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[The Duck Hammer]

Did you actually have malaria?

[assateague]

I don't think so, although it's certainly possible. I think I got a shot for it, but we were in places that I know had it, from Thailand to the Philippines, in some not so savory places. Although it could really be anything. I've pulled hundreds of leeches off me a few times, ticks, mosquitos, who fucking knows.

All I do know is that once or twice a year, I will get a raging fever for about a day and a half, 104-105, which comes and goes for that short time. Right now it's pretty good, just feeling strung out. But give it an hour or so, and I'm gonna be back in la-la land. Then when it's gone, I want to sleep for about two days. It doesn't really happen often enough, or last long enough for me to worry about it. If it ever lasts longer than a couple days, I would probably have somebody try and figure it out. But we all gotta go sometime, so why bother wasting time with that shit. It's here and gone, and aside from feeling like ass, the dreams are usually pretty cool.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I don't think so, although it's certainly possible. I think I got a shot for it, but we were in places that I know had it, from Thailand to the Philippines, in some not so savory places. Although it could really be anything. I've pulled hundreds of leeches off me a few times, ticks, mosquitos, who fucking knows.

All I do know is that once or twice a year, I will get a raging fever for about a day and a half, 104-105, which comes and goes for that short time. Right now it's pretty good, just feeling strung out. But give it an hour or so, and I'm gonna be back in la-la land. Then when it's gone, I want to sleep for about two days. It doesn't really happen often enough, or last long enough for me to worry about it. If it ever lasts longer than a couple days, I would probably have somebody try and figure it out. But we all gotta go sometime, so why bother wasting time with that shit. It's here and gone, and aside from feeling like ass, the dreams are usually pretty cool.

it's the gout.

[assateague]

I just had to google "symptoms of the gout". Pretty sure that's not it.

[rebelp74]

back to the book

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I just had to google "symptoms of the gout". Pretty sure that's not it.

chlamydia.

[Woody]

I just had to google "symptoms of the gout". Pretty sure that's not it.

Sounds like a case of reoccurring mono.

[assateague]

Malaria is easier. People generally don't question it, believe it or not.

[ManlyMan]

syphilis

[assateague]

I would be full blown, batshit crazy by now. I'll stick with malaria.

[Woody]

I would be full blown, batshit crazy by now. I'll stick with malaria.

Was that an argument for or against syphilis?

[assateague]

Against, I believe. Pretty sure syphilis makes you go crazy and then die. I'm going on 16 years now, so either I've got some sort of natural antibody that I should farm out for millions, or I've just got malaria.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Against, I believe. Pretty sure syphilis makes you go crazy and then die. I'm going on 16 years now, so either I've got some sort of natural antibody that I should farm out for millions, or I've just got malaria.

Al Capone was a syphilitic moron. He died from it.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Here http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xzzYJ1aDjh ... zzYJ1aDjhM

[Woody]

Against, I believe. Pretty sure syphilis makes you go crazy and then die. I'm going on 16 years now, so either I've got some sort of natural antibody that I should farm out for millions, or I've just got malaria.

I know nothing about Mono, but what you described sounds awfully similar to what my doctor told me to expect if the antibiotics didn't fully wipe out my mono back in high school...

[Olly]

Mono never goes away. Once you have it you have it for life and can give it to anyone else.

[Woody]

Mono never goes away. Once you have it you have it for life and can give it to anyone else.

I don't think that is correct.

I've never given it to anyone else, that I know of.

[assateague]

That's all cool, but I've never had mono. I have, however, been bitten repeatedly by millions of mosquitoes and ticks.

[The Duck Hammer]

But you don't know for sure that you contracted malaria. So it's still 50/50 you have mono.

[assateague]

True. 50/50 for syphilis, and 50/50 for a radiated spider from the planet Krypton. Hell, 50/50 I have a superpower I don't even know about. I need to go jump off the roof to check this shit out. BRB.

[The Duck Hammer]

I just busted out laughing in class.

[rebelp74]

True. 50/50 for syphilis, and 50/50 for a radiated spider from the planet Krypton. Hell, 50/50 I have a superpower I don't even know about. I need to go jump off the roof to check this shit out. BRB.

Have your wife claim bullying if don't work

[jarbo03]

True. 50/50 for syphilis, and 50/50 for a radiated spider from the planet Krypton. Hell, 50/50 I have a superpower I don't even know about. I need to go jump off the roof to check this shit out. BRB.

While I am really digging your enthusiasm, I might start small as you figure out what your superpower is before jumping off the roof.

[3legged_lab]

Uh oh, he didn't come "right back"

[Woody]

Uh oh, he didn't come "right back"

I thought he said he wasn't crazy.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Uh oh, he didn't come "right back"

Isn't it obvious? He has a superpower and is now out exploiting the fuck out of it instead of participating in this circle-jerk.

[assateague]

Glad Dan figured it out. I just flew to Thailand to visit my old man. He was surprised to see me land in his backyard. Sorry for the delay getting back to you fellas, we got caught up in some beers.

Tomorrow I go to the mall naked to see if I can make myself invisible, too.

[flight control]

Glad Dan figured it out. I just flew to Thailand to visit my old man. He was surprised to see me land in his backyard. Sorry for the delay getting back to you fellas, we got caught up in some beers.

Tomorrow I go to the mall naked to see if I can make myself invisible, too.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Woody]

Glad Dan figured it out. I just flew to Thailand to visit my old man. He was surprised to see me land in his backyard. Sorry for the delay getting back to you fellas, we got caught up in some beers.

Tomorrow I go to the mall naked to see if I can make myself invisible, too.

Your pops lives in Thailand?

[assateague]

Yeah, he worked for the Far East division for his last 12 years or so with the company, and just stayed in Thailand when he retired. Lives like a damn king for next to nothing.