by RonE » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:01 pm
Method One:
.22 Rifle with 1/2" x 28 threaded barrel. High scope mounts. 1/2 x 28 X 3/4 x 16 thread adaptor. Oil filter. Cheap .22 long rifle shells.
Method Two:
Start feeding the geese canned corn. Take several cans of canned corn and open them and drain the water. Replace the water with Vodka. After a few days or a week feed the vodka soaked corn to the geese. When they are sufficiently drunk, just go out and wring their necks. (feed the geese at the same time every day until they are expecting to get fed) This method has worked well with quail in my back yard.
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