Who made you?

[Willie]

Earlier this month while in Washington, my nephew, a boy scout, was telling my son, Sam, about the badges he's gotten so far. When he, no shit, said basket weaving Sam about shit himself laughing. Then I about shit mysel laughing at Sam for laughing

Then later we were all in the kitchen and my BIL was bragging about all the great things their scout troop does. My wife, stirring the pot, says to me "we should get sam into boy scouts." I about gagged. "what the hell for?? We already hunt. fish and camp."

Ha - that's great.

There was a troop walking in the parade on the 4th, with a stereotypical scoutmaster walking along. You know, beer gut with a shirt 2 sizes too small, straining at the buttons, shorts hitched up so far he had serious man-toe, white knee socks and hiking boots.

I don't recall when I've wanted to taint kick a person more than that guy.

Yeah, that's pretty faggity.

and an 18 year old man scout isn't?

I made it cool.

[Redbeard]

[quote="huntall6"]May sound weird but the Boy Scouts introduced me more than anything. Dad taught me to shoot though.

I learned a lot in scouting, but not much about hunting and fishing. Got my Eagle three weeks before my 18th birthday.

knee high socks, neckerchief and all?

No knee high socks, but a neckerchief and an ass load of merit badges. I was gungho about it when I first got in, and then really slacked up when I got into jv and varsity sports. My dad and Pappy(grandfather) both sat me down one Sunday after church and gave me the lecture that you don't quit something you started and I damn sure wasn't going to not finish up the little bit of stuff left to get eagle.

so now you're a scout leader right?

No way, scouting was a lot different when I was in it compared to today.[/quote]kinda like the catholic church?

[Willie]

[quote="Willie"][quote="huntall6"]May sound weird but the Boy Scouts introduced me more than anything. Dad taught me to shoot though.

I learned a lot in scouting, but not much about hunting and fishing. Got my Eagle three weeks before my 18th birthday.

knee high socks, neckerchief and all?

No knee high socks, but a neckerchief and an ass load of merit badges. I was gungho about it when I first got in, and then really slacked up when I got into jv and varsity sports. My dad and Pappy(grandfather) both sat me down one Sunday after church and gave me the lecture that you don't quit something you started and I damn sure wasn't going to not finish up the little bit of stuff left to get eagle.

so now you're a scout leader right?

No way, scouting was a lot different when I was in it compared to today.[/quote]kinda like the catholic church?[/quote]
I'm baptist

[rebelp74]

Dude, Red you're on a fucking roll!

[rebelp74]

Earlier this month while in Washington, my nephew, a boy scout, was telling my son, Sam, about the badges he's gotten so far. When he, no shit, said basket weaving Sam about shit himself laughing. Then I about shit mysel laughing at Sam for laughing

Then later we were all in the kitchen and my BIL was bragging about all the great things their scout troop does. My wife, stirring the pot, says to me "we should get sam into boy scouts." I about gagged. "what the hell for?? We already hunt. fish and camp."

Ha - that's great.

There was a troop walking in the parade on the 4th, with a stereotypical scoutmaster walking along. You know, beer gut with a shirt 2 sizes too small, straining at the buttons, shorts hitched up so far he had serious man-toe, white knee socks and hiking boots.

I don't recall when I've wanted to taint kick a person more than that guy.

Yeah, that's pretty faggity.

and an 18 year old man scout isn't?

I made it cool.

Being the coolest boy scout is like being the smartest guy with down syndrome.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I got nothing to make fun of Willie over - hell I drug cows around the damn country showing in 4H and Registered breed shows and was on the Livestock Judging team at MSU.

[Willie]

[quote="Redbeard"]Earlier this month while in Washington, my nephew, a boy scout, was telling my son, Sam, about the badges he's gotten so far. When he, no shit, said basket weaving Sam about shit himself laughing. Then I about shit mysel laughing at Sam for laughing

Then later we were all in the kitchen and my BIL was bragging about all the great things their scout troop does. My wife, stirring the pot, says to me "we should get sam into boy scouts." I about gagged. "what the hell for?? We already hunt. fish and camp."

Ha - that's great.

There was a troop walking in the parade on the 4th, with a stereotypical scoutmaster walking along. You know, beer gut with a shirt 2 sizes too small, straining at the buttons, shorts hitched up so far he had serious man-toe, white knee socks and hiking boots.

I don't recall when I've wanted to taint kick a person more than that guy.

Yeah, that's pretty faggity.

and an 18 year old man scout isn't?

I made it cool.

Being the coolest boy scout is like being the smartest guy with down syndrome.[/quote]
Haha...you may have a point.

