What's your username mean?

[jehler]

When I was in my early twenties half my crew was on work release from the grand traverse county jail, every day they would bitch about how they weren't sure which was worse, jail or working for me, one day I became the jailer, the fact my initials are jehler I think had little to do with it, these guys weren't that smart. I was also called top dag, as I supplied the cigarettes and on Fridays I was big bird, as in the eagle shits on Fridays. Of those three guys one is dead, one is a junkie in Oregon growing dope for a living and the other is a Forman on a oil drill rig site prep team. Seems like a whole different life, I was a different sumabitch back then, mean as a junkyard dog, angry and uncaring

[grizz18]

When I first joined a forum (DHC) I never thought I'd return, I was just going for some boat information. So I looked for the first thing that wasn't my obvious name. There was a can of grizzly beside me and my favorite number is 18....

[Redbeard]

Who the fuck you calling ridiculous?

your area code is in your name

[Redbeard]

When I was in my early twenties half my crew was on work release from the grand traverse county jail, every day they would bitch about how they weren't sure which was worse, jail or working for me, one day I became the jailer, the fact my initials are jehler I think had little to do with it, these guys weren't that smart. I was also called top dag, as I supplied the cigarettes and on Fridays I was big bird, as in the eagle shits on Fridays. Of those three guys one is dead, one is a junkie in Oregon growing dope for a living and the other is a Forman on a oil drill rig site prep team. Seems like a whole different life, I was a different sumabitch back then, mean as a junkyard dog, angry and uncaring

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[GadwallGetter530]

Dats right bitch!!!!! I be from the DIRTY FIVE THIRTY!!!!:D:D:D

[NuffDaddy]

I'm the caller in the group. Or maybe you don't care. Fine then, nevermind

I thought you were in the Canadian air force

The what? I though they all just rode around on horses in drummer boy outfits.

[Olly]

If you're going to ask I'm going to answer.

My name is Oliver and I didn't start going by Olly until I joined the CG and learned that people are to lazy to say my actual name and they started calling me Olly.

[aunt betty]

It's a top secret code name man...

sent from my fancy phone that has a really cool kickstand via tapaskwawk

[Redbeard]

If you're going to ask I'm going to answer.

My name is Oliver and I didn't start going by Olly until I joined the CG and learned that people are to lazy to say my actual name and they started calling me Olly.

Oliver doesn't sound southern

[waterfowlman]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

[Redbeard]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

Is Cuntman your username on that other forum you never talk about?

[waterfowlman]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

Is Cuntman your username on that other forum you never talk about?

BwaaaHaHaHaHa
No Red.....they call me "Thor" over there.

[Willie]

When I first joined a forum (DHC) I never thought I'd return, I was just going for some boat information. So I looked for the first thing that wasn't my obvious name. There was a can of grizzly beside me and my favorite number is 18....

Can't remember if you were the first grizz18 or the second on there, but I believe the second. . I've talked to thegrizz18 a couple times on the phone, but never met him. This was probably four years ago. One Sunday afternoon in the warmer months, I get a call from this guy's phone and it's his girlfriend calling to plan a surprise birthday party. She asks for Willie and wants to know if and how I know this guy, Chris. I explain that we were Internet buddies, but never met in person. Damn that's weird to explain...anyway, declined the party invite.
Then, our Grizz joins up and says something about his girlfriend throwing him a surprise birthday party. I can't remember exactly what I said to Grizz, but it freaked the hell out of him. Something like, "your girlfriend called me the other day, said you had my # in your phone, and invited me to your party. Remember that, Grizzle?
Anyway, back to the initial question. My name's Will, but several friends and family call me Willie from time to time.

[Bootlipkiller]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

Is Cuntman your username on that other forum you never talk about?

BwaaaHaHaHaHa
No Red.....they call me "Thor" over there.

You carry a big hammer?

[3legged_lab]

If you're going to ask I'm going to answer.

My name is Oliver and I didn't start going by Olly until I joined the CG and learned that people are to lazy to say my actual name and they started calling me Olly.

