TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Tomkat]

I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?

[Bootlipkiller]

I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?

And 2990 of them were you!

[Tomkat]

I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?

And 2990 of them were you!

Aren't you supposed to be fishing for cat food?

If I recall, you had a few posts here

[Bootlipkiller]

I don't get the first one.

And yes that's why I said 2990 duh!:lol:

[Tomkat]

I don't get the first one.

And yes that's why I said 2990 duh!:lol:

If you were fishing you wouldnt be here fucking with my beautiful haiku thread. Cat food is....fish. I cant stand to eat fish.

[Bootlipkiller]

I don't get the first one.

And yes that's why I said 2990 duh!:lol:

If you were fishing you wouldnt be here fucking with my beautiful haiku thread. Cat food is....fish. I cant stand to eat fish.

Ha! I had to go to work today to support my habits.

[Tomkat]

Any chance Boot you could honor us with a haiku that tells us what its like to be a LEO?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Bad Boys, watcha gon
Watcha gon do, when sheriff
John Brown come for you

[Bootlipkiller]

Any chance Boot you could honor us with a haiku that tells us what its like to be a LEO?

Not a chance!

[Tomkat]

Any chance Boot you could honor us with a haiku that tells us what its like to be a LEO?

Not a chance!

OK, how about the struggles that poor lady has you photographed?

[Woody]

I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?

You don't like my avatar?

[Bootlipkiller]

Any chance Boot you could honor us with a haiku that tells us what its like to be a LEO?

Not a chance!

OK, how about the struggles that poor lady has you photographed?

She's got 99 problems and brushing her teeth ain't one of them.

[Tomkat]

See? Great haiku material

[Bootlipkiller]

See? Great haiku material

No!
5
7
5

[assateague]

Greasy shits today.
Nothing but a porta-John
#wontnofunatall

[Feelin' Fowl]

I like it Reb

Woody, time for a do-over. I dont wanna see that shit over and over on here.

As a side note, this thread has OVER 3,000 VIEWS!!

Are you proud Olly?

You don't like my avatar?

NO! CHANGE IT PLEASE!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[Tomkat]

Work

The job is a bitch
Many problems, nagging, shitty
Still need the bitch

[Fowlplay]

still not a fan

[Tomkat]

No one is. Thats how this thread got 3000 views


All better now!

[Fowlplay]

No one is. Thats how this thread got 3000 views


All better now!

those numbers dont lie

[Tomkat]

Its all in fun

[Tomkat]

Silver Mallard

Sleek and strong
Much promise for duck season
Need to test more

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Pull the trigger, listen for BANG!
Dead ducks and geese

[aunt betty]

I never quite new
Just what is a dumb haiku?
Until I met you

[Tomkat]

I never quite new
Just what is a dumb haiku?
Until I met you

Ha ha! Funny and it rhymes

[Tomkat]

Gold bond for Tripod

Cool relief on the sack
Many problems go away after application
Why do you not know this?

[Tomkat]

Time moves forward
never standing still, in motion
never enough time

[Tomkat]

Everything but duck hunting

BBQ, nutsacks, bitches
Working on brakes, recruiting
Old TV shows, New movies

[aunt betty]

Milo...fucking NO!!!!
My dog's breath smells like cat shit
Fucking cat shit breath

[Tomkat]

Dogs like cat shit
I have told brandy not to
she will alway eat cat shit

[Tomkat]

Monday come, it sucks
Back to work, more responsability
Rather work on boat