Donuts?

by **assateague** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:17 am

3legged_lab wrote:How many times you guys run that 3 wheeler up the back of one of your legs?

Oh I could wheelie for days on that thing.

Only twice. Once on the first day I had the 90, and again about a week later. That time pulled me off like a track on a dozer going around. :lol:

The lack of a suspension is what did me in a couple times, though. We used to run some power lines a few miles from the house where I grew up. Once, going down a big hill, I hit a little bump just wrong enough, which got the bounces started. I bounced, with ever increasing height, for about 100 yards down the hill before finally landing one with the front wheel crooked. The next 75 yards or so was on my shoulder, ass, and neck :lol:

I was only 12, and had a hard time hiding that one from the parents when I got home.

by **grizz18** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:05 pm

Britts Donuts...they're the shit.

by **Goldfish** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:41 pm

I was never taught how to slide vehicles. It's something I learned on my own, and nobody I know can do it better. It helps to have an s-10 with no weight in the back though for dry pavement clover leaf slides if you don't have a car powerful enough to maintain the slide.

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by **assateague** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:44 pm

Dunkin' Donuts is the shit. Supreme donuts of all the land. Raised donut with chocolate frosting and chopped peanuts. Bow down.

by **grizz18** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:50 pm

assateague wrote:Dunkin' Donuts is the shit. Supreme donuts of all the land. Raised donut with chocolate frosting and chopped peanuts. Bow down.

You've never had Britts.

by **assateague** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:01 pm

Never had gay sex, either. But I know I wouldn't like it as much as hetero sex.

by **assateague** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:02 pm

For the record, I had to proofread that about 17 times to make sure I wasn't accidentally fucking up the wording. Almost deleted it and said the hell with it a couple times. People don't forget shit around here.

by **grizz18** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:04 pm

assateague wrote:Never had gay sex, either. But I know I wouldn't like it as much as hetero sex.

50/50 chance you would.

by **assateague** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:22 pm

As uncomfortable as it may make me, that is the Law™

by **rebelp74** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:24 pm

Ha! You're half a fag!

by **MuddyWaterWarlock** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:31 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Ha! You're half a ****!

by **assateague** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:47 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Ha! You're half a fag!

So are you.

The Law™ has spoken.

by **jehler** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:55 pm

assateague wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:How many times you guys run that 3 wheeler up the back of one of your legs?

Oh I could wheelie for days on that thing.

Only twice. Once on the first day I had the 90, and again about a week later. That time pulled me off like a track on a dozer going around.

The lack of a suspension is what did me in a couple times, though. We used to run some power lines a few miles from the house where I grew up. Once, going down a big hill, I hit a little bump just wrong enough, which got the bounces started. I bounced, with ever increasing height, for about 100 yards down the hill before finally landing one with the front wheel crooked. The next 75 yards or so was on my shoulder, ass, and neck I was only 12, and had a hard time hiding that one from the parents when I got home.

one time I woke up with a neighbor lady screaming "are you alright" my head was between the gas tank and the ground my head wet with gas seeping out the vent in the chrome fill cap, I vaguely remember thinking I was going way to fast to turn as I came across that burn.....

The only thought in that situation that was solid as the rock of Gibraltar was "I hope she doesn't tell my ole man I'm not wearing my helmet"

by **assateague** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:12 pm

Same here! When I got back to where I had stashed my helmet, I scraped that bitch all over every rock and patch of dirt I could find to make it look like I had it on :lol:

by **jarbo03** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:17 pm

I never owned a helmet, this explains a lot!

Sent from a junk POS HTC with a kickstand

by **jehler** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:28 pm

assateague wrote::lol:

Same here! When I got back to where I had stashed my helmet, I scraped that bitch all over every rock and patch of dirt I could find to make it look like I had it on

lol for real, as we think a lot alike. One time when I broke the machine where I wasn't supposed to be I spent half a day pushing it to where I was allowed and pushing it down a ravine and running hole to tell the ole man how a tire blew out and it pulled me in. Got away with it to! The time I ran out if gas a county away I wasn't so lucky

by **assateague** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:29 pm

by **rebelp74** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:30 pm

assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Ha! You're half a fag!

So are you.

The Law™ has spoken.

Fuck Yo Law! (said in a Dave Chapelle being Rick James voice)

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:54 pm

assateague wrote:For the record, I had to proofread that about 17 times to make sure I wasn't accidentally fucking up the wording. Almost deleted it and said the hell with it a couple times. People don't forget shit around here.

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

by **aunt betty** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:35 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
assateague wrote:For the record, I had to proofread that about 17 times to make sure I wasn't accidentally fucking up the wording. Almost deleted it and said the hell with it a couple times. People don't forget shit around here.

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

pffft. How quickly we forget.
Two weeks ago is forgotten except for in the case of epic emu hunts.

by **Goldfish** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:27 pm

rebelp74 wrote:Ha! You're half a fag!

Wrong. There is a 50/50 chance he is, or he isn't. It's not half of it.

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by **rebelp74** » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:31 pm

Goldfish wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Ha! You're half a fag!

Wrong. There is a 50/50 chance he is, or he isn't. It's not half of it.

sent from a phancy fone

Calm down mr. all technical and shit.