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Re: Tipping

Postby one2many » Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:05 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
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Bootlipkiller wrote:Sounds like you had dinner at I shoot Spoonies house.

his wife and old Asian lady that doubles as a dominatrix?

Yes. Pretty much anyway. I call her dragon lady or Godzilla most of the time. I bet she never thought she would marry a red neck and have to deal with this shit.:lol:

nice!! this lady was a real looker back in the 80s. they age well so i havent a clue how old she is but my right leg is bigger then her.
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Re: Tipping

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:07 am

one2many wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
one2many wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Sounds like you had dinner at I shoot Spoonies house.

his wife and old Asian lady that doubles as a dominatrix?

Yes. Pretty much anyway. I call her dragon lady or Godzilla most of the time. I bet she never thought she would marry a red neck and have to deal with this shit.:lol:

nice!! this lady was a real looker back in the 80s. they age well so i havent a clue how old she is but my right leg is bigger then her.

She own a massage parlor to?;)
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Re: Tipping

Postby one2many » Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:29 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
one2many wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
one2many wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Sounds like you had dinner at I shoot Spoonies house.

his wife and old Asian lady that doubles as a dominatrix?

Yes. Pretty much anyway. I call her dragon lady or Godzilla most of the time. I bet she never thought she would marry a red neck and have to deal with this shit.:lol:

nice!! this lady was a real looker back in the 80s. they age well so i havent a clue how old she is but my right leg is bigger then her.

She own a massage parlor to?;)

i dont think so but there was one half mile down the road that got busted a couple months ago :lol:
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Re: Tipping

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:49 am

We had one here that got busted last year. I was pissed no one told me before they rolled the place.
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Re: Tipping

Postby assateague » Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:37 am

I never tip at Asian places. Seems every culture wants us to "respect" their beliefs when they get here, so fine- you don't get to cherry pick only the ones you want. And in Asia, tipping is an insult. So no tip for you, Wong Foo.
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Re: Tipping

Postby aunt betty » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:09 am

assateague wrote:I never tip at Asian places. Seems every culture wants us to "respect" their beliefs when they get here, so fine- you don't get to cherry pick only the ones you want. And in Asia, tipping is an insult. So no tip for you, Wong Foo.

If I move to China and wish to publicly celebrate American Christian holidays... would Charlie get upset? How about in Saudi Arabia?
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Re: Tipping

Postby one2many » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:48 pm

assateague wrote:I never tip at Asian places. Seems every culture wants us to "respect" their beliefs when they get here, so fine- you don't get to cherry pick only the ones you want. And in Asia, tipping is an insult. So no tip for you, Wong Foo.

she always seems offended to take my money. but she scares me so i drop it on the counter and get the hell out of there.
they had the swankiest joint on this half of the state back in the 80s coat and tie joint, and beautiful. prom dinner of a joint.
now they moved into just a take out place only,food is still top notch and she remebers i love gin and tonics.they havent served drinks in 10 or 15 years. i cant remember what i had for lunch yesterday







































this is your brain on drugs commercial should play at this point
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Re: Tipping

Postby assateague » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:24 pm

If you hand her money, make sure you hand it to her with two hands. Or with one hand, and the other under your forearm, like you're propping it up.
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Re: Tipping

Postby one2many » Sat Aug 03, 2013 6:36 pm

assateague wrote:If you hand her money, make sure you hand it to her with two hands. Or with one hand, and the other under your forearm, like you're propping it up.
will do thanks for the heads up :thumbsup:
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Re: Tipping

Postby bill herian » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:51 pm

sws002 wrote: One thing that drives me nuts is empty water glasses, it's stupid but it's one of the easiest ways to make sure I tip you well


Bingo. I cannot stand it when the water glass sits empty. If the server offers to bring a pitcher of water, double bonus points. That's working smarter.

I always overtip breakfast waitresses as long as they smile. Any gal who comes to work at 5am and serves my crusty ass breakfast with a smile on her face is underpaid. Hot or not.

As far as other tipping, I know what you deserve. I've worked for tips for long enough, and watched other people work for tips, to know when someone knows their shit and is really busting ass for you.
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Re: Tipping

Postby one2many » Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:39 pm

bill herian wrote:
sws002 wrote: One thing that drives me nuts is empty water glasses, it's stupid but it's one of the easiest ways to make sure I tip you well


Bingo. I cannot stand it when the water glass sits empty. If the server offers to bring a pitcher of water, double bonus points. That's working smarter.

I always overtip breakfast waitresses as long as they smile. Any gal who comes to work at 5am and serves my crusty ass breakfast with a smile on her face is underpaid. Hot or not.

As far as other tipping, I know what you deserve. I've worked for tips for long enough, and watched other people work for tips, to know when someone knows their shit and is really busting ass for you.

i like the way you roll Bill :thumbsup:
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