Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?
aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:The blanket thing works, however I take it a step further. I put the blanket on the live trap when I bait it and leave the entrance uncovered. That way when PePe Lepue crawls in all I have to do is push the blanket over the entrance and the little feller is covered. Then I go put the trap on the neighbors porch pull off the blanket, kick the trap and run like hell. Then I go buy a new trap
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?
aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:I was serious
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
assateague wrote:Ok, this is no bullshit. It does work. On the lives of my children, I'm not messing around. Getting sprayed from up close sucks a lot.
Hold up a sheet or light blanket in front of you. The neighbor uses a bed sheet, but I'm not that brave (as if a light comforter affords any more protection) He also talks in a low voice while walking up, but I don't. Just hold the sheet up in front of you, with your arms up holding two corners so he can't see you at all, walking slow so the sheet doesn't flap. When you get up to the trap, just lay the sheet over the trap. Then you can pick it up and carry it to water. I wouldn't recommend putting the thing in a vehicle like this, because they stink a bit as is, without spraying.
In case I need to say it, only do this with a box trap, not a leg hold.
Bulldog0156 wrote:assateague wrote:Ok, this is no bullshit. It does work. On the lives of my children, I'm not messing around. Getting sprayed from up close sucks a lot.
Hold up a sheet or light blanket in front of you. The neighbor uses a bed sheet, but I'm not that brave (as if a light comforter affords any more protection) He also talks in a low voice while walking up, but I don't. Just hold the sheet up in front of you, with your arms up holding two corners so he can't see you at all, walking slow so the sheet doesn't flap. When you get up to the trap, just lay the sheet over the trap. Then you can pick it up and carry it to water. I wouldn't recommend putting the thing in a vehicle like this, because they stink a bit as is, without spraying.
In case I need to say it, only do this with a box trap, not a leg hold.
I've done this quite a few times, always used a beach towel. Make sure you have something with a long handle so you can hold the trap under for a while. Not really a whole lot of fun as it takes 10-15 minutes.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Bulldog0156 wrote:assateague wrote:Ok, this is no bullshit. It does work. On the lives of my children, I'm not messing around. Getting sprayed from up close sucks a lot.
Hold up a sheet or light blanket in front of you. The neighbor uses a bed sheet, but I'm not that brave (as if a light comforter affords any more protection) He also talks in a low voice while walking up, but I don't. Just hold the sheet up in front of you, with your arms up holding two corners so he can't see you at all, walking slow so the sheet doesn't flap. When you get up to the trap, just lay the sheet over the trap. Then you can pick it up and carry it to water. I wouldn't recommend putting the thing in a vehicle like this, because they stink a bit as is, without spraying.
In case I need to say it, only do this with a box trap, not a leg hold.
I've done this quite a few times, always used a beach towel. Make sure you have something with a long handle so you can hold the trap under for a while. Not really a whole lot of fun as it takes 10-15 minutes.
Why? Can they really swim that well while in the cage?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:I know I'm an asshole, but what's your point?
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
Rick wrote:Once heard of a fellow who allegedly caught a Cooper's hawk in his live trap, covered the trap with a tarp, drove it to another location where it spent the night, drove it to a second, more distant, new location in the morning where he released it. And the bird didn't so much as circle before making a beeline right back to the spot it was captured. Allegedly. Could be homing pigeon guys should throw in the predator control towel and race Cooper's hawks.
assateague wrote:No way- get that sucker out the next day, and reset the trap. You're almost guaranteed a fox the next day. There's no cover scent or lure as effective as real live skunk ass.
Goldfish wrote:You caught an eagle in a live trap?
Rick wrote:Once heard of a fellow who allegedly caught a Cooper's hawk in his live trap, covered the trap with a tarp, drove it to another location where it spent the night, drove it to a second, more distant, new location in the morning where he released it. And the bird didn't so much as circle before making a beeline right back to the spot it was captured. Allegedly. Could be homing pigeon guys should throw in the predator control towel and race Cooper's hawks.
sws002 wrote:assateague wrote:No way- get that sucker out the next day, and reset the trap. You're almost guaranteed a fox the next day. There's no cover scent or lure as effective as real live skunk ass.
This. Biggest grey I've ever seen was caught immediately after catching a skunk.
As far as the skunks spraying, I once had an old timer at the fur buyer tell me that when he catches skunks, he shoots them in the ass right above their tail with a .22. Says it follows the same principle Rick mentioned that if they can't get their tail up, they can't spray. Have never tried it myself, and I may have been Assa-facted by some mean-spirited old fucker, but it makes sense to me.
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