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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby assateague » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:16 am

Keep telling yourself that.
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:20 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Woody wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
ManlyMan wrote: Even the thought of people relying on me to produce waterfowl for them makes my stomach churn.

Haha Its just a goose hunt doc, not a life or death situation.


And he is a doctor... how nervous are you with a scalpel in your hand, Doc?
there's a difference. One you have total control. The other, you're at the will of an animal with a peanut husk for a brain.


Yeah, but the animal with the peanut husk brain has been to school for 8 years....sooooo
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:27 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Woody wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
ManlyMan wrote: Even the thought of people relying on me to produce waterfowl for them makes my stomach churn.

Haha Its just a goose hunt doc, not a life or death situation.


And he is a doctor... how nervous are you with a scalpel in your hand, Doc?
there's a difference. One you have total control. The other, you're at the will of an animal with a peanut husk for a brain.


Yeah, but the animal with the peanut husk brain has been to school for 8 years....sooooo
i see what you did there.... Although I wouldn't let someone who only went to school for 8 yrs operate on me.
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:34 am

ManlyMan wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Woody wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:[quote="ManlyMan"] Even the thought of people relying on me to produce waterfowl for them makes my stomach churn.

Haha Its just a goose hunt doc, not a life or death situation.


And he is a doctor... how nervous are you with a scalpel in your hand, Doc?
there's a difference. One you have total control. The other, you're at the will of an animal with a peanut husk for a brain.


Yeah, but the animal with the peanut husk brain has been to school for 8 years....sooooo
i see what you did there.... Although I wouldn't let someone who only went to school for 8 yrs operate on me.[/quote]

Really? I've not taken even one "surgery for dummies" class and I can gut a deer in 3 minutes or less.

How hard can it be??
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:35 am

It's all in the wrist
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:57 am

I always mutter something like..."this is gunna suck" at the beginning of a hunt with new ppl.
Have found its best to have low expectations and celebrate when wrong.
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby jehler » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:19 pm

I don't care when I take people hunting, if they aren't having a good time it's their fault not mine. If I do have people out and the hunting is slow, I'll usually hit them in the face with a full bottle of tea or something, it really helps, after that its almost guaranteed that things can only get better
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Redbeard » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:22 pm

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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:31 pm

jehler wrote:I don't care when I take people hunting, if they aren't having a good time it's their fault not mine. If I do have people out and the hunting is slow, I'll usually hit them in the face with a full bottle of tea or something, it really helps, after that its almost guaranteed that things can only get better

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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby JGUN » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:33 pm

How'd his jaw heal? Any surgeries with plates and pins required?
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Olly » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:33 pm

jehler wrote:I don't care when I take people hunting, if they aren't having a good time it's their fault not mine. If I do have people out and the hunting is slow, I'll usually hit them in the face with a full bottle of tea or something, it really helps, after that its almost guaranteed that things can only get better


I must have gotten the star package or you were just out of Bottled water.
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:37 pm

JGUN wrote:How'd his jaw heal? Any surgeries with plates and pins required?


Reconstruction scheduled for January... No he was alright, It bruised up a little but that was all.
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby jehler » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:43 pm

Olly wrote:
jehler wrote:I don't care when I take people hunting, if they aren't having a good time it's their fault not mine. If I do have people out and the hunting is slow, I'll usually hit them in the face with a full bottle of tea or something, it really helps, after that its almost guaranteed that things can only get better


I must have gotten the star package or you were just out of Bottled water.
naw, we just didnt have martini night when you came out lol
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby one2many » Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:45 pm

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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:40 pm

Took all day but I got him his birds
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby AKPirate » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:43 pm

Nice Aaron!
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:45 pm

Had a couple flocks work early but refused to commit. A third came in at bout 35-40 yards and flared. We hit one but it flared out in the bay about 150 yards and started swimming hard couldn't get Charlie on it. Tide came in and we decided to wait it out and hunt the afternoon. Finally bout 4pm a flock of 20 came right in beautifully and we dumped 4
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby jehler » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:45 pm

The 8ball never lies
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:46 pm

Now I can relax tomorrow and just hunt without worrying about sending him home empty handed
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:46 pm

jehler wrote:The 8ball never lies
truth. Thanks Johnny!
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby AKPirate » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:47 pm

Ask the 8 Ball how big your tip is going to be...
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:51 pm

I told him no thanks
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:51 pm

Nice job Aaron.
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby jehler » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:52 pm

AKPirate wrote:Ask the 8 Ball how big your tip is going to be...
youve never run an 8 ball have ya?
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby AKPirate » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:53 pm

jehler wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Ask the 8 Ball how big your tip is going to be...
youve never run an 8 ball have ya?


Is my tip going to be huge?
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby AKPirate » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:54 pm

jehler wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Ask the 8 Ball how big your tip is going to be...
youve never run an 8 ball have ya?


I had one when I was a kid, had to break it open to see what was inside there.
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:56 pm

AKPirate wrote:
jehler wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Ask the 8 Ball how big your tip is going to be...
youve never run an 8 ball have ya?


Is my tip going to be huge?
depends on who's tip you get?
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby jehler » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:57 pm

AKPirate wrote:
jehler wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Ask the 8 Ball how big your tip is going to be...
youve never run an 8 ball have ya?


Is my tip going to be huge?

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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:57 pm

Redbeard wrote:I told him no thanks

That's a good idea, don't want to end up like Foiles or that guy assa was gonna water board.
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Re: Starting to stress a bit...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:59 pm

What's the 8 ball say for tomorrow's hunt? I think today was a result of gadwall making a voodoo doll of me and stabbing the shit out of it.
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