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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:49 pm

flight control wrote:
aunt betty wrote:At my age all women are too this or too that. I love my left hand. It's...special. :)

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Wait. Are you telling me you've reached an age where you would rather jerk it than be with a living, breathing woman? I hope I don't live too long to die young.

Would you want to fuck a granny?
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby flight control » Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:52 pm

I suppose not but the way I understood it was "all women are too this or too that". Not just the grannies.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby aunt betty » Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:52 pm

Good point. Granny and gramps making sweet music. Gross.

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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby flight control » Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:57 pm

Now I'm confused AB. Are granny and grampy making sweet music or is granny baking cookies while grampy jerks off? :-?
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Bulldog0156 » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:06 pm

flight control wrote:Now I'm confused AB. Are granny and grampy making sweet music or is granny baking cookies while grampy jerks off? :-?

I think it might be option 2 while betty watches and jerks it.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby aunt betty » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:07 pm

First answer me this. Do you get turned on by woody whiffing wood?

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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby aunt betty » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:08 pm

Getting a little too personal

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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby aunt betty » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:08 pm

You got a little stuff on your lip

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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Rick » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:36 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Would you want to fuck a granny?


Hell, yes. Tickles me to have a granny who's into screwing grandpa. I'm easy.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:37 pm

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rebelp74 wrote:Would you want to fuck a granny?


Hell, yes. Tickles me to have a granny who's into screwing grandpa. I'm easy.

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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Rick » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:38 pm

If you're lucky.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby assateague » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Flightstopper » Tue Nov 05, 2013 9:59 pm

assateague wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby one2many » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:41 am

id still hit that shit just to say i did
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And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Rick » Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:22 am

one2many wrote:id still hit that shit just to say i did


Since when did a guy have to hit it to say he did?
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby one2many » Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:42 pm

true!
i think she is from up state NY i bet eric has had it
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:05 pm

Rick wrote:
one2many wrote:id still hit that shit just to say i did


Since when did a guy have to hit it to say he did?

Ha! Been there a time or two... or have I?
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Olly » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:12 pm

More of my new love.

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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:20 pm

That mole on her right breast looks suspicious, I'd better take a closer look at it.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Olly » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:21 pm

Closer look? Here we go.

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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:35 pm

Yup, gonna have to numb it.

Num num num num.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby AKPirate » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:47 pm

Just saw a commercial of her, she's on that show called "Guy Court"
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby RonE » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:02 pm

Olly wrote:Closer look? Here we go.

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You have any pictures of her naked?
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Olly » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:04 pm

RonE wrote:
Olly wrote:Closer look? Here we go.

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You have any pictures of her naked?


She's to classy for normal smutt rags. My ladies have class.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:25 pm

Olly wrote:
RonE wrote:
Olly wrote:Closer look? Here we go.

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You have any pictures of her naked?


She's to classy for normal smutt rags. My ladies have class.

At least it's not Kate Upton this time.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:30 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Olly wrote:
RonE wrote:
Olly wrote:Closer look? Here we go.

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You have any pictures of her naked?


She's to classy for normal smutt rags. My ladies have class.

At least it's not Kate Upton this time.


That's too bad. She is more attractive...
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:33 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Olly wrote:
RonE wrote:
Olly wrote:Closer look? Here we go.

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You have any pictures of her naked?


She's to classy for normal smutt rags. My ladies have class.

At least it's not Kate Upton this time.


That's too bad. She is more attractive...


You better hope Assa doesn't see this...
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:34 pm

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You better hope Assa doesn't see this...


I'm hoping for an explosion of epic proportions.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:40 pm

Be prepared for extra gross pictures...I think that's why Olly moved on from her.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:54 pm

Craig, you're wrong.
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