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Re: Banking

Postby Tomkat » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:42 pm

ManlyMan wrote:So if you go to a casino or strip club ATM you get reimbursed for the 9 dollar "convenience fee" from your bank?


What is this casino you speak of? I do my gambling in the markets....

Strip club? I always take cash. As luck would have it, my bank has an ATM in the lobby of my building...so I never use any other ATM but my banks ATM.

I cant answer your question. I dont have any casino experience, and I get my naked titties on the WFF DD right here for......FREE!!!!!!

I am a cheap bastard DJJ. Nearly in the Assateague league of cheap.
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Re: Banking

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:54 pm

assateague wrote:I'm (***edit by mod)-rich every time I go in there with a tobacco tin full of change.


Pays my gas for trip to MT every year.

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Re: Banking

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:20 pm

I made one of my customers a smooth $1.1mln since I made my last post on this thread.

Evil son of a bitch that I am, I charged him $25 grand.

He giggled like a school girl.
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Re: Banking

Postby assateague » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:43 pm

I'm gonna start bootlegging shine. Fuck investments.
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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:52 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I made one of my customers a smooth $1.1mln since I made my last post on this thread.

Evil son of a bitch that I am, I charged him $25 grand.

He giggled like a school girl.
If your client gained assets...That means someone else lost them. Forgot about that huh?
Most likely many someones had to lose a little bit each. Proud of that too?
Redistribution of wealth towards the top is a banker's business. Good for you!
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Banking

Postby huntall6 » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:56 pm

goodkarmarising wrote:Heck yes it is. I will have 4 lines of credit closed down this year and am a recovering credit card user.


Nice! We got out of debt about 3 years ago. Still working on that pesky mortgage though. Dave Ramsey's program is a God send!
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Re: Banking

Postby assateague » Wed Jun 12, 2013 3:59 pm

aunt betty wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I made one of my customers a smooth $1.1mln since I made my last post on this thread.

Evil son of a bitch that I am, I charged him $25 grand.

He giggled like a school girl.
If your client gained assets...That means someone else lost them. Forgot about that huh?
Most likely many someones had to lose a little bit each. Proud of that too?
Redistribution of wealth towards the top is a banker's business. Good for you!



What the hell kind of logic is that? Based on your zero-sum reasoning, we should have no more money in the economy than we did in 1792.
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Re: Banking

Postby Tomkat » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:28 pm

aunt betty wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I made one of my customers a smooth $1.1mln since I made my last post on this thread.

Evil son of a bitch that I am, I charged him $25 grand.

He giggled like a school girl.
If your client gained assets...That means someone else lost them. Forgot about that huh?
Most likely many someones had to lose a little bit each. Proud of that too?
Redistribution of wealth towards the top is a banker's business. Good for you!


I think its time for someone to get a butt hurt report.
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Re: Banking

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:32 pm

aunt betty wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:I made one of my customers a smooth $1.1mln since I made my last post on this thread.

Evil son of a bitch that I am, I charged him $25 grand.

He giggled like a school girl.
If your client gained assets...That means someone else lost them. Forgot about that huh?
Most likely many someones had to lose a little bit each. Proud of that too?
Redistribution of wealth towards the top is a banker's business. Good for you!

Communist? Your new name is crazy Ivan.
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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:40 pm

It's more like this.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Banking

Postby assateague » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:42 pm

This you Betty?


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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:46 pm

assateague wrote:This you Betty?



You know better. Maybe after the governor signs the bill. You KNOW why he is stalling... to get his assets invested in it first.
DUH!

All for the lack of tupence.
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Re: Banking

Postby aunt betty » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:47 pm

I'll be part of railroads and shipping lines. Plantations of ripening tea... :lol:
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Re: Banking

Postby 3geese4me » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:48 pm

assateague wrote:This you Betty?




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Re: Banking

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:38 pm

aunt betty wrote:Too bad the city leaders wasted their money and got into a borrowing, bent over, position like the rest of us all. Terrible how banks own everything including the police officers badges. Pathetic and unacceptable.

I've only made it through the first page and I'm literally shaking my head in awe. Betty, you are talking so far out of your ass its incredible. Usually the conspiracy theorist pot heads have some kind of insight burried deep down somewhere in their barely coherent rambling, but yours doesn't.

