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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby QH's Paw » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:39 pm

Goldfish wrote:Is it not illegal to impede the flow of traffic in your states? It is here. My ex always was mad at people who speed because whenever she would, she would get a ticket (wasn't the brightest bulb). To get back at them, she would go the speed limit in the left lane. I freaked on her when she told me that, telling her she is going to get hurt by pissing off the wrong person one of these days and also that it's illegal. She didn't believe me till she saw the sign on the road that says "slow traffic keep right"

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We have the "slower traffic keep right" here and Washington too but, it doesn't matter if there arean't tickets involved.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby one2many » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:43 pm

if im in my truck i will set the pace in the hammer lane, if im just in my pickup i will be found lingering in the right lane.












































and at times splitting lanes at 130+ on the bikes :thumbsup:
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:59 am

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Flightstopper wrote:I run five over in the left. Plenty fast


Ha ha...I dare you to try that here, let me know how you feel about 80,000 lbs of Peterbilt 6 feet off your bumper.

( not saying its right, just that's how it is)

That reminds me of when I went to Chicago, a tractor-trailer was behind us, moved over to the lane left of us and started to pass. He drove until we were about even with the sleeper on his truck, and merged back into our lane. We had to do evasive maneuvers and go off the road onto the shoulder. Apparently 80 wasn't fast enough for him.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:52 am

Chicago is insane. If you're not going 70 in a 45, you will get run over.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:54 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Chicago is insane. If you're not going 70 in a 45, you will get run over.

Damn right

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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:35 am

So, what if the gubment put governors on ALL vechicles except emergency vechicles.

Think about it. Everyone has the exact same top end speed. 65 MPH. That takes away all the leap frog passing bullshit. All of the 'if you aren't going 70 you get run over" bullshit.

I like it, I like it a lot.

Smart cars are even better idea. Most Americans are not smart enough to handle driving anyway. They all think its a video game.

Leave the thinking to the traffic controll center. Read your book on the way to work.

When I started driving the national speed limit was 55 mph. Its been a shitty decline ever since the limit has gone up.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby jehler » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:45 am

Tomkat wrote:So, what if the gubment put governors on ALL vechicles except emergency vechicles.

Think about it. Everyone has the exact same top end speed. 65 MPH. That takes away all the leap frog passing bullshit. All of the 'if you aren't going 70 you get run over" bullshit.

I like it, I like it a lot.

Smart cars are even better idea. Most Americans are not smart enough to handle driving anyway. They all think its a video game.

Leave the thinking to the traffic controll center. Read your book on the way to work.

When I started driving the national speed limit was 55 mph. Its been a shitty decline ever since the limit has gone up.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:49 am

ha ha. Thats too easy John.

Address the idea now.

You know I am right.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby BrewGUN » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:10 am

All highways should be 55, and all dirt roads should be 10mph, god knows people can't drive well on pavement let alone dirt!
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:12 am

I could see 65 on highways, 30 on gravel, max
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby ManlyMan » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:13 am

BrewGUN wrote:All highways should be 55, and all dirt roads should be 10mph, god knows people can't drive well on pavement let alone dirt!


GTFO

Should be 80 for highway at least 75.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:14 am

ManlyMan wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:All highways should be 55, and all dirt roads should be 10mph, god knows people can't drive well on pavement let alone dirt!


GTFO

Should be 80 for highway at least 75.


With smart cars, maybe
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby ManlyMan » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:15 am

I hate people who think because they're going 5 over the spoedlimit in the left lane they don't need to get over. BS
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby BrewGUN » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:15 am

Tomkat wrote:I could see 65 on highways, 30 on gravel, max

The gubment doesn't think you can handle 30, gonna take you forever to get down your road, think of it as more time to enjoy your glowing mail beacon!
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:16 am

ManlyMan wrote:I hate people who think because they're going 5 over the spoedlimit in the left lane they don't need to get over. BS

Does that make the one going faster in the left lane any more legal than the one going 5 over? Aren't both of you breaking the law, so how is one or the other one right?
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:17 am

ManlyMan wrote:I hate people who think because they're going 5 over the spoedlimit in the left lane they don't need to get over. BS


What does the AMA and CDC say about high speed auto behavior Dr Death?
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby ManlyMan » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:19 am

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:I hate people who think because they're going 5 over the spoedlimit in the left lane they don't need to get over. BS

Does that make the one going faster in the left lane any more legal than the one going 5 over? Aren't both of you breaking the law, so how is one or the other one right?


