fact of the day
Re: fact of the day
by assateague » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:49 pm
Bullshit. My semen is worth $200 a pop.
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:51 pm
Chemical/Compound/Elemental wise it isn't worth beans.
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Re: fact of the day
by DeadEye_Dan » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:55 pm
Horse shit.
My sperm has the ability to create a human in 24-35 weeks. You need a baby?? How fast do you want it??
My sperm has the ability to create a human in 24-35 weeks. You need a baby?? How fast do you want it??
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Re: fact of the day
by jehler » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:22 am
chuck Norris fears BOWMAGBootlipkiller wrote:Bow mags are deadlier then cancer.
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Re: fact of the day
by Tomkat » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:40 am
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Horse shit.
My sperm has the ability to create a human in 24-35 weeks. You need a baby?? How fast do you want it??
You need to figure out how to get the government to pay you for your special baby making talents.
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Re: fact of the day
by Feelin' Fowl » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:00 am
jehler wrote:chuck Norris fears BOWMAGBootlipkiller wrote:Bow mags are deadlier then cancer.
Bullshit. Chuck Norris shoots bowmag from his bum.
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Re: fact of the day
by Woody » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:04 am
Feelin' Fowl wrote:jehler wrote:chuck Norris fears BOWMAGBootlipkiller wrote:Bow mags are deadlier then cancer.
Bullshit. Chuck Norris shoots bowmag from his bum.
That's kind of gay.
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Re: fact of the day
by Feelin' Fowl » Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:26 am
Woody wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:jehler wrote:chuck Norris fears BOWMAGBootlipkiller wrote:Bow mags are deadlier then cancer.
Bullshit. Chuck Norris shoots bowmag from his bum.
That's kind of gay.
It's Chuck Norris. Of course it's gay...
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Re: fact of the day
by rebelp74 » Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:54 pm
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Woody wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:jehler wrote:chuck Norris fears BOWMAGBootlipkiller wrote:Bow mags are deadlier then cancer.
Bullshit. Chuck Norris shoots bowmag from his bum.
That's kind of gay.
It's Chuck Norris. He makes it not gay...
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Re: fact of the day
by Bootlipkiller » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:01 pm
Woody wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:jehler wrote:chuck Norris fears BOWMAGBootlipkiller wrote:Bow mags are deadlier then cancer.
Bullshit. Chuck Norris shoots bowmag from his bum.
That's kind of gay.
Illinois!
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Re: fact of the day
by Feelin' Fowl » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:49 pm
Bootlipkiller wrote:Woody wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:jehler wrote:chuck Norris fears BOWMAGBootlipkiller wrote:Bow mags are deadlier then cancer.
Bullshit. Chuck Norris shoots bowmag from his bum.
That's kind of gay.
Illinois!
Illinois is full of ignorant democrats.
California is full of wing setter blowing, butt plug using, man juice drinking, homosexuals.
Get it right Boot!
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Re: fact of the day
by rebelp74 » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:26 pm
You said wing setter.(said in butthead voice from beavis and butthead)Reinstate TomKat
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Re: fact of the day
by Bootlipkiller » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:45 pm
All the gay Californians moved here from Illinois, plus your people gave rise to the Obama! 
you leave the wing setter out of this!
you leave the wing setter out of this!AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:32 pm
One for Jim.
The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:08 pm
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Re: fact of the day
by capt1972 » Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:27 pm
assateague wrote:99.6% of the people who read that just pinched their elbow.
50/50
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:04 pm
The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
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Re: fact of the day
by assateague » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:09 pm
If you don't have a can opener, just rub the top of the can on a cinder block, curb, sidewalk, something concrete. When you see a little bit of moisture on the block, like the can is leaking, you're done. Flip it over, and you can put the tip of a knife in there and pop the lid right off. Only takes a little longer than using a can opener, and no risk of gouging your hand with a knife.
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Re: fact of the day
by Woody » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:54 pm
assateague wrote:If you don't have a can opener, just rub the top of the can on a cinder block, curb, sidewalk, something concrete. When you see a little bit of moisture on the block, like the can is leaking, you're done. Flip it over, and you can put the tip of a knife in there and pop the lid right off. Only takes a little longer than using a can opener, and no risk of gouging your hand with a knife.
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Re: fact of the day
by BrewGUN » Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:29 am
assateague wrote:If you don't have a can opener, just rub the top of the can on a cinder block, curb, sidewalk, something concrete. When you see a little bit of moisture on the block, like the can is leaking, you're done. Flip it over, and you can put the tip of a knife in there and pop the lid right off. Only takes a little longer than using a can opener, and no risk of gouging your hand with a knife.
In case I get lost in Suburbia hell? Pretty sure whenever ive needed a can opener, im no where near a sidewalk, cinderblock or curbs. You playing the homeless card now and sittin on curbs for extra money?
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Re: fact of the day
by assateague » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:05 am
You can use a big rock, too, y'know. I figured the concept would translate, but maybe not
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Re: fact of the day
by BrewGUN » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:10 am
assateague wrote:You can use a big rock, too, y'know. I figured the concept would translate, but maybe not
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:13 pm
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
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Re: fact of the day
by assateague » Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:09 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
Everybody knows there's no mules in Africa.
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Re: fact of the day
by 3legged_lab » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:31 am
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Re: fact of the day
by The Duck Hammer » Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:27 am
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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