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Postby rebelp74 » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:09 pm

Redbeard wrote:Alittle compassion please guys

Sorry for the loss. Half assed not your fault. You did what she wanted, pass the blame. Should've put the pants on.
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:52 pm

That sucks Red. RIP Hammie.
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Postby QH's Paw » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:13 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:His life may have been extinguished but his stench will remain. RIP


Can you imagine the last thing you see in your life is one of Red's eyes and then everything goes dark as he nails the coffin door shut...

I can only imagine the smirk on his face( Red's that is). Probably thinking "I'll never have to change those damn cedar shavings again, you little rat basturd".
I'm on to you Red.
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Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:17 pm

Wait. So you're telling us there is a small hole in one of your baseboards?!? That the rodents use as a home? Like a Tom and Jerry cartoon hole? Do you also have a little yellow bird in a cage?
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Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:21 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Wait. So you're telling us there is a small hole in one of your baseboards?!? That the rodents use as a home? Like a Tom and Jerry cartoon hole? Do you also have a little yellow bird in a cage?

No but I bet he's got a blow hole in the bathroom.
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Postby QH's Paw » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:24 pm

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3legged_lab wrote:Wait. So you're telling us there is a small hole in one of your baseboards?!? That the rodents use as a home? Like a Tom and Jerry cartoon hole? Do you also have a little yellow bird in a cage?

No but I bet he's got a blow hole in the bathroom.

Don't you mean "glory" hole. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:25 pm

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3legged_lab wrote:Wait. So you're telling us there is a small hole in one of your baseboards?!? That the rodents use as a home? Like a Tom and Jerry cartoon hole? Do you also have a little yellow bird in a cage?

No but I bet he's got a blow hole in the bathroom.

Don't you mean "glory" hole. :lol: :lol:


Yep, fucked that one up. :lol:
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Postby Redbeard » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:49 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Wait. So you're telling us there is a small hole in one of your baseboards?!? That the rodents use as a home? Like a Tom and Jerry cartoon hole? Do you also have a little yellow bird in a cage?
kind of! But it was a hole behind the baseboards after I pulled em off
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Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:59 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Wait. So you're telling us there is a small hole in one of your baseboards?!? That the rodents use as a home? Like a Tom and Jerry cartoon hole? Do you also have a little yellow bird in a cage?
kind of! But it was a hole behind the baseboards after I pulled em off

I'm still picturing the whole story like it was a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
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Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:02 am

That's low down tall guy. :lol:
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Postby banknote » Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:31 am

Sorry about Hammie.

If you want to kill the rats, wrap the cheese or peanut butter up real tight in cheese cloth or a piece of panty hose, tight enough so it oozes through. Then tie that to the trap trigger. It will go off.
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Re: Well now I feel like an...

Postby Redbeard » Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:10 am

banknote wrote:Sorry about Hammie.

If you want to kill the rats, wrap the cheese or peanut butter up real tight in cheese cloth or a piece of panty hose, tight enough so it oozes through. Then tie that to the trap trigger. It will go off.
that's a great idea
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Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:32 am

Redbeard wrote:
banknote wrote:Sorry about Hammie.

If you want to kill the rats, wrap the cheese or peanut butter up real tight in cheese cloth or a piece of panty hose, tight enough so it oozes through. Then tie that to the trap trigger. It will go off.
that's a great idea

You can also just tie yarn to the trigger. It will keep a little peanut butter on it and they will try to pull it off. That's how we catch the little deer mice up at our cabin.
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Re: Well now I feel like an...

Postby aunt betty » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:04 am

At the duck camp when it flooded...omg we had mice.
I started a trapline and caught about 50 in a few days. Another guy used the bodies as decoys...shot mice with an air rifle in the clubhouse. We got a few but they got shy of the large spread and aggressive calling so we scaled back...
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:13 pm

aunt betty wrote:At the duck camp when it flooded...omg we had mice.
I started a trapline and caught about 50 in a few days. Another guy used the bodies as decoys...shot mice with an air rifle in the clubhouse. We got a few but they got shy of the large spread and aggressive calling so we scaled back...

