Oregon

[Flightstopper]

Didn't this happen a year or two ago also? I remember something like this happened before, just don't remember when. I can't believe they are so worried about a little piss in the reservoir. What about the other animals that shit in it or die in it. This is just stupid.

They claim people are accustomed to bird shit with no ill effects.

[FlintRiverFowler]

As a native Oregonian, I issue the following disclaimer:
Portland is weird as fuck. In no way do the views and expressions of P-town represent that of Oregon as a whole. It is simply where we banish unto all the hippies and whack jobs which plague our beautiful corner of the Pacific Northwest. p.s. Eugene is also fucked.

I understand. Just like down state Illinois is complete opposite of Chicago.

I've been through part of Illinois and all I can say is Fuck. Chicago. We had to drive from southern Chicago, I think near Chicago Heights, all the way through to Waukegan. Seen my life flash before my eyes countless times. Apparently speed limits don't matter there, you just go 90 or get the hell out of the way. If a trucker wants to merge, he will merge dammit! And if you're in his was sorry for your luck, either get off the road or get smashed. The we got to our hotel in Waukegan, turns out we were ripped off and sleeping in the ghetto. Pretty sure I heard a crack deal going on outside. Woke up in the morning and some dude was sleeping in the stairwell of the hotel. Tried to cross the street once, there are no crosswalks there. People speed up as you try to scramble across the street. It's like a game of frogger. After we crossed the street, I seen a pimp. You may ask how I know he was a pimp. Just imagine a pimp, and that is what he looked like.

Southern Chicago is horrible, but Detroit is a nightmare. I hope I never have to step foot in either places for as long as I live.

Chicago, Oregon? Never heard of it.
Matter of fact... never heard of Detroit, Oregon either.

[3legged_lab]

Didn't this happen a year or two ago also? I remember something like this happened before, just don't remember when. I can't believe they are so worried about a little piss in the reservoir. What about the other animals that shit in it or die in it. This is just stupid.

They claim people are accustomed to bird shit with no ill effects.

Bear Grylls would drink it.

[Bulldog0156]

Drink my piss you filthy homo-gypsies!

Bonus points for whoever knows where that came from

[aunt betty]

Drink my piss you filthy homo-gypsies!

Bonus points for whoever knows where that came from

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[BrewGUN]

Oregon is know for poor planning and even poorer execution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBgThvB_IDQ

[youtube]xBgThvB_IDQ[youtube]

Poor planning? That was fuckin awesome.

Another good one, not oregon, but funny none the less!

[gila-river]

As a native Oregonian, I issue the following disclaimer:
Portland is weird as fuck. In no way do the views and expressions of P-town represent that of Oregon as a whole. It is simply where we banish unto all the hippies and whack jobs which plague our beautiful corner of the Pacific Northwest. p.s. Eugene is also fucked.

I understand. Just like down state Illinois is complete opposite of Chicago.

I've been through part of Illinois and all I can say is Fuck. Chicago. We had to drive from southern Chicago, I think near Chicago Heights, all the way through to Waukegan. Seen my life flash before my eyes countless times. Apparently speed limits don't matter there, you just go 90 or get the hell out of the way. If a trucker wants to merge, he will merge dammit! And if you're in his was sorry for your luck, either get off the road or get smashed. The we got to our hotel in Waukegan, turns out we were ripped off and sleeping in the ghetto. Pretty sure I heard a crack deal going on outside. Woke up in the morning and some dude was sleeping in the stairwell of the hotel. Tried to cross the street once, there are no crosswalks there. People speed up as you try to scramble across the street. It's like a game of frogger. After we crossed the street, I seen a pimp. You may ask how I know he was a pimp. Just imagine a pimp, and that is what he looked like.

Southern Chicago is horrible, but Detroit is a nightmare. I hope I never have to step foot in either places for as long as I live.

Chicago, Oregon? Never heard of it.
Matter of fact... never heard of Detroit, Oregon either.

