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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby assateague » Sat May 11, 2013 2:46 pm

I don't want to fuck up my landscaping. I'd hate to have to plant all new trees, especially when these have been growing for about 100 years.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby waterfowlman » Sat May 11, 2013 2:52 pm

Most bears are chickenshits, scared of their own shadows. Just carry a three pound hammer on your belt. Bash him over the head if he gets too close for comfort. :lol:
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat May 11, 2013 3:09 pm

waterfowlman wrote:Most bears are chickenshits, scared of their own shadows. Just carry a three pound hammer on your belt. Bash him over the head if he gets too close for comfort. :lol:

Is that your 'ant killin' hammer?
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby jehler » Sat May 11, 2013 4:09 pm

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jehler wrote:Wouldn't dare use a bow mag in that situation, couldn't risk the exploding tip knocking the damn tree down with you in it

Pure stupidity. Why dont you go outside and shoot a tree with a .357 and see what happens. Then take that "carnage," reduce it by half and then you will understand the power of a bow mag.

Even at half of that I wouldn't want to be in that tree, rather take the bear with my fists than risk this kind of carnage

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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby rebelp74 » Sat May 11, 2013 4:17 pm

Damn
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby jehler » Sat May 11, 2013 4:18 pm

Power of the bow mag dude, it's for realz, I'm super cereal
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby rebelp74 » Sat May 11, 2013 4:19 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby assateague » Sat May 11, 2013 4:38 pm

This is what they do to small bears


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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby jehler » Sat May 11, 2013 4:47 pm

I'll bet you were only using a .38, 357 would shattered that rock
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby assateague » Sat May 11, 2013 4:52 pm

.22. When you have all that focused energy in the arrow shaft behind the bullet, it doesn't take much to make a big explosion. Focused, directed energy.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby AKPirate » Sat May 11, 2013 4:55 pm

I have heard North Korea is experimenting with nuclear tipped bowmags. That won't be pretty.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby assateague » Sat May 11, 2013 4:57 pm

No, it won't.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby Woody » Sat May 11, 2013 5:57 pm

I see your bear and raise you a lion.



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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby waterfowlman » Sat May 11, 2013 6:17 pm

That first one was great Woody!! The second one I had already seen but is still amazing footage.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby one2many » Sat May 11, 2013 6:46 pm

Redbeard wrote:
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had an outfit like this but it was a sheep. two years ago a local news team was out doing a show a a friends place. during one part of the interview you can could see me in the back side of the lambing barn just working that sheep over pretty hard.made the 6 oclock be was edited out for the 10 o clock :D
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby waterfowlman » Sat May 11, 2013 7:02 pm

I absolutely love the fucking Jackass crew. African safari!!

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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby Woody » Sat May 11, 2013 8:02 pm

waterfowlman wrote:That first one was great Woody!! The second one I had already seen but is still amazing footage.



The fact that there are people who want to hunt those beasts... Boggles my mind.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby Redbeard » Sat May 11, 2013 8:43 pm

one2many wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ImageUploadedByTapatalk1368285987.821940.jpg

had an outfit like this but it was a sheep. two years ago a local news team was out doing a show a a friends place. during one part of the interview you can could see me in the back side of the lambing barn just working that sheep over pretty hard.made the 6 oclock be was edited out for the 10 o clock :D
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby DC727 » Sat May 11, 2013 11:11 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I'm in IL. I can't believe we're still allowed to own firearms...

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I went to a hunting store to hold the new A5, had to have a foid card. I've never cussed so much. Also, there is 3 pretty girls here. I seen them together and they was from southern part. Fuck this state.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat May 11, 2013 11:14 pm

duckcommander727 wrote:
I went to a hunting store to hold the new A5, had to have a foid card. I've never cussed so much. Also, there is 3 pretty girls here. I seen them together and they was from southern part. Fuck this state.


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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby DC727 » Sat May 11, 2013 11:17 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
duckcommander727 wrote:
I went to a hunting store to hold the new A5, had to have a foid card. I've never cussed so much. Also, there is 3 pretty girls here. I seen them together and they was from southern part. **** this state.


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What part of the state are you in?
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat May 11, 2013 11:24 pm

I'm just outside of Aurora (about 40 miles west of Chitcago)

You?

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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby DC727 » Sat May 11, 2013 11:28 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I'm just outside of Aurora (about 40 miles west of Chitcago)

You?

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Scott afb, right outside St. Louis. We'll have to try and pull a hunt out this year.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat May 11, 2013 11:33 pm

First, thank you for your service. Second, I think that an out of state ID should have allowed you to handle a firearm, and if a military ID isn't enough on to of that, I hate this state even more...

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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat May 11, 2013 11:37 pm

duckcommander727 wrote:We'll have to try and pull a hunt out this year.


For sure. There are a lot of spots that are roughly in the middle, and I'm not opposed to a 6 hour drive for a duck hunt if we need to stay further south for your sake! :thumbsup:
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby DC727 » Sun May 12, 2013 12:45 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:First, thank you for your service. Second, I think that an out of state ID should have allowed you to handle a firearm, and if a military ID isn't enough on to of that, I hate this state even more...

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duckcommander727 wrote:We'll have to try and pull a hunt out this year.

Start hating more.
For sure. There are a lot of spots that are roughly in the middle, and I'm not opposed to a 6 hour drive for a duck hunt if we need to stay further south for your sake! :thumbsup:


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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby Botiz630 » Sun May 12, 2013 7:24 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:First, thank you for your service. Second, I think that an out of state ID should have allowed you to handle a firearm, and if a military ID isn't enough on to of that, I hate this state even more...

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This. I've handled a gun or two at stores in Illinois. You just have to tell them, "I live in a free state" and they leave you alone.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby DC727 » Sun May 12, 2013 7:26 am

Botiz630 wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:First, thank you for your service. Second, I think that an out of state ID should have allowed you to handle a firearm, and if a military ID isn't enough on to of that, I hate this state even more...

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This. I've handled a gun or two at stores in Illinois. You just have to tell them, "I live in a free state" and they leave you alone.


I said that, showed my SC id and military id, couldn't do it.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby Woody » Sun May 12, 2013 7:28 am

duckcommander727 wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:First, thank you for your service. Second, I think that an out of state ID should have allowed you to handle a firearm, and if a military ID isn't enough on to of that, I hate this state even more...

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.


This. I've handled a gun or two at stores in Illinois. You just have to tell them, "I live in a free state" and they leave you alone.


I said that, showed my SC id and military id, couldn't do it.


The clerk was wrong, next time ask for the manager.
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Re: Why I won't hunt bear...

Postby jehler » Sun May 12, 2013 7:32 am

Woody wrote:
duckcommander727 wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:First, thank you for your service. Second, I think that an out of state ID should have allowed you to handle a firearm, and if a military ID isn't enough on to of that, I hate this state even more...

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.


This. I've handled a gun or two at stores in Illinois. You just have to tell them, "I live in a free state" and they leave you alone.


I said that, showed my SC id and military id, couldn't do it.


The clerk was wrong, next time ask for the manager.
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