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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby Tomkat » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:32 am

I guess this is another one of those deals I missed out on. I did pay $20 for Brandy to get a rabies shot last month.



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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby assateague » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:49 am

Why can't I buy a rabies shot at Tractor Supply like I can buy all the other shots?
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:28 am

If I told the same orthodontist that I wanted 11,000 dollars up front to put a new roof on his house...he would call me a crook who overcharges. Then he would accuse me of trying to just get a check and leave the state. The fucking plastic surgeon I worked for was a hoot. Every chance he got he called me a rip-off artist to my face. Cashing his checks is the only reason I put up with him.

Shop around for an honest ortho. Try and at least save your gun and boat. To a duck hunter losing a boat is worse than any funeral. I have been there twice now. I feel for you buddy. :(
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby goodkarmarising » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:29 am

assateague wrote:Why can't I buy a rabies shot at Tractor Supply like I can buy all the other shots?


Along with heartworm and frontline.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby Tomkat » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:35 am

goodkarmarising wrote:
assateague wrote:Why can't I buy a rabies shot at Tractor Supply like I can buy all the other shots?


Along with heartworm and frontline.


I have a cat that needs special cat food....that does not have corn meal in it. I can only buy it at the vets
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby goodkarmarising » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:45 am

I'll raise my offer up to one pallet of books and the ashtrays for all your gear.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby assateague » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:57 am

goodkarmarising wrote:
assateague wrote:Why can't I buy a rabies shot at Tractor Supply like I can buy all the other shots?


Along with heartworm and frontline.


I buy frontline/advantix at tractor supply here. The Heartgard comes from here
http://www.1800petmeds.com/Heartgard+Plus+Chewables-prod10002.html;jsessionid=QE4kW8F0RFsHTjGhfBbXFg**.worker4?_DARGS=/product_base_radio.jsp

But only because the wife won't let me use the Ivermectin for the horses on "her" dog, The Dingo. Never mind that I used it on "my" dog for years.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby Tomkat » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:09 am

assateague wrote:
goodkarmarising wrote:
assateague wrote:Why can't I buy a rabies shot at Tractor Supply like I can buy all the other shots?


Along with heartworm and frontline.


I buy frontline/advantix at tractor supply here. The Heartgard comes from here
http://www.1800petmeds.com/Heartgard+Plus+Chewables-prod10002.html;jsessionid=QE4kW8F0RFsHTjGhfBbXFg**.worker4?_DARGS=/product_base_radio.jsp

But only because the wife won't let me use the Ivermectin for the horses on "her" dog, The Dingo. Never mind that I used it on "my" dog for years.


WRONG

Her dog is named Dixie, you pup will be called Trixie
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:28 am

So I was wrong, they dont want all the money up front - its just that full payment gets a "5% book keeping courtesy" discount. Haha. What a fuckin bargain!
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby 3geese4me » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:33 am

Perhaps maybe donating sperm would help off-set some of the costs?
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby Woody » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:45 am

Those are some hefty price tags!

I bet my parents are really happy I didn't need braces.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby assateague » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:51 am

3geese4me wrote:Perhaps maybe donating sperm would help off-set some of the costs?



Whether they want it or not.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby 3geese4me » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:57 am

assateague wrote:
3geese4me wrote:Perhaps maybe donating sperm would help off-set some of the costs?



Whether they want it or not.


Oh they'll love it, it may be forced love though.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby aunt betty » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:29 pm

Orthodontist was paid with a pearl necklace. :thumbsup:
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:58 pm

Tomkat wrote:
goodkarmarising wrote:
assateague wrote:Why can't I buy a rabies shot at Tractor Supply like I can buy all the other shots?


Along with heartworm and frontline.


I have a cat that needs special cat food....that does not have corn meal in it. I can only buy it at the vets

No! You need a .22 shell and a different cat :thumbsup:
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:17 pm

3geese4me wrote:Perhaps maybe donating sperm would help off-set some of the costs?

The orthodontist said he didn't care how many mason jars full I brought him he wasn't reducing the bill. In fact, he said if I brought it up again he was getting a restraining order on me and the kid.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:19 pm

assateague wrote:
3geese4me wrote:Perhaps maybe donating sperm would help off-set some of the costs?



Whether they want it or not.

I do plan on making friends with the soap dispenser in the waiting room bathroom.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby assateague » Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:24 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And now you understand why I drink as many cups of that high-dollar coffee as I can possibloy chug down in a half hour, every time I have an appointment. "I'LL GET MY MONEY'S WORTH, BITCHES" is what I silently say to myself every time I drop another k-cup in the machine. Sometimes I mutter it only slightly under my breath.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby sws002 » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:01 am

assateague wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And now you understand why I drink as many cups of that high-dollar coffee as I can possibloy chug down in a half hour, every time I have an appointment. "I'LL GET MY MONEY'S WORTH, BITCHES" is what I silently say to myself every time I drop another k-cup in the machine. Sometimes I mutter it only slightly under my breath.


I can only imagine what's running through their heads when they see your name on the schedule. Probably hide all their favorite flavors so the crazy guy shooing people away from the Keurig while muttering to himself doesn't drink them all again.

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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby rebelp74 » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:16 am

sws002 wrote:
assateague wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And now you understand why I drink as many cups of that high-dollar coffee as I can possibloy chug down in a half hour, every time I have an appointment. "I'LL GET MY MONEY'S WORTH, BITCHES" is what I silently say to myself every time I drop another k-cup in the machine. Sometimes I mutter it only slightly under my breath.


I can only imagine what's running through their heads when they see your name on the schedule. Probably hide all their favorite flavors so the crazy guy shooing people away from the Keurig while muttering to himself doesn't drink them all again.

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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby aunt betty » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:46 am

A special needs cat?
Does anyone else think that genetically altered corn/crops is the problem? I mean who ever heard of people being alergic to bread and all the cooky allergies these days.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby vincentpa » Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:33 pm

I'm pissed my wife won't do ortho. That chit is bank. I always say that my girls do anything they want to when they grow up. They can be any kind of medical doctor, dentist or preferably orthodontist they want to be.
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby Tomkat » Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:26 pm

assateague wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And now you understand why I drink as many cups of that high-dollar coffee as I can possibloy chug down in a half hour, every time I have an appointment. "I'LL GET MY MONEY'S WORTH, BITCHES" is what I silently say to myself every time I drop another k-cup in the machine. Sometimes I mutter it only slightly under my breath.


You know what would really make you get even? To acquire some of those k cups and fly them out here with you. Then we can get a picture of you in Kansas drinking some g may with me that the dentist paid for....that would teach their ass a lesson!



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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby assateague » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:02 pm

I'm not too proud to simply walk up to the rack and fill my cargo pockets. Any flavor requests?
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Re: All my gear for sale

Postby 3geese4me » Sat Jul 13, 2013 8:23 pm

assateague wrote:I'm not too proud to simply walk up to the rack and fill my cargo pockets. Any flavor requests?

All of the cappuccino ones. Pillage that place. Like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.
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