We've actually got a Detroit OR, it's a little lake town. Lake Detroit has some good fishing.

[aunt betty]

[quote="gila-river"]As a native Oregonian, I issue the following disclaimer:
Portland is weird as fuck. In no way do the views and expressions of P-town represent that of Oregon as a whole. It is simply where we banish unto all the hippies and whack jobs which plague our beautiful corner of the Pacific Northwest. p.s. Eugene is also fucked.

I understand. Just like down state Illinois is complete opposite of Chicago.

I've been through part of Illinois and all I can say is Fuck. Chicago. We had to drive from southern Chicago, I think near Chicago Heights, all the way through to Waukegan. Seen my life flash before my eyes countless times. Apparently speed limits don't matter there, you just go 90 or get the hell out of the way. If a trucker wants to merge, he will merge dammit! And if you're in his was sorry for your luck, either get off the road or get smashed. The we got to our hotel in Waukegan, turns out we were ripped off and sleeping in the ghetto. Pretty sure I heard a crack deal going on outside. Woke up in the morning and some dude was sleeping in the stairwell of the hotel. Tried to cross the street once, there are no crosswalks there. People speed up as you try to scramble across the street. It's like a game of frogger. After we crossed the street, I seen a pimp. You may ask how I know he was a pimp. Just imagine a pimp, and that is what he looked like.

Southern Chicago is horrible, but Detroit is a nightmare. I hope I never have to step foot in either places for as long as I live.

Chicago, Oregon? Never heard of it.
Matter of fact... never heard of Detroit, Oregon either.

We've actually got a Detroit OR, it's a little lake town. Lake Detroit has some good fishing.[/quote]
There is only ONE town named Farmer City on the entire planet. (Fact)

[capt1972]

Drink my piss you filthy homo-gypsies!

Bonus points for whoever knows where that came from

SNL

[aunt betty]

What do you think Oregon would do if this happened in their reservoir?

[Bulldog0156]

Drink my piss you filthy homo-gypsies!

Bonus points for whoever knows where that came from

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Damn betty, you and El Capitan are on the ball!


Probably one of my favorite SNL skits

[waterfowlman]

Didn't this happen a year or two ago also? I remember something like this happened before, just don't remember when. I can't believe they are so worried about a little piss in the reservoir. What about the other animals that shit in it or die in it. This is just stupid.

They claim people are accustomed to bird shit with no ill effects.

Bear Grylls would drink it.

I think you fellas out there should wait until they drain and refill that reservoir then take a shit in it right in front of the same surveilance camera they busted the pissing boy with. Wear an Obama or Biden mask just to jazz it up a little.

[Redbeard]

I'm in Brookings today. Looking for a lake to piss in

Hit up the Hungry Clam for lunch if they're open.

i got a nooner at the hungry clam

[aunt betty]

I'm in Brookings today. Looking for a lake to piss in

Hit up the Hungry Clam for lunch if they're open.

i got a nooner at the hungry clam

Was she named Lefty?

[Woody]

Either way, it's pretty silly. Do these people really think that the water is pumped out of the reservoir directly into their kitchen faucet?

apparently so...

City officials state that their justification for draining the drinking water is that the water has already been treated and was ready to drink. City officials claim that although it is true that birds and other animals have been eliminating themselves into the water, Portland residents have been accustomed to this practice with no negative consequences. The city officials didn’t feel comfortable supplying Portland residents with deliberately tainted drinking water. The water supply was tested and all test results came up negative. Portland officials say the Bull Run watershed has an ample water supply at present, so the 38 million gallons that have been drained will not be a hardship on the city’s supply.

[assateague]

Okay, that just adds to the level of dumb by Oregonian officials. They treat the water BEFORE storing it in a huge outdoor dirt lined puddle, full of dead animals, dead fish, garbage, and whatever else. They're either a level of stupid seldom seen among the living, or they're lying. One or the other, no in between.

