fact of the day

[jmitch]

If elected green label mod my first course of action will be to remove the one word bastard. FACT!

Is that a FACT?

Should I say it twice?

That would be nice

[The Duck Hammer]

If elected green label mod my first course of action will be to remove the one word bastard. FACT!

50/50

[The Duck Hammer]

Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.

[Mornin Beef]

Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.

youre thinking of microwaves

[The Duck Hammer]

Butterflies taste with their feet...

[capt1972]

The one word thread is still here!

[jarbo03]

If your aunt had nuts, she'd be your uncle.

[jmitch]

If your aunt had nuts, she'd be your uncle.

Very true. Did you know that people first started commonly refering to their balls as nuts in the early 1940's when balls were calls nuts on a radio program by accident? I think they were talking about some kind of farm animal? not sure..

[The Duck Hammer]

Before 1920, its was technically legal to send children through the mail.

[The Duck Hammer]

The ”f-word” was first printed in English in 1475.

[The Duck Hammer]

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!

[capt1972]

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!

I do this all the time

[AKPirate]

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!

I do this all the time

Same thing with drapes in the bathroom...

[capt1972]

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!

I do this all the time

Same thing with drapes in the bathroom...

I've got blinds, but they are good for digging deep on certain occasions

[AKPirate]

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!

I do this all the time

Same thing with drapes in the bathroom...

I've got blinds, but they are good for digging deep on certain occasions

You only know one speed and that's full on gas isn't it?

[capt1972]

Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!

I do this all the time

Same thing with drapes in the bathroom...

I've got blinds, but they are good for digging deep on certain occasions

You only know one speed and that's full on gas isn't it?

ummm....pretty much

[jarbo03]

If your aunt had nuts, she'd be your uncle.

Very true. Did you know that people first started commonly refering to their balls as nuts in the early 1940's when balls were calls nuts on a radio program by accident? I think they were talking about some kind of farm animal? not sure..

I did not know that. Thanks for giving me the low down on some testicles.

[jmitch]

If your aunt had nuts, she'd be your uncle.

Very true. Did you know that people first started commonly refering to their balls as nuts in the early 1940's when balls were calls nuts on a radio program by accident? I think they were talking about some kind of farm animal? not sure..

I did not know that. Thanks for giving me the low down on some testicles.

That name came from a really old doctor name testi clevin.. they named them after he died because of his work I guess

[The Duck Hammer]

Fireworks have been banned in New York since 1940

[The Duck Hammer]

In 1856, Massachusetts was the last existing state to declare Christmas a legal holiday.

[The Duck Hammer]

Donkey Kong got his name because creator, Shigeru Miyamoto thought "donkey" meant "stupid" in English.

[The Duck Hammer]

The human brain is about 75% water.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

The human brain is about 75% water.

i swear some people have a higher percentage.

[Bootlipkiller]

MT is 99% full of hot air.

[The Duck Hammer]

[aunt betty]

Nope. I count what I think is half, and multiply by two. Either my number is accepted, and it doesn't matter anymore, or someone disputes it, counts them all to prove me wrong, and then it doesn't matter anymore. Either way,, the chickens are counted, and I only spent half the time doing it.

inventory specialist. ..

[aunt betty]

The colored butter thing is bs. When my parents were kids, margarine came with a package of yellow food coloring. Why? The dairy people lobbied and had a law made that prevented margarine producers from coloring their product. That is the fact of the day.

[aunt betty]

Buy some whipping cream and make butter. You'll see.

[hudson]

No matter where you go there you are

[capt1972]

Assa lives in a fucked up state