1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves

[Tomkat]

Come on Tripod. All alphas with a big set know about this.

Dont you have a big set?

I just haikued your ass

[Willie]

Again, forgive my ignorance, but when you sweat doesn't it make mud?

Not mud, but it's pretty close to making biscuits in your drawers.

[aunt betty]

Y'all ever listen to Utopia? Todd Rundgren.
They have a song about a land called "harmony".
Fairies with tiny electric guitars...kinda goes with the gay theme of this thread.
The part where the fairy kills the dragon by jamming it do death with his guitar...is really good.
"Singring and the Glass Guitar".
Good stuff if you are into rock n roll.

WARNING: This song is something that grows on you.
KIDS love it...it's AN ELECTRIFIED FAIRY TALE
Was performed in front of huge audiences in Europe. It's surreal...I saw a concert in Germany and the audience was DEAD SILENT for almost 20 minutes. It's DRAMA in MUSIC! They called it "Rock Opera". Deep Purple and Blue Oyster Cult tried to do this kinda thing. Utopia actually succeeded.
Odd but that's European stuff for ya.

[Weston81]

Anyone else about blow a knee out when you do the Lebron James to your gear, as I shall now call it, or LBJ'ing the ol bag and then it gets all over the linoleum floor in the bathroom? It's like a freaking ice rink.

[assateague]

I always put down a towel. Safety first.

[aunt betty]

Anyone else about blow a knee out when you do the Lebron James to your gear, as I shall now call it, or LBJ'ing the ol bag and then it gets all over the linoleum floor in the bathroom? It's like a freaking ice rink.

Break that down for an old guy. I know who lebron james is but the rest makes no sense at all.
Kinda sounds like you wanked on the floor. Either that or pizzled all over da place.

[Weston81]

Lebron James has a thing he does before games where he walks over by the crowd and powders up his hands and then throws the remaining powder in the air. It's like that only on your junk, resulting in some getting on the floor.

[Weston81]

The other difference as well is that my wife doesn't seem to enjoy as much as the crowd does. Could be the powder farts, who knows?

[assateague]

[Olly]

How'd I miss a thread about mentholated goldbond?

If you're ever feeling hot and soggy sprinkling some goldbond goodness on the boys and sitting in front of a fan bare bottom is out of this world.

[aunt betty]

Lebron James has a thing he does before games where he walks over by the crowd and powders up his hands and then throws the remaining powder in the air. It's like that only on your junk, resulting in some getting on the floor.

Oh. Sorry ladies, it's been a long time since I needed to go to the powder room.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Anyone else about blow a knee out when you do the Lebron James to your gear, as I shall now call it, or LBJ'ing the ol bag and then it gets all over the linoleum floor in the bathroom? It's like a freaking ice rink.

Break that down for an old guy. I know who lebron james is but the rest makes no sense at all.
Kinda sounds like you wanked on the floor. Either that or pizzled all over da place.

This will help...

http://youtu.be/yY2dUuMj8q8

[Goldfish]

Dan, I'm going on strike against clicking on your YouTube links because it always kicks me out of tapatalk. Embed dammit

sent from a phancy fone

[assateague]

How'd I miss a thread about mentholated goldbond?

If you're ever feeling hot and soggy sprinkling some goldbond goodness on the boys and sitting in front of a fan bare bottom is out of this world.

You use the green bottle too? Maybe I do need to try it. Had no idea it was so popular. I really don't see the need for it, since occasionally it will feel as if only the gold bottle is cauterizing my sack.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Works on my tapatalk just fine???

[3legged_lab]

Come on Tripod. All alphas with a big set know about this.

Dont you have a big set?

I just haikued your ass

My bad. I always thought powdering was for babies and fatties. Carry on Mr Alpharetta.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Dan, I'm going on strike against clicking on your YouTube links because it always kicks me out of tapatalk. Embed dammit

sent from a phancy fone

Is this working??

http://youtu.be/ch08Lt1Beo4

[bill herian]

OBX, if you're reading this thread, disregard it. Your balls are collecting enough dust as it is

[sws002]

OBX, if you're reading this thread, disregard it. Your balls are collecting enough dust as it is

And Bill wins the thread!

[jarbo03]

OBX, if you're reading this thread, disregard it. Your balls are collecting enough dust as it is

And Bill wins the thread!

Haha. X2

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[Olly]

OBX, if you're reading this thread, disregard it. Your balls are collecting enough dust as it is

[aunt betty]

OBX, if you're reading this thread, disregard it. Your balls are collecting enough dust as it is

Hehe.
96% humidity. Now I need some fairies and mint leaves.
Dayum...summer .

[aunt betty]

Do NOT use this on your balls?

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[DeadEye_Dan]

Solid work Bill

[Eric Haynes]

Didn't read the whole thread but blue is the only thing i use.


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[aunt betty]

You can only use that on feet. My johnson is 13" so its ok. Careful or it makes your balls blue.

[aunt betty]

For Dan...
To embed a youtube video.
Cut and paste the text in the link but only the part that comes after the = sign.
Paste it between the youtube stuff.
[youtube][/youtube]

[Eric Haynes]

You can only use that on feet. My johnson is 13" so its ok. Careful or it makes your balls blue.

Use it everywhere. Only takes 5 minutes to regain ffeeling in whatever you put it on. Then its cool for a good cpuple hours

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[grizz18]

OBX, if you're reading this thread, disregard it. Your balls are collecting enough dust as it is

DAYUMMMM.

He's a youngin, balls might not even have dropped yet.

[DeadEye_Dan]

For Dan...
To embed a youtube video.
Cut and paste the text in the link but only the part that comes after the = sign.
Paste it between the youtube stuff.
[youtube][/youtube]

Too much work.

I copy the link and Tapatalk embeds it perfectly. It just doesn't work for the non-tapatalk users.

There is a limit to how far I will go to entertain you guys, and the bar isn't set very high.