Well dang

[assateague]

Had a buddy in high school that had an old CJ-5. He wedged a 454 in that thing, and would routinely melt off about $20 worth of rubber from all 4 tires everyday leaving the school parking lot. Ah, the good ole days.

[Olly]

Had a buddy in high school that had an old CJ-5. He wedged a 454 in that thing, and would routinely melt off about $20 worth of rubber from all 4 tires everyday leaving the school parking lot. Ah, the good ole days.

It says a lot about you that you put a dollar figure on the amount of rubber that guy would burn.

[Woody]

Had a buddy in high school that had an old CJ-5. He wedged a 454 in that thing, and would routinely melt off about $20 worth of rubber from all 4 tires everyday leaving the school parking lot. Ah, the good ole days.

It says a lot about you that you put a dollar figure on the amount of rubber that guy would burn.

it says nothing we didn't already know.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Had a buddy in high school that had an old CJ-5. He wedged a 454 in that thing, and would routinely melt off about $20 worth of rubber from all 4 tires everyday leaving the school parking lot. Ah, the good ole days.

Wish I had pics of the frame off resto-mod my uncle did on his 76 cj-5. I was like 13 so I helped as much as I could.
Dropped a built 350 crate motor in it. 6 inch lift with 35s. Gave it a 70s style renegade paint job. Replaced the metal body with fiberglass bc he keeps it down in st croix at his condo. Not a part went untouched. It's a pretty slick beach cruiser.

[Feelin' Fowl]

You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Woody doesn't own all the Z71s. Mine has been run pretty hard in the short time I've had it.

Getting parking tickets, and driving through town with a little snow on the ground does not constitute running it hard.

Dammit I can't catch a break around here. I DONT STAY HERE ALL THE DAMN TIME.

It's cool, DH...They made those Colorados to handle some wicked pot holes!

[assateague]

Had a buddy in high school that had an old CJ-5. He wedged a 454 in that thing, and would routinely melt off about $20 worth of rubber from all 4 tires everyday leaving the school parking lot. Ah, the good ole days.

It says a lot about you that you put a dollar figure on the amount of rubber that guy would burn.

Tires ain't free.

[Woody]

You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Woody doesn't own all the Z71s. Mine has been run pretty hard in the short time I've had it.

First... I own an F150.

Second... go fuck yourself.

[assateague]

Just don't fuck yourself anywhere near his truck.

[Woody]

Just don't fuck yourself anywhere near his truck.

Damn well better not. I'll make a god dang scene like you have never seen before.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Just don't fuck yourself anywhere near his truck.

Damn well better not. I'll make a god dang scene like you have never seen before.

The ending might not be happy for you...

[3legged_lab]

Had a buddy in high school that had an old CJ-5. He wedged a 454 in that thing, and would routinely melt off about $20 worth of rubber from all 4 tires everyday leaving the school parking lot. Ah, the good ole days.

I'll never forget the night I had a little crown in my belly and and a jeep full of girls and got pulled over popping wheelies. Cop asked if I'd been drinking and he believed me when I said no.

[Woody]

Had a buddy in high school that had an old CJ-5. He wedged a 454 in that thing, and would routinely melt off about $20 worth of rubber from all 4 tires everyday leaving the school parking lot. Ah, the good ole days.

I'll never forget the night I had a little crown in my belly and and a jeep full of girls and got pulled over popping wheelies. Cop asked if I'd been drinking and he believed me when I said no.

Oh he didn't believe you, he just knew how big of a dick move it would be to interrupt what you had going on.

[NuffDaddy]

You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Except me. I give mine hell and treat it like a dog. I love a damn z71.

I think Nuff has the parts, and experience you'll need. Might want to get his cell phone number...

Ain't shit that stops that truck

[FlintRiverFowler]

You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Except me. I give mine hell and treat it like a dog. I love a damn z71.

I think Nuff has the parts, and experience you'll need. Might want to get his cell phone number...

Ain't shit that stops that truck

You got a Z?

[assateague]

You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Except me. I give mine hell and treat it like a dog. I love a damn z71.

I think Nuff has the parts, and experience you'll need. Might want to get his cell phone number...

Ain't shit that stops that truck

Except snow and a broken driveshaft.

[Woody]

You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Except me. I give mine hell and treat it like a dog. I love a damn z71.