[Woody]

Okay, that just adds to the level of dumb by Oregonian officials. They treat the water BEFORE storing it in a huge outdoor dirt lined puddle, full of dead animals, dead fish, garbage, and whatever else. They're either a level of stupid seldom seen among the living, or they're lying. One or the other, no in between.

I'm left assuming they are lying, they have to be. right?

[assateague]

Got to be, in order to justify what they're going to charge him with (and probably bill him for). Absolutely no way that water comes out of a pond and goes directly to someone's drinking supply. No way at all.

[Redbeard]

I pissed in every body of water I saw Saturday from brookings south

[Redbeard]

Got to be, in order to justify what they're going to charge him with (and probably bill him for). Absolutely no way that water comes out of a pond and goes directly to someone's drinking supply. No way at all.

have they said what they're charging him with?

[Redbeard]

Okay, that just adds to the level of dumb by Oregonian officials. They treat the water BEFORE storing it in a huge outdoor dirt lined puddle, full of dead animals, dead fish, garbage, and whatever else. They're either a level of stupid seldom seen among the living, or they're lying. One or the other, no in between.

meanwhile in other parts of the country residents get fined for washing their cars in the driveway and leaving the sprinklers on too long cause they haven't seen a drop of rain in four years

[3legged_lab]

Got to be, in order to justify what they're going to charge him with (and probably bill him for).

This is what I'm guessing the real reasoning is.

[The Duck Hammer]

As a native Oregonian, I issue the following disclaimer:
Portland is weird as fuck. In no way do the views and expressions of P-town represent that of Oregon as a whole. It is simply where we banish unto all the hippies and whack jobs which plague our beautiful corner of the Pacific Northwest. p.s. Eugene is also fucked.

Sounds like y'all's version of Austin. Poor flightstopper has to be the gatekeeper of all that bullshit.

[Flightstopper]

As a native Oregonian, I issue the following disclaimer:
Portland is weird as fuck. In no way do the views and expressions of P-town represent that of Oregon as a whole. It is simply where we banish unto all the hippies and whack jobs which plague our beautiful corner of the Pacific Northwest. p.s. Eugene is also fucked.

Sounds like y'all's version of Austin. Poor flightstopper has to be the gatekeeper of all that bullshit.

Hipster hell hole.

[The Duck Hammer]

As a native Oregonian, I issue the following disclaimer:
Portland is weird as fuck. In no way do the views and expressions of P-town represent that of Oregon as a whole. It is simply where we banish unto all the hippies and whack jobs which plague our beautiful corner of the Pacific Northwest. p.s. Eugene is also fucked.

Sounds like y'all's version of Austin. Poor flightstopper has to be the gatekeeper of all that bullshit.

Hipster hell hole.

Yep hate that place. Have a cousin that lives down there, last time I was down there I said nice seeing ya won't be back again.

[assateague]

As a native Oregonian, I issue the following disclaimer:
Portland is weird as fuck. In no way do the views and expressions of P-town represent that of Oregon as a whole. It is simply where we banish unto all the hippies and whack jobs which plague our beautiful corner of the Pacific Northwest. p.s. Eugene is also fucked.

Sounds like y'all's version of Austin. Poor flightstopper has to be the gatekeeper of all that bullshit.

Hipster hell hole.

Deeluxe.

[Flightstopper]

As a native Oregonian, I issue the following disclaimer:
Portland is weird as fuck. In no way do the views and expressions of P-town represent that of Oregon as a whole. It is simply where we banish unto all the hippies and whack jobs which plague our beautiful corner of the Pacific Northwest. p.s. Eugene is also fucked.

Sounds like y'all's version of Austin. Poor flightstopper has to be the gatekeeper of all that bullshit.

Hipster hell hole.

Deeluxe.

Lol! You don't know how close to throwing that in there I actually was.

[Tomkat]

We have one called Lawrence. It's as liberal and goofy as anything I have ever seen. I am sorry for Jarbo to be stuck in their county as they tend to like taxes.

[assateague]

We have one too. It's called Maryland.

[The Duck Hammer]

We have one too. It's called Maryland.