Breakfast in the boat/blind

[Tomkat]

Wadevva!

You can not board the Mary Frances with out a life vest, and I don't provide them.

The KKK knows all of this, they don't have a problem.

So what the rest of you drunken pirates matters.....Hmm? How much does it matter to me what you think? Thats a good one.....

How much of a fuck do you think I give at what anyone thinks, bootlipkilla, if you had to take a guess?

Something will kill me some day. It won't be duck hunting.

Uncle Earl was 66 years old, over weight with a bad heart. His skank about had a nervous break down over him dieing on her. I hope he got to shoot it.
Me and my (male) cousins, we all thought it was funny as shit. The sisters wouldnt allow her at the funeral, and I REALLY wanted to meet her.

[aunt betty]

Some said I must have a yacht to haul all the gear.
I haul on small skillet. A single burner coleman that is duel fuel. I also pack my camp toaster.
The food and everything fits into an old soft-sided tackle box that I took all the guts out of.
Y'all need to think primitive. VERY.
There is still room in there for 1/2 gallon of orange juice or sunny d.

Paper plates, a fork, egg turner, and some napkins complete the kit. All in one thing.
Nothing is better than. STEAMING hot food in the cold pre-LST hour. I have pics but they are on the pc.

[jehler]

Wadevva!

You can not board the Mary Frances with out a life vest, and I don't provide them.

The KKK knows all of this, they don't have a problem.

So what the rest of you drunken pirates matters.....Hmm? How much does it matter to me what you think? Thats a good one.....

How much of a fuck do you think I give at what anyone thinks, bootlipkilla, if you had to take a guess?

Something will kill me some day. It won't be duck hunting.

Uncle Earl was 66 years old, over weight with a bad heart. His skank about had a nervous break down over him dieing on her. I hope he got to shoot it.
Me and my (male) cousins, we all thought it was funny as shit. The sisters wouldnt allow her at the funeral, and I REALLY wanted to meet her.

i think you give more fucks than I have ever had, that's why your whining about it now. 50/50 chance Your going to die duck hunting because your in your boat drunk without a life vest

[aunt betty]

Time to re-post the gkr testing his boat thread.

[Bootlipkiller]

Wadevva!

You can not board the Mary Frances with out a life vest, and I don't provide them.

The KKK knows all of this, they don't have a problem.

So what the rest of you drunken pirates matters.....Hmm? How much does it matter to me what you think? Thats a good one.....

How much of a fuck do you think I give at what anyone thinks, bootlipkilla, if you had to take a guess?

Something will kill me some day. It won't be duck hunting.

Uncle Earl was 66 years old, over weight with a bad heart. His skank about had a nervous break down over him dieing on her. I hope he got to shoot it.
Me and my (male) cousins, we all thought it was funny as shit. The sisters wouldnt allow her at the funeral, and I REALLY wanted to meet her.

i think you give more fucks than I have ever had, that's why your whining about it now. 50/50 chance Your going to die duck hunting because your in your boat drunk without a life vest

This^^^^ long winded response says you care.

[Olly]

Something will kill me some day. It won't be duck hunting.

I'd consider myself a lucky man of I died doing something I loved.

I always make sure people that hunt with me bring a pfd for legal reasons. If they don't want to wear it it's on them. Grown men and all.

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[aunt betty]

I HAVE 4 (FOUR) PFD'S in my boat.
Telling a guy he can't go after he just drove 3-400 miles to get there...is NOT in my nature.
There is ONE guy that I would LOVE to tell him to jump off because he don't have a PFD.
Initials. J. D.
He is such a wussy. Can't swim and is terrified of water UNTIL HIS HAND IS ON THE TILLER. THEN HE'S RECKLESS AS HELL.

[jehler]

I have 4 anchors in my boat, telling a guy that I don't like he won't be coming home with us is in my nature

[aunt betty]

I have 4 anchors in my boat, telling a guy that I don't like he won't be coming home with us is in my nature

Ever try this one?
Get to the destination at the end of the boat ride in. Announce the ride in was free but it's $100/each to get a ride out.
Don't go over too well.

[Rick]

Might oughta choose such pigeons with care.

[Tomkat]

Yeah jehler, there is a 0 % chance of that. I mean, that silly ratio, 50/50

[Redbeard]

Wadevva!

