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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby capt1972 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:24 am

AKPirate wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
capt1972 wrote:gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?


He and TK are still on their honeymoon

STFU
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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:26 am

capt1972 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
capt1972 wrote:gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?


He and TK are still on their honeymoon

STFU

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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:59 am

capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
capt1972 wrote:gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?

Fuckin saw wont start

Did you try turning the switch on?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby capt1972 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:02 am

aunt betty wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
capt1972 wrote:gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?

Fuckin saw wont start

Did you try turning the switch on?

even put gas in it
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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:20 am

capt1972 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
capt1972 wrote:gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?

Fuckin saw wont start

Did you try turning the switch on?

even put gas in it

Mine has this tiny little rubber button you push to prime the motor. Took me a long time to find it the first time I had trouble starting it up.
You gotta pump that button thing. :D
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby capt1972 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:21 am

aunt betty wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
capt1972 wrote:gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?

Fuckin saw wont start

Did you try turning the switch on?

even put gas in it

Mine has this tiny little rubber button you push to prime the motor. Took me a long time to find it the first time I had trouble starting it up.
You gotta pump that button thing. :D

Betty, I don't even own a chainsaw.
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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:45 am

capt1972 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
capt1972 wrote:gotta try the chainsaw deal, be right back.....

Its been an hour, you ok Capt or in the Emergency room?

Fuckin saw wont start

Did you try turning the switch on?

even put gas in it

Mine has this tiny little rubber button you push to prime the motor. Took me a long time to find it the first time I had trouble starting it up.
You gotta pump that button thing. :D

Betty, I don't even own a chainsaw.

You don't know much about women either.
The whole button thing is spose to be a joke. Get it?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby Rick » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:54 am

Suppose I'm the only one who gave that blonde gal another look...
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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby jehler » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:12 am

Rick wrote:Suppose I'm the only one who gave that blonde gal another look...
think you could open a beer with a helicopter Rick?
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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby huntall6 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:15 am

i have seen a guy open a beer bottle with a high hoe. but that video was pretty cool
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Re: No bottle opener? No problem!

Postby Rick » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:39 am

jehler wrote:
Rick wrote:Suppose I'm the only one who gave that blonde gal another look...
think you could open a beer with a helicopter Rick?


Still trying to decide whether to be turned on or frightened.
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