Random daily facts

[aunt betty]

Whishkey. Hard cider is wine wannabes.

[RonE]

You boys can keep that apple shit. I can't even make it through one before its at the "too sweet" stage.

X2

[RonE]

You boys can keep that apple shit. I can't even make it through one before its at the "too sweet" stage.

Some ciders ate good, that shock top shit isn't cider though and tastes terrible. Come to think of it, I don't recall liking anything from shock top, artificial flavored have no place in beer!

artificial flavored have no place in beer

Exactly!

[assateague]

Gonna try making brandy today. Fact.

[3legged_lab]

Gonna try making brandy today. Fact.

Dont use any artificial flavors

[assateague]

[AKPirate]

Any bets it will be sour?

[Bootlipkiller]

Any bets it will be sour?

Is Betty making it?

[GadwallGetter530]

Any bets it will be sour?

Is Betty making it?

Thats funny....MKay!!!:lol::mrgreen:

[Southern_Pistol]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

[Eric Haynes]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Is it homosexual or bisexual? I think humans are rapidly approaching this fact.

[aunt betty]

Obese humans are heavier that the biggest primate. ...gorilla.
If you weigh more than 550 pounds you are heavier than a male gorilla.

[Eric Haynes]

Obese humans are heavier that the biggest primate. ...gorilla.
If you weigh more than 550 pounds you are heavier than a male gorilla.

The Wii tells me I am obese.

[aunt betty]

Obese humans are heavier that the biggest primate. ...gorilla.
If you weigh more than 550 pounds you are heavier than a male gorilla.

The Wii tells me I am obese.

You're that bear guy Merlin was trying to find on Amish mafia....Amish black bear

[huntall6]

An apple corer makes a shitty pear peeler. Fact

[ohioduck]

Obese humans are heavier that the biggest primate. ...gorilla.
If you weigh more than 550 pounds you are heavier than a male gorilla.

The Wii tells me I am obese.

Fuck the Wii, told me me the same thing.

[Eric Haynes]

Obese humans are heavier that the biggest primate. ...gorilla.
If you weigh more than 550 pounds you are heavier than a male gorilla.

The Wii tells me I am obese.

Fuck the Wii, told me me the same thing.

I guess they never programmed "strapping young lad" into the system

[ohioduck]

Obese humans are heavier that the biggest primate. ...gorilla.
If you weigh more than 550 pounds you are heavier than a male gorilla.

The Wii tells me I am obese.

Fuck the Wii, told me me the same thing.

I guess they never programmed "strapping young lad" into the system

It was programmed by 5 foot Asians. they think all Americans are obese. I'd weigh 50 pounds too if all I ate was rice and raw fish.

[bill herian]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Is it homosexual or bisexual? I think humans are rapidly approaching this fact.

Bisexuality is very rare in humans.

The whole bat things makes sense.

[ohioduck]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Is it homosexual or bisexual? I think humans are rapidly approaching this fact.

Bisexuality is very rare in humans.

The whole bat things makes sense.

Shit. I have to buy sex all the time. Buy the wife shoes ,dinner ,wine just to try to get laid.

[Eric Haynes]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Is it homosexual or bisexual? I think humans are rapidly approaching this fact.

Bisexuality is very rare in humans.

The whole bat things makes sense.

So you believe that there is a large population of bats that only bang other male bats? I'd bet while they are pounding away on a lot of other dudes, they are still breeding with females on the occasion, making them bi.

[RonE]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Is it homosexual or bisexual? I think humans are rapidly approaching this fact.

Mostly ding-bats, I would say.

[aunt betty]

There were two mallard ducks in my tiny little back yard pond this morning. The pond is 6'x3' ....a hot tub size.

[RonE]

Obese humans are heavier that the biggest primate. ...gorilla.
If you weigh more than 550 pounds you are heavier than a male gorilla.

The Wii tells me I am obese.

Fuck the Wii, told me me the same thing.

I guess they never programmed "strapping young lad" into the system

It was programmed by 5 foot Asians. they think all Americans are obese. I'd weigh 50 pounds too if all I ate was rice and raw fish.

The Wii is not a true test. The magic eight ball is the only true test.

[aunt betty]

Obese humans are heavier that the biggest primate. ...gorilla.
If you weigh more than 550 pounds you are heavier than a male gorilla.

The Wii tells me I am obese.

Fuck the Wii, told me me the same thing.

I guess they never programmed "strapping young lad" into the system

It was programmed by 5 foot Asians. they think all Americans are obese. I'd weigh 50 pounds too if all I ate was rice and raw fish.

IN 1978 went shopping for clothes at the Sears in Fairbanks Alaska. Put a shirt on and the clerk said "bend your arms and see how it fits" RIP.
TORE both elbows out. Looked at tag and it said...
MADE IN KOREA.

[Eric Haynes]

[quote="aunt betty"]Obese humans are heavier that the biggest primate. ...gorilla.
If you weigh more than 550 pounds you are heavier than a male gorilla.

The Wii tells me I am obese.

Fuck the Wii, told me me the same thing.

I guess they never programmed "strapping young lad" into the system

It was programmed by 5 foot Asians. they think all Americans are obese. I'd weigh 50 pounds too if all I ate was rice and raw fish.

IN 1978 went shopping for clothes at the Sears in Fairbanks Alaska. Put a shirt on and the clerk said "bend your arms and see how it fits" RIP.
TORE both elbows out. Looked at tag and it said...
MADE IN KOREA.[/quote]

I bet that was just because you had massive cannons

[ohioduck]

[assateague]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Is "male bats" slang for "Californians"?

[aunt betty]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Is "male bats" slang for "Californians"?

Live in a twin-city called Champaign- Urbana. Urbana is one of the top five gay communities to live in. I tend to stay over in Champaign...am a homophobe.

[bill herian]

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Is it homosexual or bisexual? I think humans are rapidly approaching this fact.

Bisexuality is very rare in humans.

The whole bat things makes sense.

So you believe that there is a large population of bats that only bang other male bats? I'd bet while they are pounding away on a lot of other dudes, they are still breeding with females on the occasion, making them bi.

I'm not sure what I believe about bats, Eric. I haven't really thought about sexuality in bats until this morning. I know that I don't judge what bats do in the privacy of their cave. Nor do I pretend to understand what goes on in their little bat craniums. It's dark, you can't see anything, you're all huddled together. Stuff is gonna get put places you might not have wanted it to go.

What I was trying to say is that true bisexuality is very rare in humans. Lots of people are "bi-curious", but its not the same as bisexuality in terms of brain chemistry.