You can not board the Mary Frances with out a life vest, and I don't provide them.

The KKK knows all of this, they don't have a problem.

So what the rest of you drunken pirates matters.....Hmm? How much does it matter to me what you think? Thats a good one.....

How much of a fuck do you think I give at what anyone thinks, bootlipkilla, if you had to take a guess?

Something will kill me some day. It won't be duck hunting.

Uncle Earl was 66 years old, over weight with a bad heart. His skank about had a nervous break down over him dieing on her. I hope he got to shoot it.
Me and my (male) cousins, we all thought it was funny as shit. The sisters wouldnt allow her at the funeral, and I REALLY wanted to meet her.

i think you give more fucks than I have ever had, that's why your whining about it now. 50/50 chance Your going to die duck hunting because your in your boat drunk without a life vest

yea folks who don't give a fuck let shit go and move on rather than argue it online with strangers

[Redbeard]

Yeah jehler, there is a 0 % chance of that. I mean, that silly ratio, 50/50

I'm gonna hunt with you some day...and you can damn well guarantee I'm sneaking booze on your life raft

[Tomkat]

Yeah jehler, there is a 0 % chance of that. I mean, that silly ratio, 50/50

I'm gonna hunt with you some day...and you can damn well guarantee I'm sneaking booze on your life raft

You are welcome anytime Brah

For your convenience a copy of Kansas Safe Boating will be provided to you. Please take the time to read the booklet and ask Captain TomKat if you are unclear on any of the rules. He can assist you with legal compliance.

As required by law, I will report any unsafe behavior or failure to adhere to safe boating practices to the proper authorities.

Other wise we would be at risk of hurting ourself or others.

Something is going to kill me. Its not going to be duck hunting (50/50)


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[(MT)Montanafowler]

Yeah jehler, there is a 0 % chance of that. I mean, that silly ratio, 50/50

I'm gonna hunt with you some day...and you can damn well guarantee I'm sneaking booze on your life raft

You are welcome anytime Brah

For your convenience a copy of Kansas Safe Boating will be provided to you. Please take the time to read the booklet and ask Captain TomKat if you are unclear on any of the rules. He can assist you with legal compliance.

As required by law, I will report any unsafe behavior or failure to adhere to safe boating practices to the proper authorities.

Other wise we would be at risk of hurting ourself or others.

Something is going to kill me. Its not going to be duck hunting (50/50)


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you need a mustache for people to respect your authorita

[Bootlipkiller]

Yeah jehler, there is a 0 % chance of that. I mean, that silly ratio, 50/50

I'm gonna hunt with you some day...and you can damn well guarantee I'm sneaking booze on your life raft

You are welcome anytime Brah

For your convenience a copy of Kansas Safe Boating will be provided to you. Please take the time to read the booklet and ask Captain TomKat if you are unclear on any of the rules. He can assist you with legal compliance.

As required by law, I will report any unsafe behavior or failure to adhere to safe boating practices to the proper authorities.

Other wise we would be at risk of hurting ourself or others.

Something is going to kill me. Its not going to be duck hunting (50/50)


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You can't drink in a boat according to Kansas state law?

[jehler]

Something in this thread reeks of pussy

[assateague]

Might be my finger.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Might be my finger.

[jehler]

Might be my finger.

wish iPhones had smell text

[assateague]

I do to. I would constantly text farts to my wife.

[Olly]

Tomkat you don't have any CG to worry about in KS. Drink up...

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[aunt betty]

The places I hunt have signs that say no alcohol allowed. That is the one thing they are very strict about. I suppose I'd let Red take in his hooch. There is such a thing called "professional courtesy" and somehow I think he'd get it.
I have a flask but nobody ever checked it before.

[jarbo03]

Plenty of Mr. green pants around though. On some of those cold days, would be nice to have a flask of anti freeze.

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[Tomkat]

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[Tomkat]

Hey great idea Jarbo. I own a flask


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[Feelin' Fowl]

No. I prefer Safety TK, over vulgar, angry TK.

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[rebelp74]

I'm happy now!

[Tomkat]

No. I prefer Safety TK, over vulgar, angry TK.

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Me too. Sorry you had to see that.


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[Tomkat]

Tomkat you don't have any CG to worry about in KS. Drink up...

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Will do Chief!


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