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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:48 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i have a feeling some of you guys would still bang the fuck out of Chrissie Hynde if given the chance :lol:

Hey Mr sourfuckindough bread starter guy! Keep it on topic! We're talking about my hooligan kid here. If you want to talk about finger banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch start your own thread.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby GoBlue82 » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:51 pm

reminds me of something my football pee-wee football coach told us: never retaliate. when a guy takes a cheap shot, odds are the ref heard it but didn't see it. if you hit back, the ref will be turning around just in time to see you which means he has to throw a flag.

so bite your tongue, walk away, wait for the kid to be alone and not paying attention...
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:51 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i have a feeling some of you guys would still bang the fuck out of Chrissie Hynde if given the chance :lol:

Hey Mr sourfuckindough bread starter guy! Keep it on topic! We're talking about my hooligan kid here. If you want to talk about finger banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch start your own thread.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby AKPirate » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:51 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i have a feeling some of you guys would still bang the fuck out of Chrissie Hynde if given the chance :lol:

Hey Mr sourfuckindough bread starter guy! Keep it on topic! We're talking about my hooligan kid here. If you want to talk about finger banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch start your own thread.


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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:52 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i have a feeling some of you guys would still bang the fuck out of Chrissie Hynde if given the chance :lol:

Hey Mr sourfuckindough bread starter guy! Keep it on topic! We're talking about my hooligan kid here. If you want to talk about finger banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch start your own thread.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:52 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i have a feeling some of you guys would still bang the fuck out of Chrissie Hynde if given the chance :lol:

Hey Mr sourfuckindough bread starter guy! Keep it on topic! We're talking about my hooligan kid here. If you want to talk about finger banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch start your own thread.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :popcorn: Karma :mrgreen:

I almost said Karma. :lol:
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby AKPirate » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:55 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i have a feeling some of you guys would still bang the fuck out of Chrissie Hynde if given the chance :lol:

Hey Mr sourfuckindough bread starter guy! Keep it on topic! We're talking about my hooligan kid here. If you want to talk about finger banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch start your own thread.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :popcorn: Karma :mrgreen:

I almost said Karma. :lol:


almost is still almost :mrgreen:
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:56 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i have a feeling some of you guys would still bang the fuck out of Chrissie Hynde if given the chance :lol:

Hey Mr sourfuckindough bread starter guy! Keep it on topic! We're talking about my hooligan kid here. If you want to talk about finger banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch start your own thread.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :popcorn: Karma :mrgreen:

I almost said Karma. :lol:


almost is still almost :mrgreen:

Did we just become best friends?
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby AKPirate » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:04 pm

Did we just become best friends?

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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:09 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i have a feeling some of you guys would still bang the fuck out of Chrissie Hynde if given the chance :lol:

Hey Mr sourfuckindough bread starter guy! Keep it on topic! We're talking about my hooligan kid here. If you want to talk about finger banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch start your own thread.


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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:17 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler"]i have a feeling some of you guys would still bang the fuck out of Chrissie Hynde if given the chance :lol:

Hey Mr sourfuckindough bread starter guy! Keep it on topic! We're talking about my hooligan kid here. If you want to talk about finger banging ol' mary jane rotten crotch start your own thread.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :popcorn: Karma :mrgreen:

I almost said Karma. :lol:


almost is still almost :mrgreen:

Did we just become best friends?[/quote]
[quote="AKPirate wrote:Did we just become best friends?

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:18 pm

:lol:
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:26 pm

But seriously, I'm not mad
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:29 pm

3legged_lab wrote:But seriously, I'm not mad


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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:30 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:But seriously, I'm not mad


50/50

Wrong again snapple
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:32 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:But seriously, I'm not mad


50/50

Wrong again snapple


Impossible. The 50/50 is infallible.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby GoBlue82 » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:33 pm

3legged_lab wrote:But seriously, I'm not mad


no, you are just passing their contact info along to carter
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby assateague » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:19 pm

GoBlue82 wrote:reminds me of something my football pee-wee football coach told us: never retaliate. when a guy takes a cheap shot, odds are the ref heard it but didn't see it. if you hit back, the ref will be turning around just in time to see you which means he has to throw a flag.

so bite your tongue, walk away, wait for the kid to be alone and not paying attention...


Your pee wee football coach was a pussy.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby assateague » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:20 pm

GoBlue82 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:But seriously, I'm not mad


no, you are just passing their contact info along to carter


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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby GoBlue82 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:50 am

assateague wrote:
GoBlue82 wrote:reminds me of something my football pee-wee football coach told us: never retaliate. when a guy takes a cheap shot, odds are the ref heard it but didn't see it. if you hit back, the ref will be turning around just in time to see you which means he has to throw a flag.

so bite your tongue, walk away, wait for the kid to be alone and not paying attention...


Your pee wee football coach was a pussy.


