Naked and Afraid

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:55 am

What the fuck is that thing?
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby jehler » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:02 am

jarbo03 wrote:What the fuck is that thing?
dats an all day fuck
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby jarbo03 » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:05 am

jehler wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:What the fuck is that thing?
dats an all day fuck


Using my leg, or at least a fist?
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:44 am

jarbo03 wrote:What the fuck is that thing?

X2


If you listen closely you'll hear red pass out from the rush of blood leaving his brain.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Redbeard » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:04 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:No, no, no. I just want his pants
I fucking knew it!
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Redbeard » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:08 am

3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:What the fuck is that thing?

X2


If you listen closely you'll hear red pass out from the rush of blood leaving his brain.
(thud)
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby 3geese4me » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:21 am

Goldfish wrote:
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I'd hit it.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Goldfish » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:33 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby vincentpa » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:09 pm

Every time I came across a boulder to sit on, I'd strike the thinking man pose.

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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby goodkarmarising » Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:15 pm

I am going to have to watch this show to see what it is all about.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Rick » Sat Aug 17, 2013 5:48 am

capt1972 wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks :lol:



That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.

Exactly, what a pussy that guy was. That super hot babe was bagging urchins, lobster and he was just a royal bitch.

Laura Zerra, she's from NH.


I don't follow the show, but previews with her broke me over to catch that one, and I'm almost certain they said at the beginning that the twit who walked away from that boa hungry is a survival instructor. Perhaps it really is true that "them what can't teach".
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby assateague » Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:48 am

You forgot the quotation marks around "survival instructor". That guy whined more than a pup, freshly home in a new crate for the first time.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby capt1972 » Sat Aug 17, 2013 7:39 am

Mornin Beef wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:This one guy brought goggles and then got too scared to swim cuz of sharks :lol:



That guy was such an insane pussy. Had a perfectly good snake looking him in the face, too, which would have fed them both for 3 days, and he never even thought about killing it. Whiny douchebag, that guy was.

Exactly, what a pussy that guy was. That super hot babe was bagging urchins, lobster and he was just a royal bitch.

Laura Zerra, she's from NH.


Deng, this girls a lil whacked out, going after roadkill, geez.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Mornin Beef » Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:07 am

wow she looks cute in that pic too.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby vincentpa » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:34 pm

But she's not naked.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:43 pm

I'd let her skin my moose.
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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:42 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:I'd let her skin my mouse.



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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:05 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I'd let her skin my mouse.



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Re: Naked and Afraid

Postby Flightstopper » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:20 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I'd let her skin my mouse.



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Your a funny guy


Hung like a field mouse?
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