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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby assateague » Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:42 pm

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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:34 pm

I once found a thermos full of meth, we couldn't find the rightful owner, so we called the fuzz.
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:37 pm

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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby one2many » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:07 am

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote: Or worried about a cop finding me with money.


I'd be more worried about a cop stopping me and finding a large sum of cash then stopping me and finding a gun that I was on my way to turn in.

cop dont know you you were heading to turn it in. someone that just used that gun to smoke somebody, would say they just found it and was just going to turn it in too. nobody ever lies to the cops.
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby one2many » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:09 am

assateague wrote:Ok, you forced me to Google holland and holland. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

damn nice shot guns, really pretty. couldnt bring myself to buy one even if i could afford one
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby one2many » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:12 am

3legged_lab wrote:I once found a thermos full of meth, we couldn't find the rightful owner, so we called the fuzz.

was it not very good? i would have had to smell it a couple times just to make sure it was meth.
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:22 am

one2many wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I once found a thermos full of meth, we couldn't find the rightful owner, so we called the fuzz.

was it not very good? i would have had to smell it a couple times just to make sure it was meth.

I think I was only about 13 years old at the time. Wouldnt have know what to do with it anyways.
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby one2many » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:24 am

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one2many wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I once found a thermos full of meth, we couldn't find the rightful owner, so we called the fuzz.

was it not very good? i would have had to smell it a couple times just to make sure it was meth.

I think I was only about 13 years old at the time. Wouldnt have know what to do with it anyways.

thats a little young to be messing around with that. probably best you called the law
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:30 am

one2many wrote:
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one2many wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I once found a thermos full of meth, we couldn't find the rightful owner, so we called the fuzz.

was it not very good? i would have had to smell it a couple times just to make sure it was meth.

I think I was only about 13 years old at the time. Wouldnt have know what to do with it anyways.

thats a little young to be messing around with that. probably best you called the law

That was 20 years ago, we were out camping and looking for mushrooms, I thought I had found some loggers thermos.
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby one2many » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:35 am

3legged_lab wrote:
one2many wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
one2many wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I once found a thermos full of meth, we couldn't find the rightful owner, so we called the fuzz.

was it not very good? i would have had to smell it a couple times just to make sure it was meth.

I think I was only about 13 years old at the time. Wouldnt have know what to do with it anyways.

thats a little young to be messing around with that. probably best you called the law

That was 20 years ago, we were out camping and looking for mushrooms, I thought I had found some loggers thermos.

it probably was a loggers. poor guy had trouble keeping up after he lost his stash lol
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:35 am

one2many wrote:
assateague wrote:Ok, you forced me to Google holland and holland. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

damn nice shot guns, really pretty. couldnt bring myself to buy one even if i could afford one


They are mighty pretty. Don't know if I could ever justify buying one either.


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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:46 am

you people are insane! Jim's right, i wouldn't even go near a gun i found on the side of the road, i'd beat feet and deny, deny, deny. no way in hell i'm risking my future for turning in a gun i know nothing about.
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:54 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:you people are insane! Jim's right, i wouldn't even go near a gun i found on the side of the road, i'd beat feet and deny, deny, deny. no way in hell i'm risking my future for turning in a gun i know nothing about.


If I found a Holland & Holland I would run like hell and the cops would never see it. No way I could let myself leave it there.

Course the chances of me finding one is 50/50.


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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby Goldfish » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:18 pm

Don't you guys know the purpose of a "throw away gun"

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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby Olly » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:22 pm

Assa your whole argument is invalid. I dont think they can do balistics from a shotgun.
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby assateague » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:23 pm

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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby one2many » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:07 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:you people are insane! Jim's right, i wouldn't even go near a gun i found on the side of the road, i'd beat feet and deny, deny, deny. no way in hell i'm risking my future for turning in a gun i know nothing about.

where the fuck did i say turn it in? a plant run can come in handy!!!
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby one2many » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:09 am

Olly wrote:Assa your whole argument is invalid. I dont think they can do balistics from a shotgun.

they can and do compare firing pin and extractor marks along with others. always police your brass!!!!
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Re: I'm an idiot! Lost shotgun.

Postby one2many » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:09 am

Goldfish wrote:Don't you guys know the purpose of a "throw away gun"

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