:lol:
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Postby BrewGUN » Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:57 pm

Re read Red's dramatic story, and for some reason it reminds of the scene in titanic where DiCaprio slowly slides off the door(or whatever they were on in the water).

Red if you ever decide to get out of LE, you could prob get a job as a drama movie script writer!
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Postby JGUN » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:07 pm

You really should ask trapperdev about using leghold traps for catching them. That way if you get an incidental catch you can release them.
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Postby jehler » Tue Nov 19, 2013 4:49 pm

JGUN wrote:You really should ask trapperdev about using leghold traps for catching them. That way if you get an incidental catch you can release them.
lol, I think there is a bid of that floating around somewhere
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Re: Well now I feel like an...

Postby GoBlue82 » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:05 pm

...so, since you were actually right about it being the "good" rodent, but your wife insisted it was the "bad" rodent, and you being the loving and devoted husband that you are valued your wife's piece of mind above any rodent, and as a result killed your child's pet at her bequest, causing you undoubtedly crushing amounts of guilt, shouldn't your wife have to buy you a new shotgun or something?
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Postby Redbeard » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:08 pm

GoBlue82 wrote:...so, since you were actually right about it being the "good" rodent, but your wife insisted it was the "bad" rodent, and you being the loving and devoted husband that you are valued your wife's piece of mind above any rodent, and as a result killed your child's pet at her bequest, causing you undoubtedly crushing amounts of guilt, shouldn't your wife have to buy you a new shotgun or something?
I might run with this
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Re: Well now I feel like an...

Postby AKPirate » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:09 pm

GoBlue82 wrote:...so, since you were actually right about it being the "good" rodent, but your wife insisted it was the "bad" rodent, and you being the loving and devoted husband that you are valued your wife's piece of mind above any rodent, and as a result killed your child's pet at her bequest, causing you undoubtedly crushing amounts of guilt, shouldn't your wife have to buy you a new shotgun or something?

Sounds only fair GoBlu
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Postby QH's Paw » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:10 pm

GoBlue82 wrote:...so, since you were actually right about it being the "good" rodent, but your wife insisted it was the "bad" rodent, and you being the loving and devoted husband that you are valued your wife's piece of mind above any rodent, and as a result killed your child's pet at her bequest, causing you undoubtedly crushing amounts of guilt, shouldn't your wife have to buy you a new shotgun or something?

I don't know about you Red but, I like the way GoBlue82 thinks. Just try and, see if it floats. :beer: :thumbsup:
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Re: Well now I feel like an...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:18 pm

Tonight's bedtime story??

"The curious case of the missing hamster"



I shit you not!!! :)
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Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:24 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Tonight's bedtime story??

"The curious case of the missing hamster"



I shit you not!!! :)

Better send that to red when you're done with it.
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Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:25 pm

Oh wait, he already told that story.
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Well now I feel like an...

Postby AKPirate » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:41 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Tonight's bedtime story??

"The curious case of the missing hamster"



I shit you not!!! :)

Better send that to red when you're done with it.


I'll bet Dan's ending is nicer to hear that close to bedtime.
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Postby QH's Paw » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:45 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Tonight's bedtime story??

"The curious case of the missing hamster"



I shit you not!!! :)

Better send that to red when you're done with it.


I'll bet Dan's ending is nicer to hear that close to bedtime.

I don't know about that. Have you seen some of his posts?
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Re: Well now I feel like an...

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:53 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Tonight's bedtime story??

"The curious case of the missing hamster"



I shit you not!!! :)

Better send that to red when you're done with it.


I'll bet Dan's ending is nicer to hear that close to bedtime.

I don't know about that. Have you seen some of his posts?

Nah, I bet dan is very tame while around his boys. Hell, that dirty mind hides while he's in banker mode.
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Re: Well now I feel like an...

Postby AKPirate » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:58 pm

I would agree, at hunting camp he would be the steel trap. Home life, he smokes a pipe in a cardigan sweater with his children on his lap.
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