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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:22 pm

And then the next one can say "so gay you won't even be able to shoot straight"
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:30 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
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bill herian wrote:What do you have to offer a company? Put yourself in their shoes.

Are you articulate?

Do you present yourself well?

Do you look good on paper?

If I were vetting candidates for a promotional staff, these are the things I would be measuring. The products and hunting in general don't come into play until after.


You forgot the most important skills.

You must be completely full of shit.

You must believe your own bullshit.

You must establish your dominance as the alpha hunter at any group gathering.

This is about a Field-Staff position, not Gaddy. I think you posted in the wrong thread Boot.


That's just jealousy. :lol:


Come on don't take the Scott fiest approach.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:30 pm

3legged_lab wrote:And then the next one can say "so gay you won't even be able to shoot straight"

I like it. Sounds like we got a winner.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:34 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
bill herian wrote:What do you have to offer a company? Put yourself in their shoes.

Are you articulate?

Do you present yourself well?

Do you look good on paper?

If I were vetting candidates for a promotional staff, these are the things I would be measuring. The products and hunting in general don't come into play until after.


You forgot the most important skills.

You must be completely full of shit.

You must believe your own bullshit.

You must establish your dominance as the alpha hunter at any group gathering.

This is about a Field-Staff position, not Gaddy. I think you posted in the wrong thread Boot.


That's just jealousy. :lol:


Come on don't take the Scott fiest approach.


You caught that. That's awesome. Seriously laughing!:D
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:35 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:And then the next one can say "so gay you won't even be able to shoot straight"

I like it. Sounds like we got a winner.

Its california-ish.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Redbeard » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:36 pm

You guys are foolish. Gaddy only shot 9 measly ducks yesterday. No company is gonna employ a guy like that...even a refuge guy
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Redbeard » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:39 pm

@ OP...send pgquackerstacker a pm. He's turned em all down, but companies were beating down his door wanting him to promote their products. I don't know what it is he does, but it works.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:43 pm

To the OP I'm sure it depends on the company but I think with most all you have to do is contact them and tell them where you are and a little about yourself. If they need a rep in your area they will start sending you stuff to sell.

I took a pro staff guy for FA brand and Foils calls hunting once and let me tell you he didn't get the job for his skills. He was a total retard. Couldn't call, couldn't shoot, really didn't know anything. But he was a world class bullshitter.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:11 pm

Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:14 pm

I know Toxic was advertising for pro staff spots on DHC awhile back. You could check them out.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:19 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.

Nope, never saw it. Could you sum it up?
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:22 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.

Nope, never saw it. Could you sum it up?

Its actually funny
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby capt1972 » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:23 pm

Almost forgot...bands bought on ebay
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:26 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.

Nope, never saw it. Could you sum it up?

It's been a while, but it was a guy talking to his wife about going in an Internet forum and boosting his post count. Something about putting a bunch of prostaff stuff and season totals in his sig. And taking pictures off the Internet and posing them. Says he has never duck hunted, but the people on the forum think he is a pro.
It's pretty funny. I can't find it anywhere though.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:27 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
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NuffDaddy wrote:Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.

Nope, never saw it. Could you sum it up?

Its actually funny

Well thanks, that totally clears it up for me! Anyone else see it and want to comment on how funny it was?
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:27 pm

capt1972 wrote:Almost forgot...bands bought on ebay

This is very important
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:28 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.

Nope, never saw it. Could you sum it up?

It's been a while, but it was a guy talking to his wife about going in an Internet forum and boosting his post count. Something about putting a bunch of prostaff stuff and season totals in his sig. And taking pictures off the Internet and posing them. Says he has never duck hunted, but the people on the forum think he is a pro.
It's pretty funny. I can't find it anywhere though.

Was it a video? I remember the two about the guy that was out hunting and said something about how big of a deal he was on the forums but I don't remember what the thread was about.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:28 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.

Nope, never saw it. Could you sum it up?

It's been a while, but it was a guy talking to his wife about going in an Internet forum and boosting his post count. Something about putting a bunch of prostaff stuff and season totals in his sig. And taking pictures off the Internet and posing them. Says he has never duck hunted, but the people on the forum think he is a pro.
It's pretty funny. I can't find it anywhere though.

Oh, ok. It was that weird little video with the computer voices, right? That was funny.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Redbeard » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:30 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
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NuffDaddy wrote:Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.

Nope, never saw it. Could you sum it up?

Its actually funny

Well thanks, that totally clears it up for me! Anyone else see it and want to comment on how funny it was?
I know what he's talking about. Was funny as hell. But I'm too lazy to even think about looking it up for you
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby AKPirate » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:31 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.

Nope, never saw it. Could you sum it up?

It's been a while, but it was a guy talking to his wife about going in an Internet forum and boosting his post count. Something about putting a bunch of prostaff stuff and season totals in his sig. And taking pictures off the Internet and posing them. Says he has never duck hunted, but the people on the forum think he is a pro.
It's pretty funny. I can't find it anywhere though.

Oh, ok. It was that weird little video with the computer voices, right? That was funny.


That's what it was, it was pretty funny.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:32 pm

Somebody find this damn thing
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:33 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Any body remember that text-to-talk thing about prostaffers that was on DHC a while back? That about summed it up.

Nope, never saw it. Could you sum it up?

Its actually funny

Well thanks, that totally clears it up for me! Anyone else see it and want to comment on how funny it was?
I know what he's talking about. Was funny as hell. But I'm too lazy to even think about looking it up for you

Thanks. What does the fox say?
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:34 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Somebody find this damn thing

I'm trying its great
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:34 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Its actually funny

Well thanks, that totally clears it up for me! Anyone else see it and want to comment on how funny it was?

Ya, this guy.
Tiler_J wrote: That was funny.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:35 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Somebody find this damn thing

I'm trying its great

:thumbsup:
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:38 pm

Not it but still one of my favorites
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:38 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Its actually funny

Well thanks, that totally clears it up for me! Anyone else see it and want to comment on how funny it was?

Ya, this guy.
Tiler_J wrote: That was funny.

Haha! Remember that video, that was posted that one time, on another site, that had some really funny stuff in it? Loved that one!
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:41 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:Not it but still one of my favorites

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Is this guy drunk?
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:50 pm

Here is one, not the one, but getting close to finding it.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby bill herian » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:51 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote: Is this guy drunk?


If memory serves, he's reading from Walden.
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