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Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 9:34 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:[that all my hunting/fishing/tennis(which the tennis class has some eye candy in it) ect counts for PE credits. The lanyards I make count as art(only bad thing about that is that they call it mackromay(yeah I know that's spelled wrong). So I basically have all the credits I need in PE and art.


Damn Bobby! DAMN DAMN DAMN! DO NOT tell anyone you play tennis....what in the hell is wrong with you?????



I disagree, a good majority of the ladies who play amateur tennis are smoking hotties, rich, and frustrated... good mix
concur.

Tennis is a rich woman's sport. If you know how to play its a great way to pick up women. I don't know how. #sadpanda
you city dudes can have those high maintenance broads. I've got no need for em
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Fri May 17, 2013 9:39 am

Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:[that all my hunting/fishing/tennis(which the tennis class has some eye candy in it) ect counts for PE credits. The lanyards I make count as art(only bad thing about that is that they call it mackromay(yeah I know that's spelled wrong). So I basically have all the credits I need in PE and art.


Damn Bobby! DAMN DAMN DAMN! DO NOT tell anyone you play tennis....what in the hell is wrong with you?????



I disagree, a good majority of the ladies who play amateur tennis are smoking hotties, rich, and frustrated... good mix
concur.

Tennis is a rich woman's sport. If you know how to play its a great way to pick up women. I don't know how. #sadpanda
you city dudes can have those high maintenance broads. I've got no need for em


neither do I... for long term, but for a one night slumber party they are hard to beat but they will let you spank them.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Fri May 17, 2013 9:55 am

Stepford wife = Hot
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 10:03 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
obxbufflehead wrote:[that all my hunting/fishing/tennis(which the tennis class has some eye candy in it) ect counts for PE credits. The lanyards I make count as art(only bad thing about that is that they call it mackromay(yeah I know that's spelled wrong). So I basically have all the credits I need in PE and art.


Damn Bobby! DAMN DAMN DAMN! DO NOT tell anyone you play tennis....what in the hell is wrong with you?????



I disagree, a good majority of the ladies who play amateur tennis are smoking hotties, rich, and frustrated... good mix
concur.

Tennis is a rich woman's sport. If you know how to play its a great way to pick up women. I don't know how. #sadpanda


Considering the source of these posts, it does not surprise me one bit.

Love ya girls!

I am trying to help Bobby overcome home schooling. :fishing: :popcorn: :fishing: :popcorn:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 10:05 am

ManlyMan wrote:Stepford wife = Hot
negative
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Fri May 17, 2013 10:07 am

Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Stepford wife = Hot
negative

Country girls can be much sexier...
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 10:08 am

Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Stepford wife = Hot
negative

Country girls can be much sexier...
amen
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 10:09 am

Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Stepford wife = Hot
negative

Country girls ARE much sexier...


FIFY
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Fri May 17, 2013 10:11 am

Tomkat wrote:
Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Stepford wife = Hot
negative

Country girls ARE much sexier...


FIFY


Not all of them... it has to be on a case by case
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 10:12 am

ManlyMan wrote:Stepford wife = Hot


Perhaps in Saudi Arabia or Iran.

I prefer a contributing working woman. Love to see them work. Be all they can be.

Girl power!


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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 10:17 am

Woody wrote:
Tomkat wrote:
Woody wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:Stepford wife = Hot
negative

Country girls ARE much sexier...


FIFY


Not all of them... it has to be on a case by case
but a fine country girl is hands down much sexier than a fine stepford wife
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 10:20 am

Hell yes. Think about Daisy Duke, Ellie Mae, etc....
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 10:22 am

Tomkat wrote:Hell yes. Think about Daisy Duke, Ellie Mae, etc....
bingo. Nothing turns me on more than a barefoot country girl in one of them summer dresses hanging laundry
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 10:23 am

Redbeard wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Hell yes. Think about Daisy Duke, Ellie Mae, etc....
bingo. Nothing turns me on more than a barefoot country girl in one of them summer dresses hanging laundry


Watching them hoe the garden is good, too.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Fri May 17, 2013 10:24 am

To each there own. I don't want my wife to work. Just raise chitlins.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 10:25 am

ManlyMan wrote:To each there own. I don't want my wife to work. Just raise chitlins.
FYI that's work. And more work than having a job
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 10:28 am

ManlyMan wrote:To each there own. I don't want my wife to work. Just raise chitlins.