You say that, but he was the only coach I had who I saw get in a fight because an opposing coach grabbed and yelled at one of our players. And to be clear, he was not saying to just shut up and take it. His point was that it is usually the guy who hits back that gets seen by the ref and flagged. So, what he advocated, was instead waiting a couple of plays, then when the guy and the ref was not expecting it, to "put your earhole on 'em", as he would say. He was a funny guy. Had coached the same pee-wee team for over twenty years. Dropped out of high-school when his dad died since he was the oldest son and got a job at a hardware store where he learned small engine repair. Years later he owned one of the most successful cub-cadet dealerships/service shops in Kentucky (which is saying something). My dad used to do plumbing for him and his family, so I got to spend a decent amount of time with him and his kids.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby assateague » Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:01 am

You realize I was kidding, right? :lol:
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby GoBlue82 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:34 pm

assateague wrote:You realize I was kidding, right? :lol:

Of course. I was born at night, not last night. But kidding or not, Coach Haines was good man, and I wanted to clarify, just in case.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:18 pm

Weeeelllll, I get home from work today and find there are 2 little tripods suspended from school for two days.
Turns out a 6th grader has been picking on my kindergartner, momma told the other 2 (4th and 6th grade) to not let that shit happen. So today the street fighter Carter (mentioned earlier in this thread - hes in the 4th grade but I'm told he fights at a 6th grade level) told him to knock it off, and got put in a head lock for his troubles. Cody (pictured with his first honker yesterday) blindsided that kid in the face. They all went separate ways until my boys got called to the principals office.
As punishment they've been doing housework for the Mrs all day.
I foresee a handful in a few years.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby AKPirate » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:26 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Weeeelllll, I get home from work today and find there are 2 little tripods suspended from school for two days.
Turns out a 6th grader has been picking on my kindergartner, momma told the other 2 (4th and 6th grade) to not let that shit happen. So today the street fighter Carter (mentioned earlier in this thread - hes in the 4th grade but I'm told he fights at a 6th grade level) told him to knock it off, and got put in a head lock for his troubles. Cody (pictured with his first honker yesterday) blindsided that kid in the face. They all went separate ways until my boys got called to the principals office.
As punishment they've been doing housework for the Mrs all day.
I foresee a handful in a few years.


They will remember their first of many suspensions. I would encourage them to do the same thing again the next time it happens.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:31 pm

Sounds like they need to duke it out with that bonehead principal.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:36 pm

It's nice that they have each other's back...
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby waterfowlman » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:43 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Weeeelllll, I get home from work today and find there are 2 little tripods suspended from school for two days.
Turns out a 6th grader has been picking on my kindergartner, momma told the other 2 (4th and 6th grade) to not let that shit happen. So today the street fighter Carter (mentioned earlier in this thread - hes in the 4th grade but I'm told he fights at a 6th grade level) told him to knock it off, and got put in a head lock for his troubles. Cody (pictured with his first honker yesterday) blindsided that kid in the face. They all went separate ways until my boys got called to the principals office.
As punishment they've been doing housework for the Mrs all day.
I foresee a handful in a few years.


If they're gonna get suspended for righteous fighting anyhow......you oughta teach them to make sure they inflict some serious fucking pain on the chickenshit bully before they do. Nothing sweeter for their classmates to see than a bleeding, sobbing bully.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby assateague » Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:10 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:Sounds like they need to duke it out with that bonehead principal.


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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:16 pm

Getting suspended for defending yourself is bullshit. Kinda like defending yourself against some goon with a butcher knife and in the case you have to shoot him to survive and you end up in jail for murder. I got 3 days of suspension last year during industrial tech because I had an 1"x2"x10' that I was walking around the room to cut a rabbit with it. Someone yelled my name, I turned around and whacked someone in the head with one end of the board. Left a big goose egg on the side of his head. Got sent to the principle and he said I need to be more careful and that for my punishment I had 3 days of ISS with some old hag.
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Re: One of my boys is a fighter

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:47 pm

waterfowlman wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Weeeelllll, I get home from work today and find there are 2 little tripods suspended from school for two days.
Turns out a 6th grader has been picking on my kindergartner, momma told the other 2 (4th and 6th grade) to not let that shit happen. So today the street fighter Carter (mentioned earlier in this thread - hes in the 4th grade but I'm told he fights at a 6th grade level) told him to knock it off, and got put in a head lock for his troubles. Cody (pictured with his first honker yesterday) blindsided that kid in the face. They all went separate ways until my boys got called to the principals office.
As punishment they've been doing housework for the Mrs all day.
I foresee a handful in a few years.


If they're gonna get suspended for righteous fighting anyhow......you oughta teach them to make sure they inflict some serious fucking pain on the chickenshit bully before they do. Nothing sweeter for their classmates to see than a bleeding, sobbing bully.

Hahaha, I shoulda known this thread would draw you out Rick. Good to see ya, and I agree.
It does give me a nice little sense of pride knowing that they will immediately defend themselves.... and actually each other in public, but I chuckle when I think of them beating the shit out of each other at home.


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