What's your username mean?

[Redbeard]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

farmboy never left Cali lol

sweet sweet California nector

[jehler]

Don't lie you had one of those tongue studs when self pro claimed that title right?

pm her

[3legged_lab]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

Just because you banged a flight attendant doesn't mean you've been around the world.

[Redbeard]

Not as cool as Loretta and Theta Sue

[Redbeard]

Don't lie you had one of those tongue studs when self pro claimed that title right?

pm her

Sherry's are too tempting. Besides it's not about titles or trophies. It's all bout the O

[Redbeard]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

Just because you banged a flight attendant doesn't mean you've been around the world.

oh no wasn't me. She'd been around the world and said I was the best! And of course I believed every word she said

[assateague]

Reminds me of a story. Not sure why, since it has nothing whatsoever to do with what's being talked about.

Me and a buddy were out at a bar in Seoul near one of the universities. We decided to class up our game a little, away from the usual slut clubs on Hooker Hill. Had been talking and drinking with two Korean chicks for a while, and I was dead set on banging the one I wanted (not really more attractive, but hotter, if that makes sense). After a while longer, my buddy starts horning in. I was ok with it, since his Korean was a little better than mine and could talk a little better game, and the other chick was perfectly acceptable.

So we end up back at their little place. At least I got the bed in the one-room apartment, since her friend slept on the couch. So we're there doing our thing, and the next morning we leave. My buddy says that it was "meant to be the way it happened" and for me not to be pissed. Hell, I just got laid all night, why would I be pissed? So we stagger off to get some hangover food, catch the train, and head back to post.

Flash forward to next weekend.

We're out drinking again, at a different bar this time. We go outside to piss, and as we're standing there bullshitting, he reaches out and grabs the fire escape ladder, screaming in pain. The next morning his dick had flu-like symptoms, and he was off to the clinic. I laughed for months about that little piece of karma. Good times.

Ok, back to the regularly scheduled conversation.

[aunt betty]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

Just because you banged a flight attendant doesn't mean you've been around the world.

oh no wasn't me. She'd been around the world and said I was the best! And of course I believed every word she said

did she say, "hey babe take a walk on the wild side?".

sent from my fancy phone that has a really cool kickstand via tapaskwawk

[jehler]

Reminds me of a story. Not sure why, since it has nothing whatsoever to do with what's being talked about.

Me and a buddy were out at a bar in Seoul near one of the universities. We decided to class up our game a little, away from the usual slut clubs on Hooker Hill. Had been talking and drinking with two Korean chicks for a while, and I was dead set on banging the one I wanted (not really more attractive, but hotter, if that makes sense). After a while longer, my buddy starts horning in. I was ok with it, since his Korean was a little better than mine and could talk a little better game, and the other chick was perfectly acceptable.

So we end up back at their little place. At least I got the bed in the one-room apartment, since her friend slept on the couch. So we're there doing our thing, and the next morning we leave. My buddy says that it was "meant to be the way it happened" and for me not to be pissed. Hell, I just got laid all night, why would I be pissed? So we stagger off to get some hangover food, catch the train, and head back to post.

Flash forward to next weekend.

We're out drinking again, at a different bar this time. We go outside to piss, and as we're standing there bullshitting, he reaches out and grabs the fire escape ladder, screaming in pain. The next morning his dick had flu-like symptoms, and he was off to the clinic. I laughed for months about that little piece of karma. Good times.

Ok, back to the regularly scheduled conversation.

your buddy and I have the same luck

[Redbeard]

Reminds me of a story. Not sure why, since it has nothing whatsoever to do with what's being talked about.

Me and a buddy were out at a bar in Seoul near one of the universities. We decided to class up our game a little, away from the usual slut clubs on Hooker Hill. Had been talking and drinking with two Korean chicks for a while, and I was dead set on banging the one I wanted (not really more attractive, but hotter, if that makes sense). After a while longer, my buddy starts horning in. I was ok with it, since his Korean was a little better than mine and could talk a little better game, and the other chick was perfectly acceptable.

So we end up back at their little place. At least I got the bed in the one-room apartment, since her friend slept on the couch. So we're there doing our thing, and the next morning we leave. My buddy says that it was "meant to be the way it happened" and for me not to be pissed. Hell, I just got laid all night, why would I be pissed? So we stagger off to get some hangover food, catch the train, and head back to post.

Flash forward to next weekend.

We're out drinking again, at a different bar this time. We go outside to piss, and as we're standing there bullshitting, he reaches out and grabs the fire escape ladder, screaming in pain. The next morning his dick had flu-like symptoms, and he was off to the clinic. I laughed for months about that little piece of karma. Good times.

Ok, back to the regularly scheduled conversation.

hilarious

[assateague]

Reminds me of a story. Not sure why, since it has nothing whatsoever to do with what's being talked about.

