Woods Stories

[aunt betty]

If I ever come a crossed Aunt Betty in the woods I'll let you know!

No Hollywood's use the woods. Are you fucking kidding?

[FlintRiverFowler]

Two pages of jibber jabber. Where's the cryptid stories?

[R. Chapman]

Was hunting national forest land, when we seen some guy way up on the ridge. We asked him what he was doing way the hell up there, just making a friendly joke, to start a conversation. He gets all pissy and says "None of your god damned business!" Then tells us all about how further down, we were going to hit private land, and have to hike 4 miles to avoid it. We were agitated at his disfriendlyness at this point, and told him to fuck off and that he should mind his own damn business, because we were on national forest land as it stood. He said some shit about how he owned that land, and his name was Ben Asslesschaps or something like that, and that he would call the law. We took it with a grain of salt because we had checked our maps, and were nowhere near private land and thought he was just trying to keep us away from the big bucks. Well it turns out our map reading skills were not up to par, because we ended up on his land and got fined.

Damn right you did, get off my lawn!

[huntall6]

Deer hunting and having a pack of coyotes kill a deer at what seemed like 100-150yds away and do they're howling, tipping and spitting routine until just before sun rise. I got out way too early for deer hunting.....

[huntall6]

Oh, and I hunted with AB. Fuckin scary!!!

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[aunt betty]

Oh, and I hunted with AB. Fuckin scary!!!

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That was mild...sometime we'll do houseboat cove on a windy day like when FF and me went.

That was scaring ME but I'm pretty sure FF didn't figure out that I was worried.
I was sweating and covered in ice at the same time.