My vacation starts...

[Flightstopper]

How can someone be morally opposed to titties? Shaking. In your face.

[jehler]

Damn Red 6 weeks? I thought the 3 weeks I'm getting ready to take was a long time. My time doesn't start until I get off work Sunday morning. Actually, I'll be down there in Cali some time next week and through Christmas.

yup. Never taken this much consecutive time off. Where in Cali you gonna be?

No mans land, south. My daughter lives near San Diego.

San Diego... Never been there too many people.

It means "whale's vagina".

Discovered by the Germans

[obxbufflehead]

[quote="obxbuffleheadGo work as a waitress or something if you want to work your way through college.

But you don't make as much money! It's called capitalism. Duh!!![/quote]
Well if your looking at it that way then they could go sell drugs, be a prostitute, go to a brothel. All making more money than a stripper.[/quote]
You shut your mouth! Shut it right now! Don't talk bad about something you've never even tried. Strippers can be a great time. One of my fondest under age memories was going in the titty bar through the back door and hanging in the dressing room with the girls waiting for "a friend" to get off work.[/quote]
Yeah. I believe that.

[3legged_lab]

I used to take her to Denny's then she'd take me to tuna town.

[obxbufflehead]

I used to take her to Denny's then she'd take me to tuna town.

Yeah that probably was tuna town.

[Flightstopper]

I used to take her to Denny's then she'd take me to tuna town.

Yeah that probably was tuna town.

BURN!! No, not ox's "retort"

[Tiler_J]

I used to take her to Denny's then she'd take me to tuna town.

Yeah that probably was tuna town.

When you get a girl to take you to tuna town, you will understand.

[3legged_lab]

Didnt say I took her home to meet momma.



I already told you guys my compass has been broken for years.

[Flightstopper]

Didnt say I took her home to meet momma.



I already told you guys my compass has been broken for years.

Couldn't ever get mine to point "north" either.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Enjoy the time!

[obxbufflehead]

Didnt say I took her home to meet momma.



I already told you guys my compass has been broken for years.

Never said you did.

[obxbufflehead]

I used to take her to Denny's then she'd take me to tuna town.

Yeah that probably was tuna town.

When you get a girl to take you to tuna town, you will understand.

Ok got it.

[Tiler_J]

I used to take her to Denny's then she'd take me to tuna town.

Yeah that probably was tuna town.

When you get a girl to take you to tuna town, you will understand.

Ok got it.

No, you don't. But some day you will.

[3legged_lab]

Do you think your parents would approve of the "education" you're getting here?

[obxbufflehead]

Do you think your parents would approve of the "education" you're getting here?

Probably not. But got to learn it some way.

[3legged_lab]

This is the only way I could get a compass that points north.

[obxbufflehead]

This is the only way I could get a compass that points north.

That's a hairy leg.

[Bootlipkiller]

I remember my first trip too the strip club, it was in a town called Chico, some of you may have heard of it. It's a college town.

It's was my 18 th birthday and me and gadwall and another buddy had a great morning duck hunt with limits then it was off too work till 10 pm, got off work the guys took me to the strip club, got home at 2 am and farked the hell out of my 20 year old girlfriend. It was a damn good day!

[3legged_lab]

This is the only way I could get a compass that points north.

That's a hairy leg.

I'm a grown up.

[obxbufflehead]

This is the only way I could get a compass that points north.

That's a hairy leg.

I'm a grown up.

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How's that?

[Bootlipkiller]

Ok now it's getting gay.

[huntfishnv]

Ok now it's getting gay.

True that.

[QH's Paw]

Ok now it's getting gay.

Very!

[obxbufflehead]

Success.

[3legged_lab]

This is the only way I could get a compass that points north.

That's a hairy leg.

I'm a grown up.

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How's that?

Not one single tattoo.

[3legged_lab]

Ok now it's getting gay.

Wanna see my elephant ear tattoos?

[obxbufflehead]

This is the only way I could get a compass that points north.

That's a hairy leg.

I'm a grown up.

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How's that?

Not one single tattoo.

Duh. I'm 16. And there will never be one either. There the stupidest thing. What are you going to say when your 75-80-85 and your legs are covered in tats? "Damn that was a bad idea I had when I was younger. They look stupid now."

[3legged_lab]

Keep telling me the same thing you've been brainwashed with like I've never heard it before. At 85 years old (if I make it that long) Im sure my body will be a picture of beauty, with all the wrinkles and and age marks and and what not. Odds are at that age if my pants are down I've probably got bigger problems to deal with.

My tattoos are like my CC, you'll only see them if I want you to see them.

[obxbufflehead]

Keep telling me the same thing you've been brainwashed with like I've never heard it before. At 85 years old (if I make it that long) Im sure my body will be a picture of beauty, with all the wrinkles and and age marks and and what not. Odds are at that age if my pants are down I've probably got bigger problems to deal with.

My tattoos are like my CC, you'll only see them if I want you to see them.

No I came up with that by myself. Haven't been brainwashed. I thought those were on your lower leg.

[Bootlipkiller]

Ok now it's getting gay.

Wanna see my elephant ear tattoos?

Not a chance.