Me and a buddy were out at a bar in Seoul near one of the universities. We decided to class up our game a little, away from the usual slut clubs on Hooker Hill. Had been talking and drinking with two Korean chicks for a while, and I was dead set on banging the one I wanted (not really more attractive, but hotter, if that makes sense). After a while longer, my buddy starts horning in. I was ok with it, since his Korean was a little better than mine and could talk a little better game, and the other chick was perfectly acceptable.

So we end up back at their little place. At least I got the bed in the one-room apartment, since her friend slept on the couch. So we're there doing our thing, and the next morning we leave. My buddy says that it was "meant to be the way it happened" and for me not to be pissed. Hell, I just got laid all night, why would I be pissed? So we stagger off to get some hangover food, catch the train, and head back to post.

Flash forward to next weekend.

We're out drinking again, at a different bar this time. We go outside to piss, and as we're standing there bullshitting, he reaches out and grabs the fire escape ladder, screaming in pain. The next morning his dick had flu-like symptoms, and he was off to the clinic. I laughed for months about that little piece of karma. Good times.

Ok, back to the regularly scheduled conversation.

your buddy and I have the same luck

[Tiler_J]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

Just because you banged a flight attendant doesn't mean you've been around the world.

Since you brought up flight attendants, anyone else in the mile high club?

[AKPirate]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

Just because you banged a flight attendant doesn't mean you've been around the world.

Since you brought up flight attendants, anyone else in the mile high club?

Let's hear that story?

[QH's Paw]

Well, I was gonna pick a kewl name like bootlipkiller, Tiler_J, GadwallGetter530 or maybe Redbeard but some Dicks from California already picked them. So, I picked from what was left over.
For the record, I never even consider Juice box.

[Redbeard]

I don't think JB had a choice

[Tiler_J]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

Just because you banged a flight attendant doesn't mean you've been around the world.

Since you brought up flight attendants, anyone else in the mile high club?

Let's hear that story?[/quote]

Sorry forgot to add, Mile High Club- Solo Division. You still want the story?

[Redbeard]

[quote="waterfowlman"]Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

Just because you banged a flight attendant doesn't mean you've been around the world.

Since you brought up flight attendants, anyone else in the mile high club?

Let's hear that story?[/quote]

Sorry forgot to add, Mile High Club- Solo Division. You still want the story?[/quote]you don't jerk off your dog did you???

[AKPirate]

I actually was going to say jerking off in the lavatory by yourself doesn't count... Yes please, skip that story

[jehler]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

Just because you banged a flight attendant doesn't mean you've been around the world.

Since you brought up flight attendants, anyone else in the mile high club?

not me

[Tiler_J]

Waterfowl hunting is actually my second favorite sport.
Sport fucking and eating pussy is actually number one.
After giving it some thought, rather than go with my first choice of CuntMan as a user name I decided on the one that I'm now using.

go to my Facebook and find a "Sherry" she has told me i'm the best pussy eater in the USA...
Maybe we can arrange an eat off?

the USA title ain't bad. But doesn't hold a candle to my World Cunnilinguist title

Just because you banged a flight attendant doesn't mean you've been around the world.

Since you brought up flight attendants, anyone else in the mile high club?

Let's hear that story?[/quote]

Sorry forgot to add, Mile High Club- Solo Division. You still want the story?[/quote]you don't jerk off your dog did you???[/quote]

No man, No!! Thats just wrong!

[Eric Haynes]

Eric Haynes is just my slave name. Thanks for asking Red!

[FlintRiverFowler]

The Flint River runs through my home county and most of the state of Georgia, it's where I first started hunting ducks, and still do most of my hunting there. I've also spent a lot of time fishing, drinking, floating, and general hell raising on that river in the summer.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I really like Luke Bryan, and the shout out he gives to the Flint River

FIFY

[DC727]

I really like Luke Bryan, and the shout out he gives to the Flint River

FIFY

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[FlintRiverFowler]

I really like Luke Bryan, and the shout out he gives to the Flint River

FIFY

Uhhhh. No. That dude ain't country .

[FlintRiverFowler]

"feelin foul" is a term my buddies and i use in the blind to alert the others when one of is has shit our waders. so i changed foul to fowl and made it my username, kind of a play on words

Interesting

[NuffDaddy]

I really like Luke Bryan, and the shout out he gives to the Flint River

FIFY

Uhhhh. No. That dude ain't country .

Wait....you mean all these country singers aren't country??? Shocking.










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[NuffDaddy]

"feelin foul" is a term my buddies and i use in the blind to alert the others when one of is has shit our waders. so i changed foul to fowl and made it my username, kind of a play on words

So this happens a lot?

[Feelin' Fowl]

I don't remember sharing that story on this forum...

[The Duck Hammer]

I don't remember sharing that story on this forum...

Is it as good as the shooter story?