I think Nuff has the parts, and experience you'll need. Might want to get his cell phone number...

Ain't shit that stops that truck

Except snow and a broken driveshaft.

Yeah, but it never snows in Michigan anymore with global warming and everything.

[FlintRiverFowler]

You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Except me. I give mine hell and treat it like a dog. I love a damn z71.

I think Nuff has the parts, and experience you'll need. Might want to get his cell phone number...

Ain't shit that stops that truck

Except snow and a broken driveshaft.

Don't know about snow but I've never got mine stuck, and it has crawled out of some muddy ass ditches. My z71 tahoe was even better off road.

[rebelp74]

I've been stuck twice in mine

[FlintRiverFowler]

I've been stuck twice in mine

You're driving it wrong.

[NuffDaddy]

You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Except me. I give mine hell and treat it like a dog. I love a damn z71.

I think Nuff has the parts, and experience you'll need. Might want to get his cell phone number...

Ain't shit that stops that truck

You got a Z?

Nope. Sierra.

[NuffDaddy]

You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Except me. I give mine hell and treat it like a dog. I love a damn z71.

I think Nuff has the parts, and experience you'll need. Might want to get his cell phone number...

Ain't shit that stops that truck

Except snow and a broken driveshaft.

We pulled a 2 place snowmobile trailer for a mile and a half in 2' of snow in 2wd without a problem.

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="assateague"]You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Except me. I give mine hell and treat it like a dog. I love a damn z71.

I think Nuff has the parts, and experience you'll need. Might want to get his cell phone number...

Ain't shit that stops that truck

You got a Z?

Nope. Sierra.[/quote]

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[NuffDaddy]

And that was with pretty much junk mud tires on it.

[NuffDaddy]

[quote="FlintRiverFowler"][quote="assateague"]You're right, because it would have been sitting in the parking lot, since the owner didn't want to get his pretty truck dirty.

Except me. I give mine hell and treat it like a dog. I love a damn z71.

I think Nuff has the parts, and experience you'll need. Might want to get his cell phone number...

Ain't shit that stops that truck

You got a Z?

Nope. Sierra.[/quote]

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Yeah. Only it's a 2500 without a z71 sticker.

[FlintRiverFowler]

And that was with pretty much junk mud tires on it.

You weren't driving it right. I've said it before and ill say it again.
A z71 is the baddest truck ever made.
People who drive them as grocery getters are pussies.

[The Duck Hammer]

And that was with pretty much junk mud tires on it.

You weren't driving it right. I've said it before and ill say it again.
A z71 is the baddest truck ever made.
People who drive them as grocery getters are pussies.

The originals were. It doesn't mean the same thing as when they first came out.

[assateague]

Ain't shit that stops that truck

Except snow and a broken driveshaft.

We pulled a 2 place snowmobile trailer for a mile and a half in 2' of snow in 2wd without a problem.

I'd consider "breaking the driveshaft and getting stuck for hours" a problem.

[NuffDaddy]

Ain't shit that stops that truck

Except snow and a broken driveshaft.

We pulled a 2 place snowmobile trailer for a mile and a half in 2' of snow in 2wd without a problem.

I'd consider "breaking the driveshaft and getting stuck for hours" a problem.

Only broke because it rusted out. Had nothing to do with the truck. Woulda happened to a ford, dodge, whatever you like.
And it was for about 30min. Pulled the trailer out of the way, dug out the tires and we were good to go once were were out of the hole.

[NuffDaddy]

And that was with pretty much junk mud tires on it.

You weren't driving it right. I've said it before and ill say it again.
A z71 is the baddest truck ever made.
People who drive them as grocery getters are pussies.

The originals were. It doesn't mean the same thing as when they first came out.

My cousins newer z71 1/2 ton is rated to pull the same as my moms envoy. And my uncles new z71 needed a "beef up" package so he could put a camper on his truck.

[assateague]

I'm not sure how to explain this- the driveshaft broke. I've had a Ford, 2 Dodges, a Plymouth, a Volkswagen, a Honda, and a Jeep, and none of the driveshafts broke. The driveshaft breaking is a problem, much as you might like it not to be.

"My lawnmower blew up today, and sent pieces of piston rings out of the cylinders through the cylinder wall."

"My lawnmower never caused me any problems."


Do you see how those two statements really don't go together?