Happy Birthday Red.

[QH's Paw]

ever noticed how many people have birthdays almost exactly nine months after valentines day?

It's all about the cold winter months. Rubbing things together to stay warm.

[capt1972]

Happy Birthday Prick

[GadwallGetter530]

Happy Bday tall guy. Go fuck up some sea geese!!!!

[RonE]

My imagination is at an all time low, I hope you won't be offended if I give you the same birthday present this year as I gave you last year..........Remember, it's not the gift, it is the thought behind the gift. So give yourself a handy to feel dandy on your birthday.

[Feelin' Fowl]

My imagination is at an all time low, I hope you won't be offended if I give you the same birthday present this year as I gave you last year..........Remember, it's not the gift, it is the thought behind the gift. So give yourself a handy to feel dandy on your birthday.

Are you saying you gave Red a handy last year?

[Redbeard]

My imagination is at an all time low, I hope you won't be offended if I give you the same birthday present this year as I gave you last year..........Remember, it's not the gift, it is the thought behind the gift. So give yourself a handy to feel dandy on your birthday.

Are you saying you gave Red a handy last year?

he is. And it was wonderful

[Feelin' Fowl]

My imagination is at an all time low, I hope you won't be offended if I give you the same birthday present this year as I gave you last year..........Remember, it's not the gift, it is the thought behind the gift. So give yourself a handy to feel dandy on your birthday.

Are you saying you gave Red a handy last year?

he is. And it was wonderful

I'm not one to judge a man's birthday surprise!

[RonE]

Actually I sent Red some of the hand lotion from the nationwide study I am doing and told him to give him self a handy.

I have been hired by the HMOA (Hotel/Motel Owners Association) because I travel quite a lot to do a survey on which Hotel/Motel provides the best hand lotion for self stimulation. The results of the survey are to be published next year. The lotion chosen as the best will of course have a "hand" up on the competition and the Hotel/Motel that supply's this brand will probably use the fact that their lotion is best in their future advertisements. All lotions are judged in several categories. Don't even think that because a room is expensive that their hand and body lotion is the best.

The lotion I sent Red is among the top lotions from across the country.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Actually I sent Red some of the hand lotion from the nationwide study I am doing and told him to give him self a handy.

I have been hired by the HMOA (Hotel/Motel Owners Association) because I travel quite a lot to do a survey on which Hotel/Motel provides the best hand lotion for self stimulation.

you've got to be shitting me

[Redbeard]

Actually I sent Red some of the hand lotion from the nationwide study I am doing and told him to give him self a handy.

I have been hired by the HMOA (Hotel/Motel Owners Association) because I travel quite a lot to do a survey on which Hotel/Motel provides the best hand lotion for self stimulation. The results of the survey are to be published next year. The lotion chosen as the best will of course have a "hand" up on the competition and the Hotel/Motel that supply's this brand will probably use the fact that their lotion is best in their future advertisements. All lotions are judged in several categories. Don't even think that because a room is expensive that their hand and body lotion is the best.

The lotion I sent Red is among the top lotions from across the country.

and your qualifications for this job were?

[AKPirate]

Actually I sent Red some of the hand lotion from the nationwide study I am doing and told him to give him self a handy.

I have been hired by the HMOA (Hotel/Motel Owners Association) because I travel quite a lot to do a survey on which Hotel/Motel provides the best hand lotion for self stimulation. The results of the survey are to be published next year. The lotion chosen as the best will of course have a "hand" up on the competition and the Hotel/Motel that supply's this brand will probably use the fact that their lotion is best in their future advertisements. All lotions are judged in several categories. Don't even think that because a room is expensive that their hand and body lotion is the best.

The lotion I sent Red is among the top lotions from across the country.

and your qualifications for this job were?

He's handy...

[Redbeard]

Was he just interviewed for the job or did he have to demonstrate his talents as well? How many folks were on the hiring panel?