little things that make you feel badass

[aunt betty]

I am a bad ass mother fucker so I gotta say everything, every little thing, every fucking thing makes me feel like a badass.

Are you responding to the thread or bouncing some new song lyrics off us?

Responding.
Are you responding to the thread saying that asking me if I'm responding makes you feel like a badass?

[Redbeard]

I am a bad ass mother fucker so I gotta say everything, every little thing, every fucking thing makes me feel like a badass.

Are you responding to the thread or bouncing some new song lyrics off us?

Haha

[3legged_lab]

Making two perfect parentheses. I did it yesterday and realized it might be the first time in my life. I typically end up not liking one, erasing it, making a new one, liking that one better and erasing the other one, about an hour later...

Nerve wracking punctuation mark.

Dats some manlyman level OCD right there.

[huntall6]

when i do something stupid like trip or grab hot metal on accident and when i look around, nobody is there to see my fuck up. makes me feel like a ninja

[gila-river]

Sweet emotion came on the radio as soon as I started my truck after lunch. The intro to that song makes me feel like a badass. I put my sunglasses on in slow motion and sped all the way back to work. So cool.

[bill herian]

When someone walks through a door in front of me and doesn't hold it, and I slip through without pushing it open just before it closes.

Makes me feel like I could drop everything and become an assassin whenever I get tired of this life.

[aunt betty]

INTRODUCING!!!
In the right corner...dressed in black with his ninja assasin sword, weighing 200 pounds...
NINJA BILL

In the left corner...Indiana Jones

[jehler]

Umm....Betty, you ever seen the matrix? thats beel, if he was the guy in black there facing indiana, things wouldn't have ended so well for poor ole indie, i guarantee it. beel would have pulled some matrix ninja ass yoga shit

[3legged_lab]

When someone walks through a door in front of me and doesn't hold it, and I slip through without pushing it open just before it closes.

Makes me feel like I could drop everything and become an assassin whenever I get tired of this life.

I like it better when I hold the door for a stranger but they dont say 'thank you' so I throw a "you're welcome" loud enough for them to hear.

[AKPirate]

When someone walks through a door in front of me and doesn't hold it, and I slip through without pushing it open just before it closes.

Makes me feel like I could drop everything and become an assassin whenever I get tired of this life.

I like it better when I hold the door for a stranger but they dont say 'thank you' so I throw a "you're welcome" loud enough for them to hear.

Fuck you JR. For the tenth time I said thank you. Let it go

[Tiler_J]

When I go out to the bars drinking, black out, and wake up in the morning in my own bed with my truck in the driveway.

[AKPirate]

after a warm shower and I put on a clean set of boxers and then give the waist band a little snap

[3legged_lab]

When someone walks through a door in front of me and doesn't hold it, and I slip through without pushing it open just before it closes.

Makes me feel like I could drop everything and become an assassin whenever I get tired of this life.

I like it better when I hold the door for a stranger but they dont say 'thank you' so I throw a "you're welcome" loud enough for them to hear.

Fuck you JR. For the tenth time I said thank you. Let it go

Oops. Maybe I just didn't hear you say it. Now I feel like a dick.

[3legged_lab]

When I go out to the bars drinking, black out, and wake up in the morning in my truck with my truck in my bed.

Be careful buddy your wife might kick your ass.

[AKPirate]

When I go out to the bars drinking, black out, and wake up in the morning in my truck with my truck in my bed.

Be careful buddy your wife might kick your ass.

I see what you did there

[Feelin' Fowl]

Checking the mirror before leaving the house to find I'm having a perfect beard day.

Not much better than that.

[Tiler_J]

When I go out to the bars drinking, black out, and wake up in the morning in my truck with my truck in my bed.

Be careful buddy your wife might kick your ass.

Might??

[Tiler_J]

Checking the mirror before leaving the house to find I'm having a perfect beard day.

Not much better than that.

Hahaha!!!!

[huntall6]

When I take off my underpants, sling them into the air with one foot and catch them. One handed.



Although its a pretty rare occasion when you don't wear underwear

[AKPirate]

When I take off my underpants, sling them into the air with one foot and catch them. One handed.



Although its a pretty rare occasion when you don't wear underwear

Underpants?

[huntall6]

When I take off my underpants, sling them into the air with one foot and catch them. One handed.



Although its a pretty rare occasion when you don't wear underwear

Underpants?

So cool

[AKPirate]

When I take off my underpants, sling them into the air with one foot and catch them. One handed.



Although its a pretty rare occasion when you don't wear underwear

Underpants?

So cool

[3legged_lab]

When I take off my underpants, sling them into the air with one foot and catch them. One handed.



Although its a pretty rare occasion when you don't wear underwear

Jeff foxworthy?

[3geese4me]

Putting out a fire in close proximity to a nuclear warhead.

[Tiler_J]

Banging a sorority girl and not catching herpes!

[3geese4me]

Banging a sorority girl and not catching herpes!

Impossible

[Tiler_J]

Banging a sorority girl and not catching herpes!

Impossible

Haha! Not impossible, just improbable. It can happen.

[3geese4me]

Banging a sorority girl and not catching herpes!

Impossible

Haha! Not impossible, just improbable. It can happen.

Just like winning the slut lottery!

[Tiler_J]

Banging a sorority girl and not catching herpes!

Impossible

Haha! Not impossible, just improbable. It can happen.

Just like winning the slut lottery!

Truly Bad Ass!

[huntall6]

When I take off my underpants, sling them into the air with one foot and catch them. One handed.



Although its a pretty rare occasion when you don't wear underwear

Jeff foxworthy?

I wish!!!

Best. Mustache. Ever!