Any Hr Professionals/Hiring Managers out there?

[one2many]

i will not hire anyone that shows up to interview looking like me. beard trimmed and better have clean clothes that are not all ripped up and shit. dont go in over dressed either

That doesn't help. As far as I know, you're the rock!

lol nope long hair and big nasty beard wearing bibbed overalls and a dirty hat with shit covered boots

[The Mad Duck]

Trimmed beard is ok
Neck tats..NO
Hardware stuck in your face..NO
Saggy Pants...HELL No
Grill..Double HELL NO
Hat turned any direction but towards the front...NO

Most of my interviews are industrial guys,but,the professional or technical are mostly clean shaven or have their facial hair trimmed and groomed. Dont go in there with last nights dinner still hanging out in the beard.

[jehler]

I don't give a rats ass what someone looks like when hiring, I even hired a guy with a gauge once, he didn't last long though as we were always trying to hook shit to it or throw things through it, I guess that's not why they have them?

[Willie]

Still don't understand the big beard in the summer. I blame it on the Robertson's. I'd shave it if I were you.

wtf you talking bout Willis i would start growing my beard as soon as school was out in the spring, that was back in the mid 80's nothing to do with the Robertsons all about being a manly man

Isn't it hot as a bitch in the summer?

[one2many]

Still don't understand the big beard in the summer. I blame it on the Robertson's. I'd shave it if I were you.

wtf you talking bout Willis i would start growing my beard as soon as school was out in the spring, that was back in the mid 80's nothing to do with the Robertsons all about being a manly man

Isn't it hot as a bitch in the summer?

when you are busting your ass in the summer sun and you are drenched in sweat from head to toe, do you think anyone would give a shit if your face was maybe a degree warmer lol

[rebelp74]

Still don't understand the big beard in the summer. I blame it on the Robertson's. I'd shave it if I were you.

wtf you talking bout Willis i would start growing my beard as soon as school was out in the spring, that was back in the mid 80's nothing to do with the Robertsons all about being a manly man

Isn't it hot as a bitch in the summer?

when you are busting your ass in the summer sun and you are drenched in sweat from head to toe, do you think anyone would give a shit if your face was maybe a degree warmer lol

This is true. I don't a have a big beard but I've had a beard since I was in high school. I'ved shaved twice since then, but I usually just keep it trimmed. Until FF wanted to do this beard growing thing, now it's pretty wild.

[Feelin' Fowl]

My wife is actually upset that I'm considering getting rid of it for the interview. Can't believe that she likes it...

[(MT)Montanafowler]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

[Feelin' Fowl]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

[rebelp74]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

Swap the red wings with crocs and you have a winner!

[3legged_lab]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

If you're going bibs it definitely has to be no shoes.

[Feelin' Fowl]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

Swap the red wings with crocs and you have a winner!

One croc and one vibram five finger shoe?

[rebelp74]

White rubber boots?

[Feelin' Fowl]

White rubber boots?

I'm not going to a gay bar, I'm trying to get a new job!

[3legged_lab]

White rubber boots?

Cajun reeboks?

[rebelp74]

White rubber boots?

Cajun reeboks?

Goat farmers.

[Tiler_J]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own. Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.

Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.

[3legged_lab]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Feelin' Fowl]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own. Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.


Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.

for real. Hard.

[Flightstopper]

Holy shit Tiller I want what you're drinking today

[rebelp74]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own. Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.

Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.

Fucking decent!

[assateague]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own. Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.

Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.

This reminded me of a comedian I saw once. Said if you're bored and want to have fun, print up a sign that says "Free Whopper if you can burn out from here to the first window", then go to the nearest Burger King and tape it just above the speaker at the ordering menu. For some reason, I can still think about that and start chuckling to myself picturing the shenanigans.

[Tiler_J]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own. Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.

Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.

This reminded me of a comedian I saw once. Said if you're bored and want to have fun, print up a sign that says "Free Whopper if you can burn out from here to the first window", then go to the nearest Burger King and tape it just above the speaker at the ordering menu. For some reason, I can still think about that and start chuckling to myself picturing the shenanigans.

Jon Reep, the "That thing got a Hemi?!" guy. Funny comedian.

[assateague]

No shit, that was him? I love thinking about that. It will pop into my head about every other time I'm sitting in a drive through line. "EARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- you see that right there? Looks like a free Whopper to me". Shit cracks me up.

[jehler]

White rubber boots?

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[Tomkat]

I don't give a rats ass what someone looks like when hiring, I even hired a guy with a gauge once, he didn't last long though as we were always trying to hook shit to it or throw things through it, I guess that's not why they have them?

John Ehler: Progressive Liberal for the future of America

[FlintRiverFowler]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own. Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.

Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.

I've got an interview Monday. May have to try this out.

[Redbeard]

get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.

I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.

You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own. Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.

Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.

Haha!

[Willie]

Still don't understand the big beard in the summer. I blame it on the Robertson's. I'd shave it if I were you.

wtf you talking bout Willis i would start growing my beard as soon as school was out in the spring, that was back in the mid 80's nothing to do with the Robertsons all about being a manly man

Isn't it hot as a **** in the summer?

when you are busting your ass in the summer sun and you are drenched in sweat from head to toe, do you think anyone would give a **** if your face was maybe a degree warmer lol

As good looking as I am, I don't want a big ass beard taking away from my natural beauty...winter, spring, summer, or fall. Know what I mean?

[DeadEye_Dan]

My wife is actually upset that I'm considering getting rid of it for the interview. Can't believe that she likes it...

I guess I'd be a little offended if my wife thought I was so ugly that she preferred me covered with hair.