I never wanted a woman to have kids and harm the girl parts.

To each their own.

PS YES there is a difference down the road ;)
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby ManlyMan » Fri May 17, 2013 10:33 am

Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:To each there own. I don't want my wife to work. Just raise chitlins.
FYI that's work. And more work than having a job


Oh for sure. I just someone home for my kids everyday. Just like there was someone for me.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Tomkat » Fri May 17, 2013 10:34 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:To each there own. I don't want my wife to work. Just raise chitlins.
FYI that's work. And more work than having a job


Oh for sure. I just someone home for my kids everyday. Just like there was someone for me.


It is with out a doubt the best thing for the kids. I had my mom at home, too.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Fri May 17, 2013 10:42 am

Redbeard wrote:but a fine country girl is hands down much sexier than a fine stepford wife


For sure!
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby obxbufflehead » Fri May 17, 2013 10:46 am

NuffDaddy wrote:
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ManlyMan wrote:Obx, is it illegal for me to talk to you? You ever seen the Adam sandler movie big daddy? I feel like him when the kid has to take a bath. Freaks me out.

Don't know why it would be illegal. But no, never seen that movie.

For the love of God, please tell me you've at least seen Happy Gilmore.

Yes. I've seen Happy Gilmore.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby assateague » Fri May 17, 2013 10:53 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:To each there own. I don't want my wife to work. Just raise chitlins.
FYI that's work. And more work than having a job


Oh for sure. I just someone home for my kids everyday. Just like there was someone for me.



I'm pretty sure your watch can stay home with your kids. Read the manual again.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Woody » Fri May 17, 2013 10:57 am

assateague wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:To each there own. I don't want my wife to work. Just raise chitlins.
FYI that's work. And more work than having a job


Oh for sure. I just someone home for my kids everyday. Just like there was someone for me.



I pretty sure your watch can stay home with your kids. Read the manual again.


Burn!
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby triplecurl » Fri May 17, 2013 11:03 am

Redbeard wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Hell yes. Think about Daisy Duke, Ellie Mae, etc....
bingo. Nothing turns me on more than a barefoot country girl in one of them summer dresses hanging laundry


Love some summer dresses.
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby triplecurl » Fri May 17, 2013 11:04 am

assateague wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:To each there own. I don't want my wife to work. Just raise chitlins.
FYI that's work. And more work than having a job


Oh for sure. I just someone home for my kids everyday. Just like there was someone for me.



I pretty sure your watch can stay home with your kids. Read the manual again.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Redbeard » Fri May 17, 2013 11:07 am

ManlyMan wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:To each there own. I don't want my wife to work. Just raise chitlins.
FYI that's work. And more work than having a job


Oh for sure. I just someone home for my kids everyday. Just like there was someone for me.
good for you. Momma Red stays home and raises my brood
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby BrewGUN » Thu May 30, 2013 7:56 pm

The soon to be mrs. brew
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Olly » Thu May 30, 2013 9:12 pm

Congrats man, you been engaged long?

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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby jehler » Thu May 30, 2013 9:19 pm

assateague wrote:
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rebelp74 wrote:20 bucks says I would win in a fight though.


Most of them were special forces or jet pilots prior...

A cosmonaut?



I've never heard of an astronaut who was SF. And most of them are about 5' 6".
you got a problem with 5'6" buddy?
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Re: Post your Wife/Girlfriend Thread

Postby Olly » Thu May 30, 2013 9:26 pm

By the 8th grade I was to tall to be an Astronaut. Really bummed me out.

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