!

[NuffDaddy]

So after lunch you sit in front of a tv/computer and smoke till dinner???
Damn your life is rough.

[rebelp74]

So after lunch you sit in front of a tv/computer and smoke till dinner???
Damn your life is rough.

Sometimes I'll go into town or do whatever else but this is only when I'm off.

[NuffDaddy]

So after lunch you sit in front of a tv/computer and smoke till dinner???
Damn your life is rough.

Sometimes I'll go into town or do whatever else but this is only when I'm off.

Your gonna be going back to work just in time for duck season aren't you?

[rebelp74]

So after lunch you sit in front of a tv/computer and smoke till dinner???
Damn your life is rough.

Sometimes I'll go into town or do whatever else but this is only when I'm off.

Your gonna be going back to work just in time for duck season aren't you?

Nope, I'll be getting off just in time for duck season. I go back middle-end of July.

[NuffDaddy]

Oh...That's nice then. Can you pick your time or is it just random. That would suck being stuck on a ship for all of hunting season.

[rebelp74]

I got lucky and that's how it fell.

[Tomkat]

I'll take that as a maybe


All better now!

[aunt betty]

Am I the only one that brushes his teeth while pissing?

Yeah. You are the onky one. You rinse the brush qhen you get done?

[goodkarmarising]

Some of ya'll are worse than women.

[Tomkat]

Some of ya'll are worse than women.

Did you get a KC Royals tattoo ?

[jehler]

No routines here

[jarbo03]

No routines here

X2

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[goodkarmarising]

Some of ya'll are worse than women.

Did you get a KC Royals tattoo ?

Never did get a tattoo...came close a few times when I was younger and dumber, but still no ink for me.