sws002 wrote:Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.
Not the kind you would take home to mother.
To each their own.
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Da Fuq?
x2 ??
Miss Kansas
Re: Miss Kansas
by one2many » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:55 pm
x2 ??
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Miss Kansas
by one2many » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:58 pm
Jarbo thank you and God bless her mother and father
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Miss Kansas
by Juice Box » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:16 am
OMG I would turn her butt into a bowl and eat cereal from it!!!
Merica!
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Re: Miss Kansas
by one2many » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:18 am
fuck now i want fruity pebbles
thanks a lot, now i have to drive to town
thanks a lot, now i have to drive to town
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Miss Kansas
by 3legged_lab » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:22 am
one2many wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This one:
Not so sexy.
id hit it
If you could get past all the clothes
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Re: Miss Kansas
by one2many » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:23 am
3legged_lab wrote:one2many wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This one:
Not so sexy.
id hit it
If you could get past all the clothes
ok i would dry hump the shit out of her
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Miss Kansas
by GadwallGetter530 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:24 am
Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by GadwallGetter530 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:25 am
3legged_lab wrote:one2many wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This one:
Not so sexy.
id hit it
If you could get past all the clothes
I can see her face..... "That will do pig, That will Do."
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
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Re: Miss Kansas
by one2many » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:26 am
GadwallGetter530 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:one2many wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This one:
Not so sexy.
id hit it
If you could get past all the clothes
I can see her face..... "That will do pig, That will Do."
lmfao
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Miss Kansas
by Tiler_J » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:27 am
one2many wrote:3legged_lab wrote:one2many wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This one:
Not so sexy.
id hit it
If you could get past all the clothes
ok i would dry hump the shit out of her
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Re: Miss Kansas
by 3legged_lab » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:37 am
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
Cinnamon toast crunch is the shit.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by RonE » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:45 am
one2many wrote:sws002 wrote:Tomkat wrote:Great for a gang bang or biker party, but unsavory for a pageant IMO.
Not the kind you would take home to mother.
To each their own.
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Da Fuq?
x2 ??
I would take her home to mother then take both of them to church. Jumping her bones would be a violation of the pure food act.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by rebelp74 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:47 am
3legged_lab wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
Cinnamon toast crunch is the shit.
x2
Reinstate TomKat
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Re: Miss Kansas
by GadwallGetter530 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:50 am
3legged_lab wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
Cinnamon toast crunch is the shit.
I would avoid CoCo Puffs. You'd never know when you might cross over to the danger zone.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by Feelin' Fowl » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:52 am
rebelp74 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
Cinnamon toast crunch is the shit.
x2
Golden Grahams bitches!
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Re: Miss Kansas
by GadwallGetter530 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:07 am
Feelin' Fowl wrote:rebelp74 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
Cinnamon toast crunch is the shit.
x2
Golden Grahams bitches!
NOPE
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Re: Miss Kansas
by BrewGUN » Thu Sep 12, 2013 4:22 am
Feelin' Fowl wrote:rebelp74 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
Cinnamon toast crunch is the shit.
x2
Golden Grahams bitches!
WTF is wrong with you guys, you take one of the most perfect threads on this forum and turn it into a cereal eating contest/argument? Bush League!
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Re: Miss Kansas
by GadwallGetter530 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 4:23 am
BrewGUN wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:rebelp74 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
Cinnamon toast crunch is the shit.
x2
Golden Grahams bitches!
WTF is wrong with you guys, you take one of the most perfect threads on this forum and turn it into a cereal eating contest/argument? Bush League!
It's all Juice Boxes fault.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by assateague » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:12 am
rebelp74 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
Cinnamon toast crunch is the shit.
x2
x3
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Re: Miss Kansas
by QH's Paw » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:27 am
Nothing like having the first chapter to a novel tattooed on your side or, is that the bylaws of her gang.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by QH's Paw » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:29 am
Fuck you amatuer cereal eattin' mofos. It's peanut butter cap'n crunch or nothing at all.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by jarbo03 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:33 am
assateague wrote:rebelp74 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Gotta go with Lucky Charms.
Cinnamon toast crunch is the shit.
x2
x3
Wrong, wrong, wrong, peanut butter toast crunch is where it's at, or peanut butter cap'n crunch. Word on the street is cap'n crunch cuts the roof of your mouth though.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by Tomkat » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:35 am
BrewGUN wrote:WTF is wrong with you guys, you take one of the most perfect threads on this forum and turn it into a cereal eating contest/argument? Bush League!
REALLY?
This surprises you?
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Re: Miss Kansas
by Tomkat » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:42 am
bill herian wrote:Bahaha
Good to have you back, TK
Sorry to all I may have offended, I got a little cranky.
Work has been a bitch and that's just part of life. I can't say what I REALLY think at work, and it stays bottled up inside...let me just say that the state workers are a different type of folks to work with.
Miss Kansas is a hottie. I am not one to care much for tats, but all her girl parts look like they would do the same thing a 200 LB round girl would do. Its all good.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by Woody » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:47 am
Woody is in LOVE
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Re: Miss Kansas
by Juice Box » Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:31 pm
I was thinking lucky charms! I'd need all the luck I can get!
Merica!
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Re: Miss Kansas
by jarbo03 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:33 pm
I would do my best to make her air tight.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by Eric Haynes » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:39 pm
Tomkat wrote:bill herian wrote:Bahaha
Good to have you back, TK
Miss Kansas is a hottie. I am not one to care much for tats, but all her girl parts look like they would do the same thing a 200 LB round girl would do. Its all good.
That is absolutely false. Can't touch the meat if you can't get past the lips.
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Re: Miss Kansas
by goodkarmarising » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:57 pm
Tattoos and piercings are hot on women.
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