Thought military usually went with last names.

It's a top secret code name man...

sent from my fancy phone that has a really cool kickstand via tapaskwawk

Closet cross dresser

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

Hilarious.

You are now forever CuntMan.

[Redbeard]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

Is Cuntman your username on that other forum you never talk about?

BwaaaHaHaHaHa
No Red.....they call me "Thor" over there.

ha!

[Redbeard]

When I first joined a forum (DHC) I never thought I'd return, I was just going for some boat information. So I looked for the first thing that wasn't my obvious name. There was a can of grizzly beside me and my favorite number is 18....

Can't remember if you were the first grizz18 or the second on there, but I believe the second. . I've talked to thegrizz18 a couple times on the phone, but never met him. This was probably four years ago. One Sunday afternoon in the warmer months, I get a call from this guy's phone and it's his girlfriend calling to plan a surprise birthday party. She asks for Willie and wants to know if and how I know this guy, Chris. I explain that we were Internet buddies, but never met in person. Damn that's weird to explain...anyway, declined the party invite.
Then, our Grizz joins up and says something about his girlfriend throwing him a surprise birthday party. I can't remember exactly what I said to Grizz, but it freaked the hell out of him. Something like, "your girlfriend called me the other day, said you had my # in your phone, and invited me to your party. Remember that, Grizzle?
Anyway, back to the initial question. My name's Will, but several friends and family call me Willie from time to time.

well at least that wads great story about grizz's girlfriend

[grizz18]

When I first joined a forum (DHC) I never thought I'd return, I was just going for some boat information. So I looked for the first thing that wasn't my obvious name. There was a can of grizzly beside me and my favorite number is 18....

Can't remember if you were the first grizz18 or the second on there, but I believe the second. . I've talked to thegrizz18 a couple times on the phone, but never met him. This was probably four years ago. One Sunday afternoon in the warmer months, I get a call from this guy's phone and it's his girlfriend calling to plan a surprise birthday party. She asks for Willie and wants to know if and how I know this guy, Chris. I explain that we were Internet buddies, but never met in person. Damn that's weird to explain...anyway, declined the party invite.
Then, our Grizz joins up and says something about his girlfriend throwing him a surprise birthday party. I can't remember exactly what I said to Grizz, but it freaked the hell out of him. Something like, "your girlfriend called me the other day, said you had my # in your phone, and invited me to your party. Remember that, Grizzle?
Anyway, back to the initial question. My name's Will, but several friends and family call me Willie from time to time.

I was thoroughly freaked out, I was like who the eff are you and why is my gf inviting you my surprise party!!

[Redbeard]

I wonder if Cuntman and duck dick will ever hunt together?

[3legged_lab]

I wonder if Cuntman and duck dick will ever hunt together?

Sounds like its meant to be.

[jehler]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

[3legged_lab]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me in the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

Is she really qualified to such a bold statement? And if so, I'd want my face nowhere near that cum dumpster.

[jehler]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me in the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

Is she really qualified to such a bold statement? And if so, I'd want my face nowhere near that cum dumpster.

jealousy rears its ugly head

[3legged_lab]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me in the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

Is she really qualified to such a bold statement? And if so, I'd want my face nowhere near that cum dumpster.

jealousy rears its ugly head

Can't have my title in jeopardy.

[Redbeard]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

[waterfowlman]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me in the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

Is she really qualified to such a bold statement? And if so, I'd want my face nowhere near that cum dumpster.

Come on threeleg.....once you get passed the smell....you've got it licked.

[jehler]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

farmboy never left Cali lol

[Redbeard]

Don't lie you had one of those tongue studs when self pro claimed that title right?

[aunt betty]

Pussy is good eatin but only 3/4ths of the thyme.

sent from my fancy phone that has a really cool kickstand via tapaskwawk

[The Duck Hammer]

The first real duck hunt I ever went on we went with a guy, who compared to us was a serious duck hunter, that called his gun the duck hammer. Always thought that was cool and when I signed up on DHC that was the only thing I could think of.