I'm saying just because you're speeding the left lane doesn't mean you can block other people wanting to go faster
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:21 am

ManlyMan wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:I hate people who think because they're going 5 over the spoedlimit in the left lane they don't need to get over. BS

Does that make the one going faster in the left lane any more legal than the one going 5 over? Aren't both of you breaking the law, so how is one or the other one right?


I'm saying just because you're speeding the left lane doesn't mean you can block other people wanting to go faster

But if I'm going over the speed limit, why should I get over for somebody going faster than me? Who is right? Neither.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby ManlyMan » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:23 am

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:I hate people who think because they're going 5 over the spoedlimit in the left lane they don't need to get over. BS

Does that make the one going faster in the left lane any more legal than the one going 5 over? Aren't both of you breaking the law, so how is one or the other one right?


I'm saying just because you're speeding the left lane doesn't mean you can block other people wanting to go faster

But if I'm going over the speed limit, why should I get over for somebody going faster than me? Who is right? Neither.
its common courtesy. You're comfortable going 5 over. The person behind you might be comfortable going 10 over. Why are you jamming them up. Just get over and let them pass then go back to doing your 5 over
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:26 am

Why should I get over and let people drive dangerously? Maybe I'm just trying to save their lives, Maybe I'm just trying to save innocent people that get hurt by people that like to drive to fast, maybe I'm just arguing because I'm bored and really don't care.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:31 am

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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:36 am

ManlyMan wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:All highways should be 55, and all dirt roads should be 10mph, god knows people can't drive well on pavement let alone dirt!


GTFO

Should be 80 for highway at least 75.


That's the speed in which you blazed through a stop sign, allegedly!

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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby ManlyMan » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:39 am

jarbo03 wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:All highways should be 55, and all dirt roads should be 10mph, god knows people can't drive well on pavement let alone dirt!


GTFO

Should be 80 for highway at least 75.


That's the speed in which you blazed through a stop sign, allegedly!

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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:43 am

ManlyMan wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:
BrewGUN wrote:All highways should be 55, and all dirt roads should be 10mph, god knows people can't drive well on pavement let alone dirt!


GTFO

Should be 80 for highway at least 75.


That's the speed in which you blazed through a stop sign, allegedly!

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Haha! I was trying to read road names. Allegedly.


Right in front of Female Fife none the less. You were obviously puttin out the vibe to walk away from that one.

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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby grizz18 » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:46 am

I generally go the speed limit all over town. When I head on a trip back to Alabama I go 77 on cruise control on the interstate (speed limit 70).

I used to go 85 all the way, and sometimes up to 90. I made record timing. The last time I went I had my little brother with me so I slowed it down to 77. Never once broke that speed, and we made our best time by 15 minutes.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:49 am

I am proud of the fact I have not had a ticket in many years.

I got pulled over speeding a bit last spring in Leavenworth going to visit GKR and told the female fife that very fact.

She let me go.
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby assateague » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:49 am

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Why should I get over and let people drive dangerously? Maybe I'm just trying to save their lives, Maybe I'm just trying to save innocent people that get hurt by people that like to drive to fast, maybe I'm just arguing because I'm bored and really don't care.


Exactly. Just like doctors asking if there are any guns in the home. Gotta look out for the safety of your fellow man!
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby Tomkat » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:50 am

assateague wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Why should I get over and let people drive dangerously? Maybe I'm just trying to save their lives, Maybe I'm just trying to save innocent people that get hurt by people that like to drive to fast, maybe I'm just arguing because I'm bored and really don't care.


Exactly. Just like doctors asking if there are any guns in the home. Gotta look out for the safety of your fellow man!


EXACTLY why I asked the Doc the questions I did!

Dr, do you tell your patients you own several semi automatic assualt style rifles? :o :fishing: :popcorn:
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby grizz18 » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:53 am

Tomkat wrote:I am proud of the fact I have not had a ticket in many years.

I got pulled over speeding a bit last spring in Leavenworth going to visit GKR and told the female fife that very fact.

She let me go.


I have 1 ticket in my career of driving and that came in WV. I got pulled for 76, in a 70. :shock:
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Re: Eff the right lane

Postby jehler » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:56 am

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Why should I get over and let people drive dangerously? Maybe I'm just trying to save their lives, Maybe I'm just trying to save innocent people that get hurt by people that like to drive to fast, maybe I'm just arguing because I'm bored and really don't care.
Or maybe you're just an asshole? ;)
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