What do you do the first time it snows?

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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:53 pm

Westie25 wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Westie25 wrote:We took the bindings off an old board once. Wasn't very much fun.

You gotta leave em on or you can't stay on it worth a damn.


Ya was a bit scared to break ankles and legs. I've been trying to get Cason to pull me with his truck in his canals. But I've yet to talk him into it.


That sounds like fun.
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:08 pm

we never did shit like that, 5-0 was on it like flies on shit after a few kids got killed. it was an on the spot arrest for whoever was driving.
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:12 pm

Westie25 wrote:
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Westie25 wrote:We took the bindings off an old board once. Wasn't very much fun.

You gotta leave em on or you can't stay on it worth a damn.


Ya was a bit scared to break ankles and legs. I've been trying to get Cason to pull me with his truck in his canals. But I've yet to talk him into it.

Get him drunk first
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby huntall6 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:37 am

We always would skitch behind our trucks back in high school. I used to put mine in first and ease out the clutch, line her up the best I could an hope out to skitch with my buddies in the back. No driver. Those were the good days.....
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby Westie25 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:40 am

rebelp74 wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Westie25 wrote:We took the bindings off an old board once. Wasn't very much fun.

You gotta leave em on or you can't stay on it worth a damn.


Ya was a bit scared to break ankles and legs. I've been trying to get Cason to pull me with his truck in his canals. But I've yet to talk him into it.

Get him drunk first


I mean there's usually always a beer
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby Woody » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:47 pm

hudson wrote:Now deer flies are some bad sommama bitches


You don't know shit about biting bugs, until a horse fly takes a chunk of your neck when it flies away
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:53 pm

Woody wrote:
hudson wrote:Now deer flies are some bad sommama bitches


You don't know shit about biting bugs, until a horse fly takes a chunk of your neck when it flies away

Only been bit by one of those in my life. Felt like I got punched in the neck by Mike Tyson for like a week.
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby hudson » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:20 pm

Woody wrote:
hudson wrote:Now deer flies are some bad sommama bitches


You don't know shit about biting bugs, until a horse fly takes a chunk of your neck when it flies away
u talkin bout them big black 747s,we got em
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby hudson » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:21 pm

Theyll make a horse holler what u think theyll do to a human
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby Woody » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:34 pm

Yes those are the bastards I am referring to.

I live on a horse "ranch/farm" they are everywhere and let me tell you they will bring grown men to their knees.
I kid you not a few years ago I got bit by one, and thought I was going to need stitches... that fucker left a scar.
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby hudson » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:37 pm

We got em I live in southwest louisiana nothin but marsh,rice fields and cattle.had em land on me but never been bit by one but seen a buddy get bit and u dont want no part of that
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby capt1972 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:52 pm

we get these fuckers

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we call em greenheads for obvious reasons
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby AKPirate » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:57 pm

Hibernate and wait 11 months, enjoy the summer, and repeat...
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby hudson » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:00 pm

capt1972 wrote:we get these fuckers

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we call em greenheads for obvious reasons
yap we call em the same tbing
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:25 pm

AKPirate wrote:Hibernate and wait 11 months, enjoy the summer, and repeat...
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:44 pm

capt1972 wrote:we get these fuckers

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we call em greenheads for obvious reasons


Those bastards hurt like the devil. Seen about the most I've ever seen this year. Hate those things.
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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby assateague » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:58 am

We get plenty of greenheads down at the beach, but here at the house we get these big fuckers. I swear they are the size of a quarter, and luckily are so big that you can feel them land on you through your clothes. Which is good, because they will bite straight through clothes, and make you look like you're having a seizure trying to get them off after you get bit. They tend to hold on.

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Re: What do you do the first time it snows?

Postby aunt betty » Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:22 am

The horse flies I got bit by while working at the stables...after you get bit once you start dressing different. Straw hat, thick flannel shirt, blue jeans, gloves, and boots for protection from the Damn flies. Bug spay is kept within easy reach too.
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