Feelin' Fowl wrote:(MT)Montanafowler wrote:get a haircut and wear suspenders, and not those shitty carhartt ones. get real suspenders, they then compliment the beard.
I was thinking a pair of denim overalls and my red wings. Nothing more.
You are making a first impression right, overalls and boots?? Sure, but cut the overalls off right below the knee. Get an American flag bandanna to tie around your head and a pair of wrap around Oakley shades. Leave the beard natural, slick your hair back, and shave off one eyebrow, it will give you a mysterious look. Stand for the entire interview, in fact, if they offer you a chair say "Thank you, I will take it when I leave". Never look them in the eye, alway focus on a point one foot over their left shoulder. Make sure you are looking over their left and not right, while they are facing you it will be opposite of your own.

Begin all conversations with either- " My parole officer said ..." Or "My ex-wife told me once..." And make sure to end all of your responses with "know what I am saying?!" When your interview is over give any women you see on the way out a light punch on the shoulder, it will show them you are friendly. Give any man you walk by your card, tell him to call you and you guys can maybe get drinks sometime. Lets them know you want to be part of the team. If possible while leaving, if your car/truck can, burn out for at least 40 feet, try to run through any grass they might have also. Then go home and wait by the phone. Someone will surely be calling you very soon. Good luck.
Let me know how it goes, I have an interview next week. If this idea doesn't work I am going to have to make different plans.