By your logic the hindu running the gas station is to blame for the high price of diesel or the Exxon Valdez spill.
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Re: Banking

Postby ManlyMan » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:46 pm

Like a crack head gotta hold of da wrong stuff
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Re: Banking

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:52 pm

K?
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Re: Banking

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:03 pm

I just read through all this crap here. I'm not seeing anywhere that anyone is actually defending banks and banking community. Most of you are talking about returns on your investments(some of these may be through a bank, but, I don't see that). You're still ignoring the obvious. Even those of you who are talking about no cost checking.
Ok, here it is, since it seems that it's not obvious. The bank has your money, they're using it to make money. You have been left out of that transaction, in the case of simple saving and checking accounts.
The federal reserve is the banks, not the government. Hello!
So, why are you defending the bank who is holding your money and using it to factor with? If that isn't enough, they will make a good portion off any mistake you make on your checking, fair enough. When is the last time a bank made a mistake that they gave the "customer" a payment, with out legal action first. I'll tell you.....never.
What is so secure about a bank holding my money while infaltion and cost of living rise?

AB, for the record, in Oregon, it is the law that money must be counted to the customer. The only near exception is a coin machine and that too must be visible to the customer by law. The same stands true for retail stores. They are not allowed by law to hand you your money and say "here is $101.58", they must count it in front of you by law.
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Re: Banking

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:06 pm

Maybe I should have said no one is making a good case in defense of the bank.
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Re: Banking

Postby assateague » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:06 pm

Of course they make money with your money. That's what they do. That's like saying "a carpenter builds a house with lumber you bought". Yep, he sure does.
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Re: Banking

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:12 pm

assateague wrote:Of course they make money with your money. That's what they do. That's like saying "a carpenter builds a house with lumber you bought". Yep, he sure does.

So, if they are still making money with your money, why do they pay .01% on your savings. I'll tell you why, the Federal reserve has the interest rate at nothing. Ok, remember the federal reserve is the bank. :thumbsup:
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Re: Banking

Postby assateague » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:14 pm

I don't care if I make nothing on it. It's only in there to keep it "safe", and they don't charge me a dime for that privilege. More power to them if they can make money with mine. Only suckers try and make money through a bank account.
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Re: Banking

Postby ManlyMan » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:14 pm

3legged_lab wrote:K?
betty and bad dope makin him paranoid.
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Re: Banking

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:19 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP9H5fADC0E
Just do a search, there are hundreds more and they are more in depth.
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Re: Banking

Postby ManlyMan » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:20 pm

assateague wrote:I don't care if I make nothing on it. It's only in there to keep it "safe", and they don't charge me a dime for that privilege. More power to them if they can make money with mine. Only suckers try and make money through a bank account.


X2. They keep it safe if a fire happens, they keep it safe if a robbery occurs.

Personally if I have 80k just sitting in my house under a mattress I'd be burning up an ulcer. What if someone broke in? What if some idiot left the stove on and the house burn down?

A bank provides safe keeping like assa said. In exchange for paying for a fire and robber proof vault, which safeguards my money, they get to loan it to people and make interest.
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Re: Banking

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:22 pm

ManlyMan wrote:
assateague wrote:I don't care if I make nothing on it. It's only in there to keep it "safe", and they don't charge me a dime for that privilege. More power to them if they can make money with mine. Only suckers try and make money through a bank account.


X2. They keep it safe if a fire happens, they keep it safe if a robbery occurs.

Personally if I have 80k just sitting in my house under a mattress I'd be burning up an ulcer. What if someone broke in? What if some idiot left the stove on and the house burn down?

A bank provides safe keeping like assa said. In exchange for paying for a fire and robber proof vault, which safeguards my money, they get to loan it to people and make interest.

Even n your lifetime, they did pay interest on simple savings accounts and checking that maintained balance. They got greedier.
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Re: Banking

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:24 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
assateague wrote:Of course they make money with your money. That's what they do. That's like saying "a carpenter builds a house with lumber you bought". Yep, he sure does.

So, if they are still making money with your money, why do they pay .01% on your savings. I'll tell you why, the Federal reserve has the interest rate at nothing. Ok, remember the federal reserve is the bank. :thumbsup:

I don't have a clue what the actual numbers are (maybe dan could give some insight) but I would be willing to bet that a large portion of bank "customers" aren't there to invest, they are taking advantage of the banks other services - ie borrowing money.... to buy something they couldn't afford otherwise.
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Re: Banking

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:29 pm

I'm 51 years old, I've never bought a car on credit. There, I said it.
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Re: Banking

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:39 pm

QH's Paw wrote:I'm 51 years old, I've never bought a car on credit. There, I said it.

Nothing wrong with that.
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Re: Banking

Postby sws002 » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:40 pm

QH's Paw wrote:I'm 51 years old, I've never bought a car on credit. There, I said it.


It would be interesting to see what cars would cost if this were the case for everyone...
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