[rebelp74]

I'm just fuckin with ya.

[Willie]

I got nothing to make fun of Willie over - hell I drug cows around the damn country showing in 4H and Registered breed shows and was on the Livestock Judging team at MSU.

It's all part of growing up, Danny.

[Willie]

I'm just fuckin with ya.

I know, it's cool

[Redbeard]

I got nothing to make fun of Willie over - hell I drug cows around the damn country showing in 4H and Registered breed shows and was on the Livestock Judging team at MSU.

very cool

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[Redbeard]

But I will add that at least girls are allowed in 4H

[DeadEye_Dan]

Aw hell, I never dressed up as gay as that.

The coach of our 4h rifle team gave me the nickname that I use as my screen name on most forums.

[QH's Paw]

But I will add that at least girls are allowed in 4H

Around these parts 4H is 99.9% girls. Actually, a guy in 4H is looked at like a guy on a cheerleading squad.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Aw hell, I never dressed up as gay as that.

The coach of our 4h rifle team gave me the nickname that I use as my screen name on most forums.

Dan the 4H goat fucker?

Why don't you use that on the duck forums?

[Redbeard]

Aw hell, I never dressed up as gay as that.

The coach of our 4h rifle team gave me the nickname that I use as my screen name on most forums.

huh...and this whole time I thought it was a porn name

[Redbeard]

Aw hell, I never dressed up as gay as that.

The coach of our 4h rifle team gave me the nickname that I use as my screen name on most forums.

Dan the 4H goat fucker?

Why don't you use that on the duck forums?

apparently you never earned your shit talking badge

[DeadEye_Dan]

But I will add that at least girls are allowed in 4H

Around these parts 4H is 99.9% girls. Actually, a guy in 4H is looked at like a guy on a cheerleading squad.

Haha, 4h girls fuck.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Aw hell, I never dressed up as gay as that.

The coach of our 4h rifle team gave me the nickname that I use as my screen name on most forums.

Dan the 4H goat fucker?

Why don't you use that on the duck forums?

apparently you never earned your shit talking badge

I hate you

[Redbeard]

Aw hell, I never dressed up as gay as that.

The coach of our 4h rifle team gave me the nickname that I use as my screen name on most forums.

Dan the 4H goat fucker?

Why don't you use that on the duck forums?

apparently you never earned your shit talking badge

I hate you

DC says the same thing. Maybe it's time for an intervention

[Feelin' Fowl]

Aw hell, I never dressed up as gay as that.

The coach of our 4h rifle team gave me the nickname that I use as my screen name on most forums.

Dan the 4H goat fucker?

Why don't you use that on the duck forums?

apparently you never earned your shit talking badge

I hate you

DC says the same thing. Maybe it's time for an intervention

[grizz18]

My dad wasn't around when I was small, just my step dad. He helped me with all sports but didn't do anything in the outdoors. I had interest to hunt with my cousins in AL before I moved to NC. Basically everything I know about fishing/duck hunting is self taught with the help of good friends.

[assateague]

Eagle Scouts still get an automatic appointment to West Point or the Naval Academy?

[Feelin' Fowl]

Eagle Scouts still get an automatic appointment to West Point or the Naval Academy?

Not sure. I know it still helps, but I'm not sure if it's an auto. I'll look it up when I get a min though...

[rebelp74]

Eagle scout sings, "In the naaavy!" (Gayest imaginable voice)

[Feelin' Fowl]

Eagle Scouts still get an automatic appointment to West Point or the Naval Academy?

The answer is no. It's a big help, and West Point publishes how many attendees are Eagle Scouts, but it does not get you an automatic appointment.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Eagle scout sings, "In the naaavy!" (Gayest imaginable voice)

Followed by YMCA bitch!

[rebelp74]

Eagle scout sings, "In the naaavy!" (Gayest imaginable voice)

Followed by YMCA bitch!

My bad, those are the suppressed memories ...

[Feelin' Fowl]

Eagle scout sings, "In the naaavy!" (Gayest imaginable voice)

Followed by YMCA bitch!

My bad, those are the suppressed memories ...

Get some cheap bud, and it'll come back to you..

[rebelp74]

I

Eagle scout sings, "In the naaavy!" (Gayest imaginable voice)

Followed by YMCA bitch!

My bad, those are the suppressed memories ...

Get some cheap bud, and it'll come back to you..

Speaking if good bud, this shits got me wide awake. 2 things though. #1, I don't smoke cheap bud. Too weak that's almost depressing. #2, I wasn't a scout or a catholic and never had a creepy uncle.