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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby Flightstopper » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:14 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:I think Boot has it, mermaids kept blowing him...


That would certainly keep me going.


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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby flight control » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:44 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:I think Boot has it, mermaids kept blowing him...


That would certainly keep me going.

Oh yeah? It would be pitch black down there, how would you know if its a mermaid or a merdude blowing you?
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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby AKPirate » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:50 pm

flight control wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:I think Boot has it, mermaids kept blowing him...


That would certainly keep me going.

Oh yeah? It would be pitch black down there, how would you know if its a mermaid or a merdude blowing you?


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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby flight control » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:53 pm

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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:12 pm

flight control wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:I think Boot has it, mermaids kept blowing him...


That would certainly keep me going.

Oh yeah? It would be pitch black down there, how would you know if its a mermaid or a merdude blowing you?


Merdudes don't exist, haven't you seen that Pirates of the Caribbean movie?
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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby flight control » Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:22 pm

That's rediculous. You need merdudes in the ecosystem. Do you think mermaids just swim around looking for shipwrecked Nigerians to blow? No. They blow Nigerians as a change of pace from blowing merdudes.
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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby capt1972 » Thu Dec 05, 2013 6:54 pm

AKPirate wrote:I think Boot has it, mermaids kept blowing him...

Wouldn't that make him breath harder and use more air?
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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby AKPirate » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:20 pm

capt1972 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:I think Boot has it, mermaids kept blowing him...

Wouldn't that make him breath harder and use more air?


He's married, it would only be for about ten seconds.
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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:29 pm

AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:I think Boot has it, mermaids kept blowing him...

Wouldn't that make him breath harder and use more air?


He's married, it would only be for about ten seconds.

True
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Re: Man found alive in sunken ship

Postby RonE » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:21 pm

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rebelp74 wrote:This and there are different things you can do to preserve body heat.


And I'm sure this Nigerian stowaway knew all about them.

I'm still calling horsepuckey. TK and I have spent enough time around boats, we know what how long an individual can survive in a capsized vessel.


Did TK's boat blow over?
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