The 50/50™

[aunt betty]

If you are dumb enough to go to that new bank called AT's you will find the interest rate is 50 percent/weekly. Why? Because half the loans go default. Its 50/50 that you die before rhe loan is payed. 50/50 you get robbed in thel line to cash the check.
What are the odds that 50/50 is wrong? 50/50?
this is gunna hurt...
The odds of 50/50 being right are...1/4.Explain why...someone with a degree in math or science....answer me now.
The odds are 50/50 that the 50/50 cowd will puke on their shoes.
This is philosophy class..isnt it?

[Tomkat]

Excellent idea. I'll sell them all at cost to you guys. The more I think about this, the better it sounds.

If you really believe in your theory, you will get a 50/50 tattooed on your upper arm in bold 3" font.

But me down for a 2X

[3geese4me]

Excellent idea. I'll sell them all at cost to you guys. The more I think about this, the better it sounds.

Could I perhaps get a royalty check for my thoughts?

[assateague]

Sure. You can have 10% of my profits.

[3geese4me]

Sure. You can have 10% of my profits.

Going hunting on Sunday sounds like a better form of payment.

[assateague]

Deal.

[jehler]

When I woke up this morning I thought maybe I'll find underpants inside someone's wall..... 50/50 right?

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What the hell happened there? Someone try to repair a hole with underwear and a can of builder's foam?

longer story than I have time for now but yes, and a family of woodpeckers paid the price, very good for my business and bad for this guys wallet what we are finding

[Eric Haynes]

Deal.

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[aunt betty]

Send me two checks. Why? The 50/50 rule says I will lose one for sure. It also says there is a 50/50 chance of losing both. Fuck, to be safe...send four checks. I will cash one and you can BET on that.

[Eric Haynes]

Send me two checks. Why? The 50/50 rule says I will lose one for sure. It also says there is a 50/50 chance of losing both. Fuck, to be safe...send four checks. I will cash one and you can BET on that.

Appears some of you aren't grasping 50/50, still. He could send a million. Your outcome will still be 50/50.

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[aunt betty]

Send me two checks. Why? The 50/50 rule says I will lose one for sure. It also says there is a 50/50 chance of losing both. Fuck, to be safe...send four checks. I will cash one and you can BET on that.

Appears some of you aren't grasping 50/50, still. He could send a million. Your outcome will still be 50/50.

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I understand completely.
Your silly assed theory works perfectly everywhere until it matters. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Great piece of troll-work AT. You got plenty of sun screen?

Anytime you 50/50 guys want to do some serious gambling...I'm in.
Of course the odds are 50/50 that I will take all your $$$$$$$$. I LIKE them odds.

[Eric Haynes]

Send me two checks. Why? The 50/50 rule says I will lose one for sure. It also says there is a 50/50 chance of losing both. Fuck, to be safe...send four checks. I will cash one and you can BET on that.

Appears some of you aren't grasping 50/50, still. He could send a million. Your outcome will still be 50/50.

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I understand completely.
Your silly assed theory works perfectly everywhere until it matters. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Great piece of troll-work AT. You got plenty of sun screen?

Anytime you 50/50 guys want to do some serious gambling...I'm in.
Of course the odds are 50/50 that I will take all your $$$$$$$$. I LIKE them odds.

And 50/50 you leave on welfare. Ill play anytime you want.

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[Feelin' Fowl]

I think 50/50 is delicious...

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I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[aunt betty]

I think 50/50 is delicious...

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I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Squirt in disguise. So gay.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Excellent idea. I'll sell them all at cost to you guys. The more I think about this, the better it sounds.

There's a 50/50 chance that I came up with that idea first. I'll expect a share of the profits.

[assateague]

Heck, I'll give everybody 99% of the profits. But 99% of 0 is still 0.

[Eric Haynes]

Heck, I'll give everybody 99% of the profits. But 99% of 0 is still 0.

Surprised no one is arguing with you on that.

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[assateague]

[grizz18]

True story..just happened.

Fishing partner calls me up..

"Hey man, how you feel about the tournament Saturday? You like our chances"... I immediately smile .

Me-"We got a 50/50 chance of winning it."

HIm- "HA, I like your optimism. But really...what are you thinking..."

Me- "I've got a good feeling, but it doesn't change the fact thats its a 50/50 chance of winning"

HIm- "You're starting to come off stupid, if you're trying to make a point just fucking say it."

I explained Assa's 50/50 theory, and he said "You're a damn genius, I wish I had this knowledge back in my engineer classes. I would have mindfucked every professor there."

[assateague]

Grizz gets a free shirt.

[grizz18]

Grizz gets a free shirt.

Haha we've been talking about this tournament for a while and going back and forth since the weather has been strange, its an unusual tournament, first one of the year ect... finally after all the 50/50 talk...we're either gonna win it or not. Period.

[assateague]

I was serious about the free shirt. But you better take me up on it before I change my mind. I need to get Titz working on a design.

[grizz18]

I was serious about the free shirt. But you better take me up on it before I change my mind. I need to get Titz working on a design.

I'll take you up on that. I'll PP you for shipping at least.

[Tomkat]

Excellent idea. I'll sell them all at cost to you guys. The more I think about this, the better it sounds.

If you really believe in your theory, you will get a 50/50 tattooed on your upper arm in bold 3" font.

But me down for a 2X

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I talked to Billy Ray about your 50/50 tattie. Give him a call, he is expecting you.

[Goldfish]

Has anyone explained how this theory works 100% of the time, because within it's definition, it shouldn't work every time in that each time, there's only a 50% chance that it'll fully play out.

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[3geese4me]

Heck, I'll give everybody 99% of the profits. But 99% of 0 is still 0.

Which is why hunting on a sunday would be more profitable for me.

[The Duck Hammer]

Has anyone explained how this theory works 100% of the time, because within it's definition, it shouldn't work every time in that each time, there's only a 50% chance that it'll fully play out.

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Mind Blown....

[assateague]

Has anyone explained how this theory works 100% of the time, because within it's definition, it shouldn't work every time in that each time, there's only a 50% chance that it'll fully play out.

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You're wrong, but I don't have time to explain why right now. It will or it won't. Nobody mentioned "chances".

[Goldfish]

Has anyone explained how this theory works 100% of the time, because within it's definition, it shouldn't work every time in that each time, there's only a 50% chance that it'll fully play out.

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You're wrong, but I don't have time to explain why right now. It will or it won't. Nobody mentioned "chances".

lies. You are ducking out of it. By your definition, your theory will or won't work. Not much of a theory then.

It's like saying "it's opposite day"

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[Willie]

Grizz gets a free shirt.

Haha we've been talking about this tournament for a while and going back and forth since the weather has been strange, its an unusual tournament, first one of the year ect... finally after all the 50/50 talk...we're either gonna win it or not. Period.

You still gonna pass up the tourney next Saturday in Hobucken? Gonna be a great time. Good number of boats, fun people, cold beer, and a pig.