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Re: Random daily facts

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:51 am

bill herian wrote:
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Southern_Pistol wrote:Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.


Is it homosexual or bisexual? I think humans are rapidly approaching this fact.


Bisexuality is very rare in humans.

The whole bat things makes sense.


So you believe that there is a large population of bats that only bang other male bats? I'd bet while they are pounding away on a lot of other dudes, they are still breeding with females on the occasion, making them bi.


I'm not sure what I believe about bats, Eric. I haven't really thought about sexuality in bats until this morning. I know that I don't judge what bats do in the privacy of their cave. Nor do I pretend to understand what goes on in their little bat craniums. It's dark, you can't see anything, you're all huddled together. Stuff is gonna get put places you might not have wanted it to go.

What I was trying to say is that true bisexuality is very rare in humans. Lots of people are "bi-curious", but its not the same as bisexuality in terms of brain chemistry.

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Re: Random daily facts

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:54 am

bill herian wrote:
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Southern_Pistol wrote:Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.


Is it homosexual or bisexual? I think humans are rapidly approaching this fact.


Bisexuality is very rare in humans.

The whole bat things makes sense.


So you believe that there is a large population of bats that only bang other male bats? I'd bet while they are pounding away on a lot of other dudes, they are still breeding with females on the occasion, making them bi.


I'm not sure what I believe about bats, Eric. I haven't really thought about sexuality in bats until this morning. I know that I don't judge what bats do in the privacy of their cave. Nor do I pretend to understand what goes on in their little bat craniums. It's dark, you can't see anything, you're all huddled together. Stuff is gonna get put places you might not have wanted it to go.

What I was trying to say is that true bisexuality is very rare in humans. Lots of people are "bi-curious", but its not the same as bisexuality in terms of brain chemistry.


I hear you about humans. I just think animals breed...simple as that. My dog tries throwing his pecker into any dog from time to time, regardless of sex. I really don't think he has a clue about his homosexual tendencies
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby bill herian » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:55 am

Eric Haynes wrote:I hear you about humans. I just think animals breed...simple as that. My dog tries throwing his pecker into any dog from time to time, regardless of sex. I really don't think he has a clue about his homosexual tendencies


Or its just an act of solidarity. :o
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby Southern_Pistol » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:14 am

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Eric Haynes wrote:I hear you about humans. I just think animals breed...simple as that. My dog tries throwing his pecker into any dog from time to time, regardless of sex. I really don't think he has a clue about his homosexual tendencies


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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:16 am

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:16 am

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:17 am

There is approximately one chicken for every human being in the world.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:18 am

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:19 am

ohioduck wrote:There is approximately one chicken for every human being in the world.


This is complete and utter bullshit.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:19 am

Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby bill herian » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:22 am

ohioduck wrote:There is approximately one chicken for every human being in the world.


That's simply a preposterous statement.

The number fluctuates tremendously from minute to minute, but there is almost always 3-5 chickens for every person in the world.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:24 am

I got it off the internet, it has to be true. Here Bill you and the UN agree on something

THE world's average stock of chickens is almost 19 billion, or three per person, according to statistics from the UN's Food and Agriculture Organisation
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:27 am

bill herian wrote:
ohioduck wrote:There is approximately one chicken for every human being in the world.


That's simply a preposterous statement.

The number fluctuates tremendously from minute to minute, but there is almost always 3-5 chickens for every person in the world.


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Re: Random daily facts

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:31 am

I have 13 chickens.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:31 am

3legged_lab wrote:I have 13 chickens.


I have 99 until Thursday. Then they're getting the AX. :mrgreen:
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:36 am

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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:36 am

The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotam-eteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokai-whenu a kitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:01 am

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Re: Random daily facts

Postby Southern_Pistol » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:27 am

ohioduck wrote:A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



Well shit. If reincarnation is real I wanna come back as a pig!
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:29 am

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ohioduck wrote:A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



Well shit. If reincarnation is real I wanna come back as a pig!

I think it meant male pigs have 30 minute gasms.
The females take 45 minutes just to get their hair right...:)
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby Southern_Pistol » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:31 am

aunt betty wrote:
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ohioduck wrote:A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



Well shit. If reincarnation is real I wanna come back as a pig!

I think it meant male pigs have 30 minute gasms.
The females take 45 minutes just to get their hair right...:)



The question is how long it takes to get there. Might to too much work. But still impressive.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:33 am

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ohioduck wrote:A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



Well shit. If reincarnation is real I wanna come back as a pig!

I think it meant male pigs have 30 minute gasms.
The females take 45 minutes just to get their hair right...:)



The question is how long it takes to get there. Might to too much work. But still impressive.

Makes me want a couple pot belly pigs to watch n see. Pig porn. lol
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby RonE » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:50 am

3legged_lab wrote:I have 13 chickens.


Yeah? Well you may not know it but AT has a welder....
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:52 am

Southern_Pistol wrote:
ohioduck wrote:A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



Well shit. If reincarnation is real I wanna come back as a pig!

Yup, you'll fit in just fine here.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:53 am

RonE wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I have 13 chickens.


Yeah? Well you may not know it but AT has a welder....

No AT has a microwave with an incredible short.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby Southern_Pistol » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:59 am

3legged_lab wrote:
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ohioduck wrote:A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



Well shit. If reincarnation is real I wanna come back as a pig!

Yup, you'll fit in just fine here.


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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:05 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
RonE wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I have 13 chickens.


Yeah? Well you may not know it but AT has a welder....

No AT has a microwave with an incredible short.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:14 pm

. In Utah, it is against the law to fish from the back of a horse.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby ohioduck » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:14 pm

17. Everyone on earth is born with the ability to wiggle their ears, but if you don’t learn how early on, the muscle atrophies and you can’t learn any longer.
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Re: Random daily facts

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:15 pm

RonE wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I have 13 chickens.


Yeah? Well you may not know it but AT has a welder....



I swear on all that is holy that I was just getting ready to post that. Thanks for having my back, Ron.
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