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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:08 pm

Red this was a great post, I hope you continue on this series....I would love to see any riot, earthquake, bigfoot, pursuit, or violent arrest/sloppy drunk pictures and stories you would like to share.
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:20 pm

Tomkat wrote:Red this was a great post, I hope you continue on this series....I would love to see any riot, earthquake, bigfoot, pursuit, or violent arrest/sloppy drunk pictures and stories you would like to share.
I don't take my job too seriously so I'll stick to just funny, outrageous or ridiculous stories
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:33 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Red this was a great post, I hope you continue on this series....I would love to see any riot, earthquake, bigfoot, pursuit, or violent arrest/sloppy drunk pictures and stories you would like to share.
I don't take my job too seriously so I'll stick to just funny, outrageous or ridiculous stories


appreciate it. I enjoyed the seal story.
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:57 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Red this was a great post, I hope you continue on this series....I would love to see any riot, earthquake, bigfoot, pursuit, or violent arrest/sloppy drunk pictures and stories you would like to share.
I don't take my job too seriously so I'll stick to just funny, outrageous or ridiculous stories

Maybe the next episode can be titled "rendezvous with meth whores"
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:45 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Red this was a great post, I hope you continue on this series....I would love to see any riot, earthquake, bigfoot, pursuit, or violent arrest/sloppy drunk pictures and stories you would like to share.
I don't take my job too seriously so I'll stick to just funny, outrageous or ridiculous stories

Maybe the next episode can be titled "rendezvous with meth whores"
that's boots job. Mines soccer moms
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:47 pm

Redbeard wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Tomkat wrote:Red this was a great post, I hope you continue on this series....I would love to see any riot, earthquake, bigfoot, pursuit, or violent arrest/sloppy drunk pictures and stories you would like to share.
I don't take my job too seriously so I'll stick to just funny, outrageous or ridiculous stories

Maybe the next episode can be titled "rendezvous with meth whores"
that's boots job. Mines soccer moms

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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby assateague » Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:02 pm

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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:05 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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Just left a conversation with this gem!

How does mama keep you from straying with all of that fine ass walking around the streets for the taking?!?!?
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:07 pm

Ha! She don't have to worry to much!:)
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:12 pm

Good show boot!

Yesterday I took this picture for my up coming video series entitled The Hill people of northeast Kansas. Anyway the bitch got really mad at me for taking this picture and so did my wife.
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If you look closely you will see a bumper and grill are all held together with an extension cord. Yeah this lady did not like me taking her picture.


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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:15 pm

:) :) :)
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:18 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote::) :) :)


did you meth lady invite you in to play cops and prisioners?
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:19 pm

Tomkat wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote::) :) :)


did you meth lady invite you in to play cops and prisioners?

Thanks now I'm going to puke.
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:21 pm

Come on Big Daddy, she likes it rough.

Besides, I am sure she is keeping her optins open
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:27 pm

Tomkat wrote:Good show boot!

Yesterday I took this picture for my up coming video series entitled The Hill people of northeast Kansas. Anyway the bitch got really mad at me for taking this picture and so did my wife.
ImageUploadedByTapatalk 21371514317.804909.jpg


If you look closely you will see a bumper and grill are all held together with an extension cord. Yeah this lady did not like me taking her picture.


All better now!
extension cord!
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby 3geese4me » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:42 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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I bet she gives great head.
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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Tomkat » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:44 pm

Exactly. Seasoned pro.


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Re: Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

Postby Goldfish » Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:26 am

And no teeth to bite with

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